PKMN Villain ToD Ch7
Flare: Hello! This is chapter 7 of the ToD show!
Blaze: It seems this chapter will be quite exciting.
Crimson:Yup! Some of the dares are quite interesting!
Proton: That means trouble for us.
Red Eyes: This seems to be the longest running fanfic you've made...
Flare: And It's going to continue until either I get bored, I grow out of pokemon or everyone runs out of ideas!
Blaze: Right Right. Hm... Let's read the reviews in the order they were wrote. So I'll read the first, by Alex View...
My school is also a hell hole. Since I skipped a couple of grades, desks are too big for me so my feet can't reach the floor and it is very uncomfortable and humiliating. Idea: make them tell about their worst school or kindergarten experiences.
Flare: Hello Alex-chan! The author wanted me to say "Yeah, school can be a hellhole, I have to sit with 3 idiots on my table in Maths, they are so annoying ' High school is tough..." Anyway, I think It'll take too long to make everyone say, we'll ask 4 people. Hm... Maxie! Did anything bad or embarassing happen when you were at school?
Maxie: Yes... When me and Archie were 13 we went on a trip to Mossdeep with our classmates... And he pushed me into the water... Everyone was laughing.
Blaze: *sniggering* That's silly. Ok, Archer, worst experience at school?
Archer: Well, one day when I was 16, we were doing PE and someone kicked me in the stomach during football and I went flying and broke my leg.
Crimson: Ouch, that must have hurt. Mars?
Mars: Well... *face goes red* In kindergarten, I was playing hide and seek with the teacher's glameow and i saw a shadow that looked like cat ears... Guess what...
Flare: It was chibi-Saturn's hair...
Mars: *nods,feels embarassed* I can't believe I still do that...
Dusk: Ok, Shelly?
Shelly: ...Some jerk kept sticking slime and bubblegum in my hair so I had to keep cutting it. In the end, one of my friends told a teacher and he was suspended for a week...
Flare: Ok then, Reddy, read next review please.
Red Eyes: Ok, Flare-ch- I mean Flare *blushes*, This is from Duskzilla-
Dusk: Yeah, it's me.
Red Eyes: *sighs* Don't interrupt people, it's rude... From Dusk,
Whoa I have not reviewed in a while. I got a few truths and dares in mine. N:Here. *Hands pokeball* This is my old Bayleef Rose. I don't use her much. I'm sure she'll like you. And don't worry you don't have to be my slave. Everyone:Who's a more overrated pokemon Mewtwo or Arceus? Ghestis:Did you ever think of catching Zekrom/Reshiram yourself? I'm sure you're Hydregion could win. In fact I dare you to fight Zekrom and Reshiram with your Hydregion. Zero:Have you gotten over your Giratina obsession? That's all for now. Be back Arceus knows when.
Dusk: Here ya go, N. *gives pokeball to N* Take care of her.
N: *accepts, smiles* Thank you!
Dusk: Ok, which pokemon's more overrated?
Kanto and Johto people: Arceus.
Sinnoh and Unova: Mewtwo.
Hoenn and other regions: *unsure*
Dusk: Ok, Ghetsis, why didn't you try catch Zekrom and Reshiram yourself?
Ghetsis: Because they supposedly only appear and obey those with pure hearts.
Dusk: Ok, battle them.
Reshiram and Zekrom appear out of nowhere. Ghetsis defeats Zekrom but can't defeat Reshiram.
Dusk: Ok, Zero, have you gotten over your obsession?
Zero: I wasn't obsessed.
Dusk: Yes you were.
Zero: *sighs* Ok, I'm over it then.
Blaze: *cough* Yeah, He's obsessed with my sister now *cough*
Zero knocks her out.
Flare: Z-Zero, the hell?! Why did you knock my sister out? *did not hear what Blaze said*
Zero: She's annoying. End of.
