Flare: Hello! Welcome to Chapter 12! *Is badly bruised with a broken arm*
Red Eyes: What happened to you?
Flare: Brodie happened. 'Nuff said.
Blaze: Okay, Let's do some reviews...
Flare: Red Eyes, can you read this?
Red Eyes: 'Kay. From Awesome Grovyle or A.G,
xD So funny! Can I be a host or whatever like Poke . If so I have long, silky brown hair, wear clothes similar to White, Touko, or Hilda (whatever one you call her), I'm a female, and two pokemon are always by my side which are Dark (Male Hydreigon) and Maddy (Shiny female Sceptile) (Sceptile and Hydreigon are also my favorite pokemon). Oh yeah, you can call me A.G .
Hehehe now time for the strangeness!
5 members from each team have to play Spin the Bottle.
Mars,Jupiter,Saturn, and Charon (Pluto): Turn into planets.
Colress: WHY DO YOU LOVE GHETSIS!
Ghetsis: Why is your last name Harmonia. Harmonia means harmony in latin (if you didn't know). I mean that is just strange!
Shelly: Marry Maxie.
Giovanni: Give away all your money and end all your sentences with in bed.
Ice: Marry Lavana.
Everyone: Get locked in a closest for 20 minutes with your least favorite pokemon.
Hehehe... I felt evil today (well I do pretty much everyday). *cough cough* I LOVE YOU COLRESS *cough cough*... I SAID NOTHING IN THE COUGHS! *glomps Colress*
Flare: Of Course! *poofs A.G in with Dark and Maddy*
A.G: Hello, thanks for having me!
Flare: Ok, 5 from each team? Ok. But I think Team Aqua's a bit short. Oh well.
The villains play Spin the Bottle... Absolute chaos ensures...
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Mars, Saturn, Jupiter and Charon turn into their respective planets.
Colress: *slight blush* It's not exactly my choice... Calm it...
Ghetsis: Now that...
Long pause.
Ghetsis: ...I do not know.
Everyone: *facepalm/sweatdrop*
Shelly: What? Why?
Maxie: The hell? I'm with Archie though!
A.G: It's a dare.
Flare: Let's get started on the ceremony!
Archie: *hits her* There will be no ceremony because they aren't getting married!
Blaze: *knocks him out* Problem solved.
I have no idea how to do a ceremony so skip.
Giovanni: Rats in bed *gives away money*
Flare: Okay! Ice marry... ugh... Lavana!
Ice: S**t. No way.
Flare: I don't even support you two but... If you don't do it I'll punch you.
Ice: You have a broken arm though.
Flare: SO WHAT?!*punches Ice flying into a wall with her BROKEN arm*
Cast: O.O
Flare:... Damn it... *collaspes*
Red Eyes: O.O Flare!
Blaze: *facepalm* I shouldn't have let her watch Sengoku Basara...
Zero: And that's to do with this why?
Crimson: Flare is easily influenced... Ice and Lavana do the dare...
Ice: *frustrated sigh* Fine...
They go through with it.
A.G: Now everyone get locked in the closet with your least favourite pokemon!
Crimson: *gets lie detector* Okay, Giovanni, your least favourite?
Giovanni: ... Magikarp in bed... It's so weak in bed... (That sounds so wrong O.O)
Blaze: *Locks Giovanni in a closet with a hyperactive Magikarp which knows Judgement (Hacked Pokemon ftw!)*
Crimson: Maxie?
Maxie: ...Surskit.
Crimson: That cute thing? Why?
Maxie: I don't like water types. But bug types.
Blaze: Ok then. *Locks him in* Someone wake up Archie.
Brodie: I'll do it! (whispers something to Ditto)Hey Archie, Kyogre's here!
Archie: *wakes up* Where? *Gets water-gunned in the face* What was that?!
A Mudkip grins at him and transforms into Ditto before laughing.
Archie: Haha very funny.
Crimson: Least favourite pokemon?
Archie: Slugma. Why?
Blaze: *Locks him in closet with a Slugma*
Archie: The Hell?!
Crimson: Cyrus you next.
Cyrus: ...
Crimson: Well?
Cyrus: Wurmple. *Gets shocked by lie detector*
Crimson: Liar! It's Skuntank, ain't it?!
