Chapter 5
Flare: Hello! Sorry we haven't been active much, been busy. *cough* Plus the author keeps forgetting to update *cough*
Blaze: Yeah, Flare's other sister came over to visit us the other day.
Red Eyes: Other sister? Who's that?
Flare: Her name's Fira! But I doubt anyone will meet her, she's busy a lot.
Crimson: Let's do some reviews! *shuffles the reviews so they are in a random order* ...Hey Flare! Alex View says:
"Thanks for mentioning my story"
Flare: Aww, thanks Alex! No prob, it's awesome!
Zero: Moving on... *snatches reviews from Crimson* From 'Mysterious' It says: Make them tell the most embarrassing stories that ever happened to their team.
Giovanni: Jessie and James always failing...
Jessie and James: *pout* No fair boss...
Archie: When all the grunts got high and jumped all over the place. Matt and Amber gave them lots of alcohol and candy...
Maxie: Some one taught all the low grunts to sing and dance Gangnam Style. And we know who it WASN'T.
Flare: You mean who it was.
Mack: No. The most likely culprit was Brodie but...
Tabitha: He can't sing korean to save his live.
Brodie: *pout* What? I can only sing in japanese, english and french.
Cyrus: *facepalm* Mars was playing hide and seek with her purugly and saw a shadow lied down that looked like purugly's ears...
Mars: *blush* It was Satty's hair...
Crimson & Kai: *trying to hold in laughter*
Ghetsis: Some grunts were seasick while on the Frigate and threw up on Gyradoses and Bascullins and other fish pokemon... The Gyradoses and Pirahna pokemons tried to kill them...
Flare: Fail. Tabby-Neko, next review.
Tabitha: Don't call me that.
Brodie: *whiny voice* Flarreee... Copppyyriiighhttt... *Tabitha hits him on head* Ow.
Flare: I'm allowed to call you it, screw it being copyright! You two can have a lover's feud later.
Tabitha: A what? Wait- You think me and Brodie-No way in hell!
Blaze: Then care to explain last chapter?
Brodie: *sighs* You seriously think me and Tabitha...? *smirk* You lot are really dirtyminded.
Flare: Huh? What are you- Whatever, I'm not going to even argue. Anyway, Tabitha, chop chop. *claps hands*
Tabitha: *groans, gets next review* Fine... Alex reviewed twice?
Flare: She probably didn't think of anything last time. What does the awesome author say?
Tabitha: *reads*
"Since they all hate each other you could also make them do bunch of truth exercises"
Flare: Good idea, Alex-chan! Hm... Billy! Hm... Do you have a crush on anyone?
Billy: No.
Clyde: Yeah you do.
Billy: No I don't.
Clyde: Yes you do!
Billy: *knocks his brother out*
Flare: O.O B-BILLY THE HELL?! CLYDE'S YOUR BROTHER! WHY DO THAT?! MEANIE!
Blaze: Urgh... Because alot of people could be lying... Crimson, get the lie detector!
Crimson: Ok! *leaves then returns with a weird thing* I'm back! *points the thing at Billy, the number 7 appears on the screen* Wait What?
Blaze: *facepalm* Crimson, that's the sanity meter...
Crimson: Oops, my bad. *leaves and gets the real lie detector* Okay, Lie detector present!
Blaze: *snatches it off her*
Crimson: Why is everyone snatching off me? First Rei-Kun then Blaze...
Zero: Do NOT call me Rei-kun.
Blaze: *attachs thing to Billy's arm* Billy, do you have a crush?
Billy: No... WAH! *gets shocked*
Blaze: He's lying. Ok, Buster, who is it?
Billy: Why would I tell you, even if I had one?
Flare: *sighs* Sorry Billy but Blaze loves her torture weapons. I advise you tell the truth or you'll be shocked yet again.
Billy: *Glares at all the hosts* I hate you all... *sighs* Solana...
Flare: *smiles* See, that wasn't so hard, was it? Ok, and also... Um...
Blaze: I'll ask something. In fact, I'll dare something. Colress, kill Ghetsis.
Colress: Why?
Blaze: Because I said so!
Colress: But...
Crimson: Eh... Is there something going on betwe-
Colress: Wha? Do all the hosts have their minds in the gutter this chapter? I don't want to kill him because either he'll kill me when revived or his ghost will haunt me.
Flare: Sorry Colress. I let Crimson on tumblr. And she saw lots of Antigravity, Harden, Rocket and Conjunction shipping pictures.
Colress, Ghetsis, Archie and Maxie: *mumble curses under their breath*
Jessie and James: What? Crimson better not dare us!
Saturn and Mars: *Blush, look at each other then quickly look away*
Flare: Blaze, Ghetsis will probably kill him so how about a different dare for Colress? *mumbles* I feel sorry for I don't want to have to wash the floor again.