Flare: *sighs* Ok, next review I've already read and I have NO idea what vocaloid is.I'll read it anyway,
This seems very fun, so I'd like to give one simple dare: Hosts: Choose 7 villains make them cosplay as vocaloids and make them sing the slender man song if you don't know the lyrics;
Slender Man, Slender Man,
All the children try to run.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
To him, it's part of the fun.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
Dressed in dark, his suit and tie.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
You most certainly die.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
His branching arms are for collecting.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
His face is empty of expressing.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
He won't let you say goodbye.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
You most certainly will die.
You most certainly will die.
You most certainly will die.
You most certainly will die.
You most certainly will die.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
Sometimes hums a lonely drone.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
He will wander around your home.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
Blends in well within the trees.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
In the fog he's hard to see.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
Dressed in dark, his suit and tie.
Slender Man, Slender Man,
You most certainly die
Arigato to sayonara, weird,Crimson, google it please.
Crimson googles it.
Crimson: There is 9 characters on a website I checked. 6 girls, 3 boys.
Flare: Ok, lets use 4 girls and 3 boys then. This is going to be completely random. Mars, be Hatsune Miku, Courtney, be Rin Kagamine, Mack be Len Kagamine, Ariana be Luka Megurine, Proton be Kaito Shion, Shelly be Meiko and for the hell of it, Saturn be Gakupoid Kumoi.
The seven dress up as the characters and start singing.
4 minutes later they finish.
Flare: Ok, I don't know if anything should have happened or not but... I knew we'll get a review saying this... Rei-kun, please read it.
Zero: *sighs* From Pokelover56,
Okay the 6th chapter was kinda awkward. What the HECK were ARCHIE and MAXIE doing in the closet?! What does 7 minutes in Heaven MEAN?! Butler: I dare you to terrorize Mack with a Groudon. Proton: I dare you to kiss Archer.
Archie and Maxie blush and look nervously at each other.
Flare: *smiling* Aw, cute! Looks like we got one couple to hook up! ...Anyway, sorry if that scarred you for life... Let's just say that Maxie and Archie got rid of their sexual tension and realised their feeling for each other. In 7 mins in heaven the two people make out. But 1 hour is too long to make out I guess... Anyway, Butler...
Butler: *smirks evilly, summons Groudon and makes it chase Mack*
Mack: AAHHHHH! IT'S LIKE THE NIGHTMARE I HAD LAST NIIIGGHHHTTTTT! *being chased by Groudon*
Everyone: *Laughing/giggling/chuckling/sniggering/snickering /cackling/creepy laughing*
Flare: *stops giggling* Ok, Proton, kiss Archer.
Proton makes a face and Archer chuckles. They look at each other then Proton quickly looks away.
Crimson: *sigh* Do it please...Blaze is unconcious but we can wake her up and make her kill you two.
Proton and Archer: O.O Ok...
Proton quickily kiss Archer then looks away quick.
Flare: Not that hard, hm? Ok... Brodie, read next review please!
Brodie: 'Kay. From Pokelover56 again,
I have lots of dares.
Colress: I dare you to drink beer.
Giovanni: I dare you to kill Ghetsis again.
Archie:I dare you to wrestle, James.
Hun: I dare you to eat anchovies.
Maxie: I dare you to admit what you are wearing is a man dress
Domino: I dare you to eat a pizza in front of Sird.
Shelly: I dare you to beat up Courtney and Jupiter.
Mars: I dare you to beat up Saturn.
Jessie: I dare you to kick Charon in Tha Nuts!
Brodie: Comet shipping, you have to kiss Tabitha.
Courtney: Kick Zero in the nuts!
Marcus: I dare you to throw away your crown.
That's all I've got.
*face goes red* kidding me, again? Flare, stop converting people...
Flare: I'm not converting anyone, stop complaining. Colress, drink beer.
Colress: *drinks beer, is immediately drunk*
Crimson: Wow, he's a light weight.
Giovanni kills Ghetsis.
Archie wrestles James, breaks the rocket guy's arm.
Hun: No...
Flare: Do it...
Hun: No.
Flare: Do it or I'll reveal your true gender to everyone.
Hun: ... *eats and pukes out*
Maxie: I'm not wearing a mandress!
