PKMN VILLAIN ToD CHAPTER 3

Flare: Yay! More reviews! And it's CHRISTMAS soon!

Kai: We have 3 more reviews.

Red Eyes: (Looks around) Where are Blaze and Crimson?

Flare: Blaze is preparing the dimensional warp. Crimson is getting the reviving orb off Kitty.

Tabitha: What's a dimensional warp?

Flare: It brings things from other dimensions. How do you think we got you here?

Brodie: But Flare... What are you using it for?

Kai: New Host.

Blaze and Crimson come back.

Flare: Ok! Lets get someone to read the first review! Red Eyes! Please can you read this? (gives Red Eyes paper)

Red Eyes: As long as i don't die. This is from Duskzilla:

"Ooh can I request to be a host? Here's a little bio about me. Name:Duskzilla(call me Dusk) Age:16 Appearance:6'1, Brown hair shaped like eight points with blue streaks on the lower two, orange eyes, wears black jacket, cobalt shirt, cobalt pants, and shoes like Shadow the Hedgehog Pokemon:My White Kyurem Mephiles who knows Ice Burn, Dragon Pulse, Shadow Claw and Fusion Flare Anyway onto the t-or-d's

Ghestis:When did you get Hydregion? N:Is your real name Harmonia? Giovanni:Mewthree? How'd you make that? Zero:How exactly do you get in that suit of yours I mean I'm pretty sure it doesn't have a zipper Cyrus:Why did you bother going after Palkia and Dialga why not go after Arceus? That's all for now."

Flare: Of Course! Blaze! Dimension!

Blaze: *grumble* Fine. (activates a gem and a portal opens)

Dusk Imerges from the portal with his White Kyurem.

Ghetsis: (Jawdrop) A WHITE KYUREM?!

Dusk: Thanks for letting me join. Ghetsis, how did you get Hydreigon?

Ghetsis: I was given it by a relative when it was an egg. I'll say i raised it well!

Dusk: Ok. N, Is your real name Harmonia?

N: No. Ghetsis gave me the full name of Natural Harmonia Gropius, strangely enough.

Flare: (laughs) No offence but 'Gropius' sounds like 'Tropius', a grass pokemon. Ghetsis, was you drunk when you named him?

Ghetsis: I'm surprised i wasn't drunk when i found him...

Dusk: Wow. N, you have a long name. Anyway, Giovanni, when did you make Mewthree?

Giovanni: We decided to make another clone of Mew to fight Mewtwo if it tried to attack us. But all the failed attempts of Mewtwo and Mewthree are actually alive. Do you know what Ditto is? It's a failed attempt of cloning Mew. It's a failed experiment.

Brodie's Ditto lets itself out of it's pokeball.

Ditto: DITTO! (angry)

N: (translates) Ditto is mad at you for calling it a science experiment. And it looks like it's going to use transform...

Flare: Transform?

Ditto: (transforms into an Arceus)

Everyone: HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH!

Giovanni: Arceus?! Oh damn.

Copy Arceus: JUDGEMENT! (kills Giovanni)

Flare: O.O Okayyyyy... Anyway, Rei-kun, Dusk is wondering,how you get into that weird giratina cosplay of yours?

Zero: STOP CALLING ME REI-KUN. For your information, It doesn't need a zipper. It's a mechanical suit so it assembles and dissembles itself when i want it to.

Flare: Ok... Cyrus?

Cyrus: I don't go after Arceus because i am not stupid enough to go after Arceus and get killed in the process.

Dusk: And you WON'T get killed by Dialga and Palkia.

Cyrus: Touché.

Flare: Anyway, Rei-kun please read the next review.

Zero: No.

Flare: Please?

Zero: NO.

Flare: Pretty pretty please with sugar and a cherry on top?

Zero: No means no.

Flare: Pretty pretty please with chocolate and cherries and sugar and strawberries and roses and Dittoes on top?

Cast: Roses and Dittoes? Weird.

Zero: ...Fine... This review is from Arandomfangirl. Again? Anyway...

Hehe. I know balconyshipping is random.
Just thought of it. Mewthree? weird.
Anyway, N, that sucked. Hit him harder. If he tries to kill you, use this (gives gyarados).
Brodie was drugged? By who?
And...Flare, were you not high last chapter?Is that how you normally act? Why do you keep getting Nosebleeds? These fan girls are crazy.

Flare: Balconyshipping is REALLY REALLY RANDOM.

N: I have to hit him harder? I'll definately die!

Blaze: N, don't be a wimp.

Flare: Don't be so hard on him! N, use the Gyrados if he tries to kill you.

N: Okay... (punches Ghetsis in the face so hard Ghetsis loses a tooth)

Cast: O.O

Ghetsis: NATURAL HARMONIA GROPIUS! (Gets chainsaw)

N: O.O Um... Go Gyrados (sends out Gyrados who bites Ghetsis's head off)

Flare: Oh yeah. Brodie, who drugged you?

Brodie: I was drugged? By who?

Flare: I don't know, that's why i'm asking and why ARFG is asking.

Tabitha: Hm...(thinking) Maybe Ghetsis as he drugged Ghetsis on chapter 1.

N: Nah. He was being kept an eye on.

