Chapter 13

Zinzolin: Meep.

Blaze: Oi! Cryzolin! What the hell do you think you're doing?

Crimson: One of the reviews said he had to say meep at the beginning of the chapter.

Blaze: Well here we don't say 'meep'!

Flare just stares out of the window and sighs.

Red Eyes: What's wrong with Flare? Is she sick?

Crimson: Well... Kinda...

Blaze: She's LOVEsick, that's what!

Red Eyes: Lovesick? What?

Blaze: Oh... She got a boyfriend now and she's absolutely head over heels for him!

Red Eyes: What?!

Blaze: Oh? Jealous?

Red Eyes: No I'm not jealous!

Courtney: Yes you are!

Flare sighs dreamily as she stares out of the window with a dazed smile.

Blaze: Uh Flare? We have a show to run...

Flare: Oh! Of course! N, please read the review!

N: Okay Flare, this one is from Pokemon Storyteller,

Burst out laughing in the BATHROOM. XD It's so funny! Oh and uh, first a couple of things.

Meep.

Freak! *points to Zinzolin*

Rood, you are completely stupid.

Everyone, you are not allowed to kill or hit or shush Marcus when he says "can u eat me? I'm stupid."

Okay for the truths or dares.

Marcus: Hi, you haven't had much attention so... I want you to become a main character for this chapter. HAHA GULLIBLE!

Cryzolin: You shall say meep at the beginning of the chapter.

Crimson: Who are YOU?! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Brodie: You are now known as Brandon. Also read Dork Diaries. *I'm SO messed up*

Proton: Okay um I want you to um kiss um Petrel um for um the um whole um chapter um. Okay um sorry my meant to um say um kiss um for um three um minutes.

Maxie: Oh wait are you alive? If so, I want you to jump into a volcano and DIE.

Shelly: Say "I love you." In a dramatic way to Kodai, then flirt with him. (Okay DON'T BUG ME ABOUT THE PAIRINGS I KNOW I KNOW)

Myself: Can I go and force Goone to expose his man boobs? I want to kick them! XD

Oh that will probably be it for now. Oh I want to see what the look on Goones face will be. :D

Zinzolin: *starts wailing, ice comes raining down*

Blaze: Take cover! *dodges the falling ice*

The ice impales Charon.

Charon: Yak! *starts bleeding* Tell my mummy I love her! *dies*

Crimson: Is his mother even still alive? He's like 70...

Blaze: Who cares?

Poke: Rood you are completely and utterly stupid.

Rood: Hey, no I'm not! *tries to think of a counter* Uh, you are!

Poke: That was a fail.

Rood: Shut up shut up SHUT UP!

Blaze: Wait Poke are you saying... We can't shut that motherf****r up?!

Poke: Yes.

Crimson: At least Flare is too busy fantasising to speak...

Flare: Hm? Someone say my name?

Marcus: Can you eat me? I'm stupid!

Blaze: You spoke too soon Crimson...

Poke: Marcus, you haven't had enough attention so I'm crowning you a main character!

Marcus: OMGREALLYTHANKS!

Poke: HA! GULLIBLE! *hits him to knock some sense into him*

Zinzolin: Already did that and enjoyed it! :)

Poke: *points at Crimson* Who are YOU?! AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!

Crimson: Jesus, take a chill pill! I am Crimson, Blaze's and Flare's cousin!

Flare: Someone say my name?

Marcus: Can you eat me? I'm stupid!

Flare: *sweatdrops, turns around and starts daydreaming again*

Red Eyes growls angrilly and mutters curses under his breath.

Shelly: He is SO jealous!

Poke: Hey Brodie!

Brodie: ...Yeah?

Poke: Your name is now Brandon!

Brodie: Really? I'm going to have to check with Tabby first. *turns to Tabitha* Hey Tabby is it okay if I change my name?

Tabitha: It's just your name, it doesn't change who you are, it isn't that big of a deal...

Brodie: Oh really? Thanks! *hugs Tabitha then turns to Poke* Yeah Tabby's okay with it!

Poke: Okay then, you are now christened as Brandon Bannai. Now read this. *gives a copy of Dork Diaries*

Brandon/Brodie: *looks cautiously at it* Hey uh... This isn't a YAOI manga in disguise is it?

Poke: Nope it's not!

Brandon: Ah, good! *sits down and starts reading it*

Poke: Um ah uh Proton?

Proton: *glare* What do you want?

Poke: Eek... P-Please um kiss ah P-Petrel um for eh 3 erm m-minutes...

Proton: No way. Go kill yourself.

Blaze: Erm hm, Proton it's a dare.

Proton: So?

Blaze: You have to do it!