Dusk: Admit it. My white Kyurem is hungry...
Maxie: I'm wearing a mandress...
Domino: *eats pizza, Sird attacks her*
Shelly beats the crude out of Courtney and Jupiter.
Mars: Forgive me Satty... *beats the hell out of Saturn*
Jessie: *kicks the old pedobear HARD in the nuts*
Brodie: *blushing* Do I have to?
Crimson: *thinking: When did he become so docile*
Flare: It's a dare, duh...
Brodie: *kisses Tabitha*
Zero: This is gonna hurt...
Courtney: *kicks him in nuts*
Zero: *no effect* Not.
Courtney: ? ...Are you wearing groin armour?
Zero: Checked the reviews...
Marcus throws his crown away.
Flare: Last review! Hm...Tabby-neko, you read it.
Tabitha: Stop with the -neko...
Brodie: ...Copyright... *Crimson hits him on head*
Tabitha: From Magmafan,
hello! I have some darez! And a couple of truths.
Giovanni and Cyrus: Tag battle against Maxie and Archie.
Ghetsis: Do you actually Care for anyone besides yourself?
Brodie: Sing caramelldansen. It's a Swedish song but you can just sing what it sounds it to you. A lot of misheard lyrics are inappropriate and weird so let your imagination run wild.
Mack: Play with Ghetsis' Hydreigon.
Courtney:Do you have feelings for Mack or anyone?
Zero: Because of what Red Eyes did to you, you can dare him.
Tabitha: Play the pocky game with Brodie (got idea from tumblr pic)
Ice: Hit Blaze.
Ok, sayonara!
...No comment...
Giovanni and Cyrus battle against Maxie and Archie. They win.
Ghetsis: I'm not that selfish, of course i care for some people...
Flare: Like who?
Ghetsis: ...The shadow triad and Colress...
Brodie: Caramelldansen? Ok!
SORRY READERS BUT THE LYRICS ARE SO RUDE THEY CANNOT BE WRITTEN
Most villains: *laughing*
villains with no humor: ...
Flare: *giggling* idiots...
Tabitha: *snickering* Bloody hell, He's going to make someone die from laughter...
Charon: *dies from laughter-induced heart attack*
Mack: *chuckling* Hilarious.. *cringes* Damn, my dare...
Mack plays with Hydreigon, it bites his head off.
Courtney looks at Flare expectedly.
Flare: Sorry, can't revive headless people.
Courtney: *starts to tear up* So he's not coming back?
Flare: Nope.
Courtney: Can't believe it... Mack... *sobbing*
Flare: *sigh* This is way too cruel... Revive...
Mack slowly wakes up and Courtney immediately hugs him.
Courtney: Mack, you're alive!
Mack looks confused but shrugs and hugs back.
Flare: Okay, enough of the gushy stuff. Who do you like, Courtney?
Courtney:... I like Mack... *blush*
Mack: *blushes* Me too... Long time... *kisses her*
Crimson: Aww! Tabitha, pocky game. (Had to google this)
Tabitha: *faint blush* Seriously...Don't have any...
Flare: *gives pocky*
Tabitha: *sighs, red* Oi, Brodie.
Brodie: ? Yes?
Tabitha: *sticks pocky in the others mouth and bites it, blushing*
Brodie: *blushing, thinking: 'Is this the dare? Pocky game right so...' bites onto end*
After 10 seconds they are making out as they try to get last piece.
Crimson: *nosebleed* They are very...competitive...
Flare: Last dare! Ice!... wait. *wakes up Blaze*
Blaze: what...
Ice: *hits her*
Blaze: Son of a-*kills him*... Why are Tabitha and Brodie and Courtney and Mack making out?
Flare: Courtney and Mack are couple, Tabitha and Brodie were playing pocky game.
Blaze: I see...
Flare: Ok, everything's done so- *Hears yelp of pain*
Tabitha: Ow! Brodie, why did you bite my tongue?!
Brodie: Whoever breaks away first loses. I win. *smirking*
Tabitha: ...Bastard...
Flare: *sighs* Please review...