Cyrus: ...Nuts.
Blaze: *Locks him in with Jupiter's Skuntank. And Jupiter's Skuntank has some bad wind.* Ghetsis?
Ghetsis: ...Oh Arceus.
Blaze: *doesn't check lie detector* Arceus eh? *evil grin*
Ghetsis: N-No! That's not-
Blaze: Tough luck! *Locks him in with Arceus*
(Doing everyone will take forever so just one more)
...
Crimson: Rood?
Rood: ...Evil Togepi...
Poke: Evil Togepi? Hey! You and Zinzolin got locked in a closet with one on my show!
Zinzolin: I remember that... Rood turned into a tree... Loyal lover my a**.
Blaze: Time for a repeat then! *Locks Rood AND Zinzolin in the closet with evil togepi*
Zinzolin: Not again!
20 minutes later...
Crimson opens Giovanni's door. Giovanni is lying dead in a pool of blood and urine.
Blaze: Oh my god he p***ed himself...
Crimson opens Maxie's door. He is shivering in the corner. Surskit is confused. It hurt itself in it's confusion.
Crimson opens Archie's door. Archie is charred and black.
Crimson puts on a gas mask and open's Cyrus' door. Cyrus is passed out and Skunktank is sleep. She returns the Skuntank and locks the door.
Crimson goes to Ghetsis' closet and sees blood leaking out the door. She opens it to see a dead Ghetsis and Arceus fast asleep.
And Rood and Zinzolin?The closet is covered in ice, Zinzolin is KO'd, Evil Togepi (which Blaze caught as her own pokemon and named Terror) is fast asleep and Rood is mumbling to himself about powers.
Flare: What the devil happened here?
Rood: Found out Zin-kun has powers, if he cries ice falls from the sky.
Blaze: Odd. Maybe we could use this to our advantage. Right Terror?
Terror: Toge! Togepi.
Flare: Next review?
Poke: From me,
Yea, I'm back! WOOT!
Ghetsis: Say " Come at me bro!" At Zero.
Zero: Have a rap battle with Red eyes.
Flare: Do anything as long as it involves killing.
Archie: Kill Maxie.
Team Aqua: Which Pokemon is better? Kyogre, or a Ditto that transformed into the strongest water Pokemon ever?
Butler: Call yourself Bob.
Cyrus: You must eat the most disgusting thing in the whole world.
All I have for now... *smiles evilly as she disappears*
Ghetsis: Extremely stupid but ok. Come at me bro!
Zero: ... Imbecile. *slaughters Ghetsis*
Flare: *just woke up* O.O That... Was... Awesome!
Zero: *sweatdrop* Thanks I guess... Rap battle? Fine then.
(I cannot write rap battles so lets just say...)
Red Eyes: You got to be frigging kidding me!
(Zero won...)
Flare: Anything to do with killing? Kay then. *smiles* Better get the katanas! *runs off*
Red Eyes: Katanas?
Blaze: Flare is a wannabe samurai...
Flare comes back with two identical katana swords and points them at the villains.
Flare: Okay! Who's ready to die?#
Villains: O.O *shove Charon in front*
Charon: What the-
Crimson: Language!
Charon: Everyone else can swear!
Blaze: Sorry gramps but you can't.
Charon: Grr... You all are stupid immature stupid annoying brats!
Flare: Well sorry but I have to kill someone...
Charon: You are such a reckless little girl! You have a f***ing broken arm yet you attack everyone like crazy! You dumb short crazy Samurai REJECT!
Blaze: Oh no! He said the forbidden word!
All hosts except Flare hide.
Proton: What? Forbidden word?
Mars: We better hide as well...
Flare glares at Charon with a murderous aura surrounding her.
Flare: Did... you just... call me... Short?!
Everyone but Charon hides. Charon can't move because one, he is paralysed with he was tied to a post by some other villain.
Charon: H...Help!
Flare: Kurenai Tsukisara! *swords glow dark red and she slashes Charon with them. Charon slowly burns to death*
Charon: No! I don't wanna go to the grim reaper! *dies*
Villains: O.O Bloody hell!
Flare: *puts swords away and smiles* That solves that. *mumbles with a frown* I'm not short...
Blaze: Wow... Talk about dark... Least it wasn't as bad as last time...
