Me: Okay! Sorry this one`s so short :p

Sonic: Yeah, she was just too lazy to write anymore...

Me: Shut up sonic!

Sonic: What? You- *gets wrapped up with duct tape* mmmfffftt!?

Blaze: Ummm... She does not own us Sega does...

Cream: Please review and enjoy!

Nobody's POV

Tails eyes widened when he found out that the first entry was on the day Sonic met him. He wasn't sure whether or no he wanted to read it. What if Sonic really didn't like him hanging around but yet acted like he did? He started to doubt everything about Sonic feeling happy about the young fox hanging around him. Knowing that the young fox might not want to read, Knuckles took over. He lifted the diary from the kit's hands and examined the entry. There was kind of messy writing but then again, Sonic was probably 12 or so. It was written in dark blue ink and the page seemed a bit ripped at the corner of it. He paid no attention to it and read out loud:

Today I found a fox kit sleeping in the seat of my plane. I had just finished running around the island like a maniac looking for some sort of mechanic. But at least I found out that I'm not the best flyer! I never want to repeat that again. One minute your up in the air ( in my case pushing random buttons on the dash trying to see what they do ) and before you know it, you crash into the sea. I don't know how but I managed to drag the used-to-be plane out of the water. And I also found out that I can't swim! ( Of course I wouldn't know how, I've spent almost all of my life killing people) So anyway, I found this kid sleeping in my plane. I looked at the body of it and was amazed that it was practically all fixed up and ready to fly again! Whoever did this, they have my thanks. I looked towards the kit with a bit of fear. My social skills are at like zero and I didn't want to do the whole pull-out-knife-and-say-hi-I'm-going-to-end-your-life approach. I almost panicked when he started to wake up, but I remained cool. His blue eyes went wide with horror when he saw me. He started to say "I'm sorry" over and over again which got extremely annoying after the 10th time. He stood there panicking, and of course I didn't know what to do because I was panicking as well inside. I don't know why but I decided to reassure the kit that I wasn't going to hurt him and kept telling him to calm down ( 'cause I didn't want him to have a heart attack 'cause I'm sure as heck ain't a doctor ) It wasn't until he tripped that I saw his two tails. After he calmed down he said that the other kids would tease him about them and make fun of him for his love of mechanics. Go figure that a three year old could be smarter than me! The sad thing is I'm actually not that surprised... Any way, he said he hated his real name (Miles) So I decided to call him Tails, courtesy of his two tails. He decided to tag along with me, which for some reason I didn't mind ( besides the fact that he's a genius and can fly and I'm not just talking about the plane, that kid can actually fly! ) I don't know why, but it felt good to make him happy. I guess Rosy was right for once ( even though half the time she makes absolutely no sense whatsoever ) it's better to help than to kill. Though Dark thinks different. Of course he'd rather take control again and have me kill everyone for the rest of my life. Oh! Tails is coming! I guess I better stop this entry!

Sincerely,

Sonic.T. Hedgehog

Shadow: What an idiot...

Knuckles: Ha! I would have loved to be there when he crashed and found out he couldn't swim!

Rouge: Umm... who's Rosy? Tails do you know?

Tails: *shrugs* I don't know. I know before I heard Sonic mummer something in his sleep about a pink hedgehog with a green hammer. I thought he was talking about Amy but now...

Rouge: I wonder what he meant by "even though half the time she makes absolutely no sense whatsoever" ?

Tails: *shrugs again* I have no idea.

Shadow: Perhaps she's insane? And by the sound of it Sonic seems to have hung out with her for a while...

Knuckles: That would explain a couple of things about him...

Tails: KNUCKLES!

Rouge: Hey Knucky, let me see that diary for a sec..

Knuckles: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

Rouge: *takes the diary* Okay * starts flipping through pages*

She stopped on one page and couldn't help but burst out laughing. The others started at her like she was insane, she tried to talk, but more giggles escaped from her mouth. She just pointed at the entry, which Shadow eventually picked up and started reading.

