PKMN Villain ToD Chapter 8
Flare: Hello! Welcome to chapter 8!
Blaze: Already?!
Giovanni: We hardly had a break... It was only like a week...
Flare: Whatever! We have reviews so we thought we'll just start it! Uh... Amber! Read it!
Amber: Why? You haven't even noticed me once...
Flare: Please? I don't read the manga much, so I barely knew you but please read it.
Amber: Fine. From Pokemon Storyteller-
Flare: Wait! That reminds me! Pokemon Storyteller is a host now! Blaze! Fire up the portal!
Amber: Rude...
Blaze opens the portal and Poke (Pokemon Storyteller's name for this) appears with her strongest pokemon, a Blaziken.
Poke: Hello!
Amber: *sighs* Before I was rudely interrupted...
That was a funny chapter. I've got a bunch of Truths and Dares. Colress: Do you love Ghetsis? Oh wait you do, admit it. Ghetsis: Send out Hydreigon and make it kill you. Red eyes: Say Flare Chan 10 times. Hun: Seriously, what gender are you? N: Why do you have long hair? Giovanni: Where's Madame Boss? Jessie: Do you like James? Tabitha: Make Brodie read another Yaoi manga and watch his reaction. Matt: I dare you to kiss Archie. Archie: Is it true that you love Maxie? We've got Hardenshipping! Courtney: Go have a date with Mack. Archer: Why are there more boys that are executives than girls? By the way, kiss Petrel. Lawrence 3: Are you here? If so, kiss Annie and Oakley. Goone: Do you like anyone? If you like your boss, kiss him. Blaze: Get revenge on Ice by killing him or her. ( don't know gender.) Zero: Have a fight with Red eyes again. Attila: Give Hun anchovies again. That's all I've got, can't wait for the new chapter. It's gonna be LOL.
Colress: N-No I don't!
Blaze: Yes you do.
Colress: I don't!
Blaze: You do!
Colress: I don't!
Blaze: ...Can I kill him, Flare?
Flare: *sighs* No.
Crimson: *gives Blaze lie-detector*
Blaze: Ok! *hooks Colress to detector* Do you love Ghetsis Harmonia?
Colress: No! *gets shocked* Oww...
Blaze: Admit it! You do!
Colress: I-I don't! *is shocked again* ...O-Ok, I do...
Ghetsis: ...
Colress: ...
Blaze: ...
Ghetsis: *blush*
Flare: Ok, almost no reaction there... Awkward... Ghetsis... Dare...
Ghetsis: ...I'm not killing myself...
Flare: Sorry, It's a dare... *confiscates Hydreigon off him, sends it out and makes it attack him* Next dare?
Blaze: Red Eyes has to say 'Flare-Chan' 10 times.
Red Eyes: *blushing* Seriously? O-Ok... F-Flare-Chan, F-F-Flare-Chan, F-Flare-Chan, Flare-Chan, F-f-f-flare-Chan... F-Flare-Chan... Flare-Chan... *Mega Blush* Flare-chan, Flare-chan...
Flare: *blushing* Next thing?
Crimson: Hun has to say his/her true gender. Well?
Hun: ...
Flare: ...
Crimson: ...
Hun: ...Male...
Crimson: So you're gay?
Hun: Pardon?!
Flare: *sighs* Sorry, Tumblr's fault. She saw you x Attila artwork...
Blaze: Ok, N, Why is your hair so long?
N: W-Well... I don't like getting it cut... I have a fear of sharp things...
Colress: EG. Scizzors, knives, forks, etc...
Flare: Forks?
N: ...Ignore Colress...
Giovanni: I have no idea... We don't keep in touch much... Haven't seen mother in years...
Poke: Ok, Jessie do you like James?
Jessie: Y-Yes... *blush*
James: Really?
Jessie: *nods* /
James: *blushes* I feel the same... *kisses her*
Crimson: Ok! Now we have Rocketshipping!
Flare: ^^' Crimson is a bit hyper today... Tabitha? Dare?
Tabitha: Brodie is asleep... You'll have to wake him up...
Flare: Ok. By the way, there is a large manga section in the library. You should be able to find some YAOI Manga.
Tabitha leaves.
Flare: Ok, Brodie, wake up.
Brodie: zzzzzz...
Flare: I said Wake Up.
Brodie: zzzzz...
Flare: WAKE UP!
Brodie: *still asleep but mumbles something in sleep then mumbles something else that sounds like 'Piss Off'*
Flare: *anger mark* Grr... *gets bucket of water and pours it over his head*
Brodie: *jolts awake* THE HECK FLARE? *looks around* Hm? Where's Tabby?
Flare: He went to get something.
Tabitha comes back with a manga book.