Zero: Um... Are you sure he was drugged and not high or something?

Flare: No idea. Anyway, i wasn't high last chapter, i normally act like that. About the nosebleeds i lose blood easily and pass out at least once a month.

Crimson: Last review! Tabby-Neko, please read it! (puppy dog eyes)

Tabitha: Puppy dog eyes don't work on me.

Flare: Brodie, can you convince him?

Brodie: I'll try. (holds up Tabitha's Mightyena's pokeball) Do it or i'll burn your Mightyena.

Tabitha: Fine.

From Magmagirl...

"Hello! Here are truths and dares!

Saturn: Do you hate anyone MORE than Charon? You seemed very pissed at him in the anime.

Zero: Did you know there is a guy called Zero in vampire knight who goes insane like you?

Charon: Eat dog food.

Flare: who would win a battle with you vs Blaze? Battle her to find out.

Tabitha: We know old Brodie is from chapter 1 but how old are you?

Brodie: what rank are you in TM?

Thats all"

Saturn: Of course not! Charon is a creepy pedophile!

Zero: Is there? And who are you calling Insane? What does this guy look like?

Flare: Here's a picture, Rei-kun! (shows)

Charon: No.

Blaze: Eat it.

Charon: (eats it)

Flare: Who would win? Probably me.

Blaze: As if.

They battle. Blaze uses a Houndoom, Flare uses a Mightyena.

10 minutes later...

Blaze: Flamethrower!

Flare: Dodge and use dark pulse!

The flamethrower misses and Houndoom is knocked out by dark pulse.

Flare: I win! Yay! So, Tabby-neko, how old are you?

Tabitha: Stop calling me that!

Brodie: Yeah! It's copyright!

Flare: Copyright?

Brodie: Yes! It's MY nickname for him!

Tabitha: *facepalm* Anyway, I'm 20.

Flare: Ok! And Brodie, what the HELL is your rank in Team Magma?

Brodie: Meh. I'm a high ranked grunt, also known as an agent sometimes.

Tabitha: Although Maxie has offered him the rank of Admin.

Brodie: What? Being an Admin means more work and less free time and less stealing!

Flare: Anyway, Tabitha, where's Mack?

Tabitha: Sulking in the corner.

Flare: Mack! Please come here!

Mack: (from corner) No.

Flare: Please?

Mack: No.

Flare: Get your... Backside over here.

Mack: No.

Flare: Hate to do this but I have blackmail.

Mack: Blackmail? Of what?

Flare: Something you don't want your boss to know.

Mack: ...Fine, I'm coming. (walks over, Maxie didn't hear as yelling at grunts)

Flare: Ok, please read this.

Mack: Fine. This is from Artemisrod

Hi. I have to say, this is funny. But you have some words missing from the chapters. Because for the reviews sometimes it misses names. Anyway-

Archer: I'm surprised you don't have a crush on Giovanni if you're so loyal to him. What is he to you, then?

Tabitha:Why do you act different in the games, anime and manga? Plus you look and act completely different in the manga. Oh, and pull your hood down for once. (Cannot tell colour of his hair)

Brodie: do you always mess with Tabitha? And did Ghetsis drug you for drugging him?

Charon: why is your laugh so creepy?

Proton: age?

Thats all.

Flare: Ok, Archer?

Archer: He's my boss. I have to be loyal to him. Plus he's awesome and strong and manly. I guess i look up to him.

Flare: why do you act different in the anime and games? And (looks on the internet at Tabitha's bulbapedia page) Is that guy, (points at Mitch) you or your brother or what? It's hard to believe what the manga makers think.

Tabitha: About the games, we already had set lines and the creators made me quite out of character. And Mitch is my cousin, not me.

Flare: And Artemis wants to know your hair colour as in the games it's black and in the anime it's a dark purple but your hood shadows it so it could be different.

Tabitha: Light purple but my hood shadows it. (pulls down hood)

Flare: Ok, Brodie, why do you mess with Tabby-cat? We know Ghetsis didn't drug you.

Brodie: Why not? It's fun to annoy him. And i don't do it all the time. Only when i'm bored.

Flare: I see.

Brodie: ...Hey, Tabby.

Tabitha: Don't call me that. What?

Brodie: Hey, Tabby.

Tabitha: *facepalm* (thinking: Not the annoying orange) What?

Brodie: Fist. (lightly punches him in the arm)

Tabitha: Very mature, Brodie.

Blaze: Charon, why does your laugh scare the crap out of everyone?

Charon: *scary laugh* Why not?

Flare: *scared* Ah! Reddy-chan? Please knock him out for me! (hiding under table)

Red Eyes: Ok. *Punches Charon HARD in the face*

Blaze: Good Red Eyes. Anyway, Proton, how old are you?

Proton: 18.

Flare: I see.

Crimson: So it's over?

Flare: Yup. Please send in dares and truths! They can be for anyone! From popular villains like Jessie and James, to forgotten people like Mack. From Mafia people like Giovanni, to creepy evil PETA people like Ghetsis. From side games villains like Red Eyes and movie villains like Zero. If we are in a good mood, you can even dare hosts and the villains' relatives! So please enter dares and truths!