Chaos, you think that after saving a helpless girl from a metal look-alike would be simple! Smash the robot, save the girl, and then go on living your life. But nope! She just so happens to have a crush on me now! She's been chasing me around all day! I would like to know just how she can keep up! She tries to flirt with me, which makes Dark jealous for some reason lol. I think he doesn't like anybody else having my attention ( even if said attention meant debating whether or not she belongs in a mental hospital ) So now I have a killer headache, which doesn't get any better with her yelling "Sonikku" every time she sees me. What kind of nickname is that? Tails thinks it's hilarious and purposely tells her where I am so she can tackle me with her death grips, or smash me in the head with her hammer for not telling her where I was going. Dark insists that I let him take control and he'll "take care of her" AKA Kill her in the most brutal way possible and throw her body into the center of the earth. Like I'm gonna let that happen. She might be annoying, but she's a friend. And I repeat FRIEND. F-R-I-E-N-D! Not girlfriend! Now if I can only get that into her head she might stop chasing me. She now officially scares me. Amy Rose is now at the top of the short list of things I fear. Rosy's right underneath her. Speaking of Rosy, she looks an awfully lot like Amy, which scares me because Rosy's a psycho hammer-happy killer. With another huge hammer, except it has sharp ends instead of the flat ends that Amy's has, it really hurts. ( A/N I know that Rosy is the anti-version of Amy, but in this story, she`s a completely different hedgehog who just looks like Amy )I better end this entry before either Amy or Tails come and find me with this diary.

Sincerely,

Sonic. T. Hedgehog

For almost the whole entry Rouge and Knuckles were laughing their heads off. Even Shadow chuckled slightly as he read the entry. Tails laughed as he remembered the first time Amy met Sonic. She wouldn't stop chasing him and he was actually surprised the hedgehog didn't end up yelling at her. Now Shadow was looking through the diary looking for a certain entry.

Knuckles: *finally stops laughing* What are you looking for Shadow?

Shadow: The first time he met me of course. If he wrote about Rose he defiantly had to write about me..

Sure enough, there was an entry about Shadow. It seemed to be a bit messier, possibly suggesting that he was either in a hurry, or very frustrated while writing. Tails decided to read the entry.

What the heck?! I mean seriously?! Now I have someone ripping me off! Or rather Dark... which since he's a part of me...THAT STILL MEANS ME! And then he has a right to call me the faker?! I'm sorry, but I was the first black hedgehog to go around causing mayhem and kill people. He was stuck in suspended animation and got amnesia! And he can't even make up his freaking mind on who's side he's on! I mean first he's working with Eggman in trying to kill me, then he's helping me stop the Eclipse Cannon! Though in the end he did risk his life. Of course all I found that was left of him was one of his inhibitor ring thingies that cut off his power or something ( man, I need one of those to help me control Dark ) Of course Dark is all happy now because he's dead, yeah he was pretty pissed before. And how can people be so blind? Amy especially! Shadow is freaking black. I'm blue. There's a difference! And last time I checked, my quills were not shaped like that, nor did I have red stripes, hover shoes, or chest fur. I cannot stress enough over how stupid that is! Dark was really mad when I supposedly "lost" in a fight against him because I didn't want him to take control and go on a killing rampage in the city. I'm getting better at blocking him out though. Even though I did want to kill that hedgehog but much less than Dark wanted to. I wonder how he would react to me telling him just how many people I've killed? Especially G.U.N soldiers, after all, they were the ones trying to chase me down before. Oh, well, I can't now anyway. He's gone. I must admit I'm a bit sad as well for him because he had to watch his best friend die in front of him. Oh, yes, here's the used-to-be-killer sympathizing with a fake look-alike for his friend's death. Whatever. I`m not going to waste anymore of my time writing about someone who`s dead.

This has been a rant with yours truly,

Sonic. T. Hedgehog

By now Tails voice was just above a whisper. He had started to get quieter as soon as Shadow had starting glaring at the book. First it was almost non-existent. The it showed more. Then you could tell he was very mad. Then it looked like he was about to chaos-spear the diary within any second. All that went through Tails`s mind was that Sonic better watch out when he returns to normal...

Shadow: *reads the entry over again* I'm gonna kill him..

Rouge: That is, if we can get him back to normal.

Shadow: Oh, we will get him back to normal all right..

This made everyone turn around to face him with confused looks. Shadow was never the optimistic one. He was always the one to point out all the flaws and the negatives, it wasn't until he continued that they knew he was still sane.

Shadow: So I can kick his sorry blue ass...

To Be Continued...

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Me: And there ya go! Let me know by either private messaging me or by reviewing whether or not I should make All/some/ one of the members which have been mentioned so far ( Silver and Blaze count as well) read more entries from Sonic's diary.

Sonic: mmmvvvvvtttt!

Silver: Um... why is Sonic tied up?

Me: Oh, no reason exactly...