Tabitha: Brodie, read this. *gives him book*
Brodie: *does not check blurb and starts reading*
10 minutes later...
Brodie: *blushing* T-Tabs, I didn't know you were into this stuff...
Tabitha: *Red tinge on face* I-I'm not! I was dared to give you one of them and see your reaction...
Brodie: ... *now ignoring him, thinking*
Courtney: *sighs* Brodie, don't think such inappropiate thoughts...
Brodie: Say what? I was just wondering about something!
Flare: *facepalms* Oh my... Let's go on to next dare, Matt kiss Archie.
Matt: No way.
Archie: No way in hell. I'd be cheating on Maxie...
Blaze: It's a dare, not exactly cheating...
Matt: *quickly kisses Archie*
Maxie: *death glaring Matt*
Poke: Ok, Archie, do you really love Maxie?
Archie: Of course I do. *kisses Maxie*
Crimson: So we officially have hardenshipping! Courtney, Mack, time to go on a date!
The two leave to go on their fun date.
Flare: Ok! Archer! Why are there more male executives?
Archer: *shrugs* Giovanni was the one who hired us. Ask him.
Blaze: You also have to kiss Petrel.
Archer: *scowls, kisses him*
Lawrence III: Yeah, I'm here. ...I have to kiss both of them?
Blaze: Yes. And no sueing us if they kill you.
Lawrence: *quickly kisses both of them then legs it like a ninja*
Goone: *Shakes head no*
Blaze: *smirks evilly and kills Ice slowly and painfully*
Zero: Red Eyes is so dead. Blaze, do you have the key to the weapons room?
Blaze sighs and chucks a key at him.
Blaze: Go nuts...
The two guys leave and come back with lightsabers, Red Eyes' is red, Zero's is blue.
They start having a lightsaber fight.
Flare: *facepalms, mumbles 'Why do they hate each other so much?'* We do not own Star Wars...
Poke: Lightsabers...wow... Oh yeah, Attila, give Hun anchovies.
Attila: *shrugs, gives Hun anchovies*
Hun: *Glares at him* Steelix... *sends out Steelix and it starts chasing him*
Blaze: *facepalms* Very chaotic chapter. Anyway, Dusk you can read out your review.
Dusk: Ok then *snickers* ,
Here we go again. Back to cause more torture. *laughs evilly as lightning strikes in the background*
Mephiles:*sweatdrops*Weird.
Quiet ice tray.
Jessie and James:Can you guys say your motto again like you did in the first pokemon season? I thought it was your best.
Giovanni:How did you become a Gym Leader if you lead Team freaking Rocket?!
Hosts:What are your hopes for the Gen 6 games Pokemon X and Y?
Ghestis:In BW2 you're pokemon are lower then in BW what the Arceus happened to them?
N:Are you excited about being in the anime now?
Mephiles:Ooh I got one Dusk. It's a good one.*evil smile*
Dusk:I don't like that look. Alright go ahead Mephiles.
Zero:For nearly killing Giratina you have to kiss every known poison type creature.
This should be a blast.
Mephiles:BLAST!*shoots off fire charcoaling everyone*
*coughs*Wrong kind of blast.
Jessie: Ok then! Prepare for trouble!
James: And make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from devastation!
James: To unite all people within our nation!
Jessie: To denounce the evils of truth and love!
James: To extend our reach to the stars above!
Jessie: Jessie!
James: James!
Jessie: Team rocket blast off at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth! That's right!
Blaze: *sighs* You guys give me a headache...
Giovanni: *evil smirk* They did not know...
Flare: X and Y? Female boss.
Blaze: That's right. Time they have one.
Flare: And, although it'll never happen, an option to join the villains or at least work as a spy.
Ghetsis: ... No idea...
N: Yup, I'm excited! So much fun! Plus I get to be AGAINST my father! *smiles*
Ghetsis: *facepalm*
Mephiles lets himself out.
Mephiles: And as punishment for almost killing Giratina, Zero you have to kiss every poison type pokemon.
Zero: ...Kidding me... I'll probably die...
Mephiles: Your fault for almost killing Giratina...
Blaze: Slight problem. We only have Hoenn and Sinnoh poison types...
Mephiles: Still will work.
Zero: *groans* Arceus, kill me now...
Red Eyes: Ok! *stabs him in stomach*
Zero: ...Bastard... *faints*
Red Eyes: Aw, I wanted to kill him, not make him faint!
Flare: You two have to stop killing each other!
Red Eyes: ...Sorry Flare...
Blaze: *sighs, wakes Zero up* Okay, Zero, because you'll probably die anyway from poison, *evil smirk* we'll use the fully evolved ones...
Zero: ...s**t...
10 minutes later, Zero is collapsed on the floor, dead from poison.
Flare: ...Ok, lets end the chapter...