Blaze: Fine... *racks her brains for ideas* Uh... Ah ha. Colress, since Flare got you out of the last one, no one's allowed to get you out of this one. Dye your hair pink then hug Ghetsis.
villains: WTF?
Colress: W-What?! Y-You want me to what?
Ghetsis: *glares* You are going to have a very early death my friend...
Flare: E-Eh, who? Blaze or Colress?
Ghetsis: *thinks for a bit* Blaze. Colress is being forced to do this so the most I'll do is break his arm.
Colress: *gulps* O-Ok then... *goes to dye hair*
Red Eyes: *facepalm* This is insane...
Zero: I agree...
Colress comes back with pink hair then hugs Ghetsis. Colress' cheeks turn slight red, Ghetsis is gritting his teeth at first then calms down, faintest pink tinge on his face.
Flare: Ok, Blaze you might want to run...
Colress stops and whispers something,Ghetsis nods and stands up.
Ghetsis: You know what? I'm in a good mood today so I'll kill you in 3 chapters, ok?
Blaze: *sigh of relief* Ok...
Flare: Ok, I'm going to pretend that never happened. Reddy, last review.
Red Eyes: Ok, Flare-Chan. *gets review* This is from Pokefan...
that was a LOL chapter but...
WHAT THE HELL WERE TABITHA AND BRODIE DOING?!
Anyway...
N: what was you doing at Touko/Hildas house?
Ghetsis: You sicko... you killed your son?! I dare you to stab yourself.
Maxie: Hardenshipping or Leadershipshipping?
Colress: What is that blue thing in your hair?
Giovanni: Have a DNA test to see if you are Ash's father.
Tabitha: Ok, what did you do to Brodie? Oh yeah, Cometshipping or Commandershipping?
Brodie: Can i borrow your Ditto? i need to breed my male Samurrott.
bye!
Tabitha: *facepalms, grits teeth* Get your mind out of the gutter! We didn't do anything like that!
Flare: *sighs* Ok, you can tell us later, with your truth. N?
N: She wanted to show me something. She caught a pokemon and wanted to show me it. No idea where she got it but she got a Bayleef.
Ghetsis: *waves hands frantically* H-Hey! He's not even related to me! He's an annoying pest! Gr... Guess I have to... *stabs himself in arm*
Flare: I don't think...
Ghetsis: Didn't say where.
Maxie: Urgh... What is the other one?
Flare: Don't like it at all. You and Tabitha...
Maxie: Hardenshipping then... There's an 18 year age difference between me and Tabitha...
Colress: The blue thing? It's part of my hair. I just styled and dyed it.
Blaze: Ok, Giovanni, you are... *checks test* Holy cow you're related to the idiot! How can you be that idiotic kid's father?!
Giovanni:...No idea... I was with his mother for 2 years but I never thought that...
Flare: Awkward... Anyway, Tabitha, Brodie, care to explain what happened?
Brodie: Okay, I'll start. Tabby was really mad at me so was trying to knock me out yet again. So we ended up fighting...
Tabitha: And Brodie banged into a pile of junk that fell on top of us. So I was trying to get up but...
Brodie: *nervous laugh* Very awkward position. He couldn't get up with out pulling me off...And I caught my leg so it hurt a LOT.
Tabitha: Your fault. You kept fidgeting and flailing so I had to knock you out to stop your whining. That's what happened, get your mind of the gutter.
Flare: Ok, that's an awkward story. But the other question?
Tabitha: *sighs, faint blush* Me and Shelly are enemies so no way in hell would either of us agree to that pairing... *bigger blush* And I think I prefer guys...
Flare: I see *music note* So you are gay then? At least one of my top pairings has a chance. *smile*
Blaze: *facepalm* Idiot... Brodie, this reviewer is asking if it can whore out your ditto...
Brodie, Flare (who's a fan of Ditto) and Crimson (Who's a fan of Brodie): No way in hell!
Red Eyes: 'It'?
Blaze: Oh Come On. Not like I can tell the gender of a guest , It's a ditto. They are supposed to be whored out.
Brodie: Well mine isn't! Sorry but no!
Zero: *facepalm*
Flare: Rei-Kun, why are you facepalming?
Zero: This stupid question and the argument...
Flare: Well, Ditto's stats are terrible but I have one that I use for battling. But I really liked Poochyenas at the time and my Mightyena was male so I breeded them... What can I say? I had to use Poketransfer to get Mightyena onto the I really wanted a little Poochyena. It was only once...
Blaze: *cough* Ahem. Flare, I believed you may be breaking the fourth wall.
Flare: Sorry! Anyway, Let's wrap the chapter up! Please send in more reviews!
Red Eyes: *facepalm* We already broke the fourth wall tons of times by even acknowledging It's a fanfic. And mentioning the fourth wall.
Tabitha: So you just broke it again.
Red Eyes: Shut up.