Proton: No. *glares*

Blaze: Yes. *glares*

The two start having a glaring match.

Crimson: Oh for pete's sake.

Flare looks over, sees the glaring match and sweatdrops. Then she walks over to them and pushes Blaze out of the way, grabs Proton and smashes him into Petrel so he falls on him and they kiss.

Flare: Problem Solved.

Marcus: Can you eat me? I'm stupid!

Flare: ... We aren't allowed to shut him up, are we?

Marcus: Can you eat... (trails off, Flare ignores him)

Archer: Sadly, no.

Flare: Damn it.

Marcus: Can you...

Flare: (puts earphones on and starts listening to music)

Proton: *mutter* Stupid idiot *mutter* At least that reject will shut up now.

Poke: Okay Maxie, now please commit suicide by jumping in a volcano.

Maxie: No way.

Poke: It's a dare.

Maxie: No.

Blaze: Stupid... Shelly get over here.

Shelly walks over.

Shelly: Yes?

Blaze: Push Maxie into a volcano or I'll dye your hair grey and make you listen to the world's most annoying song.

Shelly: Which is?

Blaze looks around suspiciously and motions for Shelly to move closer and utters the name of the forbidden song.

Blaze: *whisper* The Duck Song.

Shelly: I'll do it. *Drags Maxie to random volcano and throws him in*

Poke: Now Shells your dare.

Shelly walks over to Kodai, swaying her hips. She then leans in his face while pressing against him.

Kodai: *thinking: What the hell is this b**ch doing?*

Shelly: *whispers* I love you.

She then starts flirting randomly with him and Kodai's jaw is slack and Goone is boiling with jealousy.

Poke: Goone?

Goone: ...Yeah?

Poke then jumps on him and tries to pull his top off.

Goone: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!

Poke: Trying to get your damn shirt off!

Goone: Stop it!

Poke: No!

Goone: RAPE RAPE! *Flaps arms like a bird and flails around*

This goes on for a while...

Poke: *rips his shirt off* Finally!

Goone: What the ****?!

Poke: Aha! So you do have man boobs! *Kick*

Goone: ... o.O What the hell? -_- Freak.

Poke: What? *Kicks harder*

Goone: Yowch!

Poke and Goone then have a kicking match.

Blaze: ... Ahem... -_-' Awkward...

Crimson: Lets move on... Zero, next review please?

Zero: Fine, from Alex View,

I am in torture Cyrus mood

Cyrus are you a communist?

Cyrus do a Cossack dance

Cyrus: No I'm not... Do a what dance?

Blaze: *Googles* It's a weird Ukranian dance *shows Cyrus youtube video* Do that.

Cyrus does it and pulls it off PERFECTLY first time.

Crimson: ...Are you sure you're not a communist or at least from the Soviet Union?

Cyrus: ...

Crimson: Well?

Cyrus: ...

Blaze: Ignore him he's an idiot.

Crimson: Fine. Next review?

Cyrus: ... (Finally she got away...)

Archie: Well someone called Destinyflareon says that it's funny and they hope we update soon.

Crimson: Oh thanks. Sorry for the very long hiatus.

Blaze: Hiatus is an understatement. 6 months. Not updated since October and now it's nearly April. That's way too long to be a hiatus. I can't even think of a word to describe it.

Poke: How about... Super-Duper-Mega-Evolution-Hiatus?

Blaze: Perfect. It's that.

Crimson: ...Let's shorten that to SDME Hiatus. Someone get a dictionary!

Crimson gets hit in the face by a huge hardback.

Crimson: Ow! Ah! The agony!

Blaze rolls her eyes.

Blaze: Okay, someone phone this number. *points at telephone number on book* We are going to have our new word in the dictionary. Who wants to phone the whateveryoucallhim owner or writer or whatever?

Crickets chirp.

Blaze: ...Screw you all... WHOEVER PHONES HIM GETS TO GO TO A JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT!

Charon,Ghetsis, Purple Eyes, Attila and Cyrus start pushing and shoving each other to get to the only phone in the studio.

Charon: I'll phone him!

Ghetsis: I don't think so, geiser!

Purple Eyes: *starts beating them up with a frying pan*

Attila: I'm doing this for more screen time!

Cyrus: ...You are all imbeciles. I'm going to that concert.

Cue Bloodbath.

1 hour later...

Charon had died after his glasses smashed in his eyes, Ghetsis was beaten to a pulp by Attila, Attila was killed after Purple Eyes summoned Mewtwo, said pokemon killed said man, and...

Cyrus: TAKE THAT FREAKS! I WIN!

Blaze: O.O What have I dones?

Cyrus gets to the phone.

