Ezekiel Jones...
1. is not nearly as stupid as he likes to pretend.
2. does not like being called "Zeke."
3. very much likes being called "Jonesy."
4. is a terminal snuggler.
5. cannot cook anything that doesn't come at least halfway pre-made.
6. will steal shirts/sweaters/hoodies and refuse to give them back because they're "comfy." (Which is why they were purchased in the first place.)
7. will go swimming with Little Ness despite being told not to do that.
8. sometimes has anxiety attacks and needs to be held through them.
9. is very good at magic. (Sleight of hand magic, not magic-magic.)
10. likes kids, or at least the ones old enough to hold a semi-decent conversation.
11. can draw up schematics of security systems and floor plans from memory.
12. will pretend he isn't sick and go to work with a temperature of 101.
13. cannot do shots. (Hilarious to watch him try, though.)
14. is very, very ticklish.
15. will cry (just a little) if someone makes him a homemade pizza for his birthday.
16. is a very good artist and likes painting.
17. does, in fact, know other languages besides English. (Four, to be exact.)
18. talks in his sleep in those other languages.
19. is not expendable, dammit.
20. is a good man, even if he won't admit it.