Zero: Last time?!
Flare: So... what's next?
Blaze: Archie has to kill Maxie.
Archie: No way! It's bad enough that he had to marry Shelly! I'm not gonna kill him!
Blaze: I'll trigger Flare's insanity mode again.
Archie: *grimaces but shakes his head* I'm not killing him!
Crimson: *tazers him* Do it.
Archie: No.
Crimson: *tazors again* I said do it.
Archie: No!
Crimson: Hate to result to this but... *Shoots Archie with a gun then kills Maxie* Problem solved.
Blaze: This chapter is full of murder... Team Aqua, what's better?
Team Aqua: Kyo-
Brodie: *whispers something to Ditto and Ditto transforms into an Arceus*
Team Aqua: HOLY ARCEUS!
Brodie: What were you saying?
Team Aqua: W-We mean Ditto! D-Ditto is the best ever!
Brodie: *grins*
Butler: Bob is a very common name...
Flare: So? It's your new name. You are now christened as Bob whatever-your-last-name-is. Run wild.
But-I mean Bob: B-But...
Flare: Build a bridge and get OVER it!
Bob: *builds a bridge*
Flare: I didn't mean it literally...
Cyrus: Most disgusting thing?
Blaze: Oh, that would be Blitz s**t.
Cyrus: ... Nuts... *legs it*
Blaze: Hey come back here! *runs after him with a bag full of charizard poo*
Flare: ...Next review?
Shelly: Guess I'll do it. From Voltelectric
Ha ha ha! This was quite good. I think I have a short dare for everyone except the hosts.
Idea: Everyone except the hosts enter a portal to another dimension and see if they will survive for fifteen minutes.
I can't wait for the next chapter. Keep it up!
Flare: Cool! I have the perfect place in mind.*revives everyone* Portal!
Cast enter the portal.
Crimson: Where does that lead to?
Flare: You'll find out.
Blaze: Flare... That was a rather distorted portal. They're going to end up all over that world.
Flare: Oh well. Let's just hope none wakes up in Owari.
15 minutes later...
Over half the villains are battered. All of Neo Plasma are dead.
Flare: ...I jynxed it, didn't I?
Majority of the alive cast: That was terrible! Never want to go to Feudal Japan again!
Archie: It was awesome where I woke up! I saw a pirate crew! And the leader was surfing on an anchor!
Maxie: I never thought I'll say this but... *Is fried and sunburnt* I hate the sun.
Flare: Solar Nexus? Poor you.
Blaze: I think Team Aqua were at Shikoku and Team Magma all landed in Chugoku... That'll explain the burns.
Courtney: I never knew the sun could power such a powerful weapon...
A very drunk Giovanni: That wos awesome *hic* I never knew Camarais could thro such grate parties! *vomits and faints*
Flare: Better heal everyone... *heals* Next one?
Ghetsis: That was horrible... A real demon... *rocking back and forth*
Poke:Ghetsis is having a spazz attack again, I'll read next one. From me!
Ha ha ha! The Marcus thing was much more funnier than I thought it would be. Here, I've got plenty more dares.
Marcus: Continue your dare about the " can you eat me? I'm stupid!"
Rood: Hello Food! Make sure everyone eats you! Especially your " boyfriend".
Clyde: Eat a villain from Team Galactic. Then kill Maxie.
Archie: You must love Shelly only for the next three chapters.
Tiffany: I think you're pretty, so you must hug Billy for fifteen seconds. I think you two are a couple for some reason.. XD
Zero: Hi! I dare you to kiss the floor.
Proton: I dare you to lick Tabitha's foot.
Zinzolin: Kill Ghetsis.
Flare: Kill any Sinnoh movie villain except for Zero.
Blaze: You are now known as Fish. Everyone has to call you that. Also kill Grings Kodai.
Marcus: Fine then.
Rood: Food?! Seriously? I'm not edible!
Zinzolin: And who you calling boyfriend?!
Crimson: Denial. Everyone tuck in!
Crickets chirp.
Blaze: *vein pops* Look everyone it's a dare do it already or I'll set the Grim Reaper on you!
Everyone freaks out, kills Rood and eats him.
Crimson: Grim Reaper... Seriously?
Clyde: I'm not a cannibal.
Poke: Dare's a Dare. How about some new drums?
Clyde: ... With symbals? And green?
Poke: It can be 6 foot tall and pink for all I care.
Clyde: *eats Jupiter*
Maxie: Why does everyone hate me this chapter?
Clyde: *hits Maxie with his old drums repetively then covers him in petrol and sets fire to him*
Maxie: I officially hate fire and sun now *dies*
Archie: What the **** is wrong with you people? I love Maxie!
Flare: Rum? *gives rum laced with a love potion*
Marcus: Can you eat me? I'm stupid!
Red Eyes: Yes, you are very stupid.
Archie: Oh thanks very much! *drinks* That's some fine rum! Shelly over 'ere!
Shelly: Yes Arch-
Archie: *starts crazily making out with her*
Flare: Problem solved!
Marcus: Can you eat me? I'm stupid!
Zero: Shut up...
Blaze: Maxie's gonna have a heart attack when he is revived.
Tiffany: Think me and Bill are a couple? We're siblings. Whatever. *hugs Billy*
Zero: You are very messed up Poke *kisses floor then spits*
Proton and Tabitha: That's well f***ed up.
Poke: Does this look like a face that's bothered? *smiles* Does it?
Proton: ... You lot are a bunch of insane imbeciles... *licks Tabby's foot then rushes to bathroom to scrub his tongue with a toothbrush*
Ghetsis: Don't you come anywhere near me Zinzolin.
Zinzolin: Okay then. *pulls out freeze gun*
Ghetsis: Oh screw you Cryzolin! Die and burn in hell!
Zinzolin: W-What? *eyes dwell in eyes*
Blaze: Everyone take cover! *hides*
Ice rains from the sky and impales Ghetsis.
Random Plasma grunt: It's raining ice! Hallilulah!
Random Rocket grunt: *punches him in face*
Flare: Kill any sinnoh movie villain? Okay!
Marcus: Can you eat me? I'm-
Flare: I choose Marcus. Blitz flamethrower!
Marcus: Oh sh- *burns to a crisp*
Blaze: *eye twitch* F-Fish?
Ice: Hey fish, you okay?
Blaze: You son of a *****! *KO's him*
Kodai: Oh my arceus!
Blaze: I know just how to kill him! I summon the Grim Reaper!
Everyone hides or cowers and is too scared to move.
The Grim Reaper appears out of thin air and cuts Kodai up with his scythe.
Everyone: O.O OH MY ARCEUS!
Grim Reaper: *yawns* My work here's done. *sees Flare* Hey little girl do you have a guest room?
Flare: I-It's o-over t-there...
Grim Reaper: Thanks. *Goes to the room and falls asleep on the bed*
Villains: W-What the h-hell just h-happened?
Flare: O-Oh my dear god... Never expected that... Next one?
Tabitha: Because everyone's just wet themselves... From Rubyhedgie,
Epic as usual but sorry if silly 3ds messes this up
Girls have to call Zinzolin Zinny-Zins for the rest of the chapter
Boys have to call him Zinzolini
xD lol
Zinzolin: Why am I being picked on again?
Flare: Sorry Zinny-Zins, it's the rules.
Zinzolin: ... I hate you all...
Proton: The feeling is neutral Zinzolini.
Crimson: I'll do the last one. From chibiasterphoenix456
Estrella: Oooohh! T o D! Yes!
Tsu: Okay, we dare all of you to...
Estrella: Kiss the person to your left...
Tsu: And slap the person to your right.
Estrella: In a rhytmic patern...
Tsu: All while singing Nobody's Perfect by Hannah Montana! BHUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! *lightning and thunder appear*
Estrella: *sweatdrop* I thought we weren't going to do that...
Tsu: I decided to torture them some more. We will be back.
Both:*wink and wave*
Mack: Are you kidding me?
Flare: Oh my god I hate that song...
Charon: I love that song!
Everyone stares at him weirdly.
Charon: ...IGNORE ME!
Archie: This is going to be terrible.
Everyone gets in a circle and starts the singing. Some are good, some are... meh and some are absolutely total rubbish and it. Let's say everyone's ears were bleeding after it. And some people were knocked out or injured.
Archie: I was right... It was terrible... *passes out*
Everyone passes out.