Cyrus: Hello Mr Orokana (GOOGLETRANSLATEFORLULZ!), I got a new word for your dictionary. It's called Super-Duper-Mega-Evolution-Hiatus and it means when some idiot of an author decides to take half a year off writing one of his or her best stories to instead play endless pokemon hacks and watch endless hours of... *covers speaker*What was the name of that anime Flare is addicted to?

Flare: Oh, Sengoku Basara?

Marcus: Can you eat me, I'm stupid!

Flare: ...*bashes her head against the wall* Stupidstupidstupidme!

Marcus: Can you eat me, I'm stupid!

Cyrus: *ignores* ...Sengoku Basara and RP on a website that's supposed to be a egghatching game called Pokefarm.

Dictionary Owner: Sorry, that's already taken.

Cyrus: ...What? What's it called?

: It is called the... Super-Duper-Level-100-Legendary-Ultimate-Chaotic-Mega-Evolution-Samurai-Obsession-Hacking-Neglective-Reader-Abusing-Hiatus. Good day. *Hangs up*

Cyrus: ...Oh dear god... *Faints*

Blaze: ...Okay... Next review...

Everyone is quiet.

Blaze: SOMEONE JUST READ THE DAMN REVIEW!

Bob is shoved forward by the rest of the Magmas.

Blaze: Okay, Butle- I mean Bob, read it! *throws paper at his face*

Bob: *Mutters under breath* Stupid teenage girls...Stupid flamboyent boss... *Normal voice* This is from AwesomeGroyvle, Who I think is not awesome and needs to stop being a fangirl *A.G's Hydreigon Dark prepares a dragon pulse* I-I mean she is the c-coolest person in the world!

xD Well I'm really excited right now. Pokemon X and Y come out tomorrow! Yes I'm aware the games will be out when this is updated again. On with the truth and dares!

Blue Eyes, Red Eyes, and Purple Eyes: Why are your names that? Is it because your eyes are actually the color your named after?

Goone: Don't know why, but sing The Fox by Yelvis in a fox suit. It's also known as What Does the Fox Say.

N: Jumpstyle to Gentleman by Psy, but Nightcore version (I friggin love Nightcore).

Everyone: Oh yeah, I changed my outfit. It's now black t-shirt, same shorts, blue jacket, and white flip-flops :D. If you thought I was insane... I am insane. I have weird friends, and love a guy in real life that is allergic to peanuts. Peanut butter one of my favorite foods so it's weird. If you got Pokemon X and Y, which starter would you choose (Kalos and Kanto)?

Zinzolin: DO THE HARLEM SHAKE XD!

Petrel: I find you weird, so dress up and act like a clown. Clowns are weird.

Archie: Dance of a cliff into a Sharpedo's mouth xD.

Yeah that should be all. Looking foward to your next update!

Red Eyes: Na, our parents were just freaks. *Notices Flare is back to fantasing about her boyfriend* DAMN IT! What's so great about this guy? What does he have that I don't?!

Blaze: Black hair?

Red Eyes: ...Expect me to look a little different next chapter.

Blaze: *facepalm*

Goone: Ooookkaaaaayyyy? *Gets dressed as a fox then starts singing*

1 minute later...

Proton: Boo, get off the stage!

Matt: You suck!

Goone: ...W-Why doesn't anyone like meee!? *runs off crying*

Blaze: ...Awkward...

N: Okay... That's a little difficult but... (Author's Note: I LOVE NIGHTCORE!)

N starts jumpstyling to Gentleman and does a rather good job until...

Colress: FORKS!

N: WHA- *Falls on his backside* Colress! WHY U SO MEAN?

Blaze: It'll take too long to ask everyone so I'll just ask the mainstream bosses. Apart from Ghetsis and Cyrus because Flare's too busy dreaming of making out with her boyfriend to do anything.

Red Eyes: WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT THIS GUY?!

Zero: Jesus Christ! Calm the **** down! I don't like it either and you don't hear me screaming!

Blaze: Giovanni?

Giovanni: Chespin and Charmander. Because both of their evolutions are powerful.

Maxie: Fennekin and Charmander. It's kind of obvious why.

Archie: Froakie and Squirtle. Aqua, 'nuff said.

Blaze: Okay, Cyrus and Ghetsis are dead so... N?

N: I can't choose, I love them all!

Crimson: Zinny-zins?

Zinzolin: Pete's sake. I have no idea. *starts dancing randomly* Uh... Harlem... Harlem...Shake shake shake...Harlem Harlem...

Blaze: *facepalm* Never mind.

Petrel: OKAY THEN! *Runs off to get dressed*

Proton: ...Okay, who spiked his beer?

Petrel comes running out 1 and a half seconds later.

Petrel: HELLO KIDDIES! HONK HONK!

Blaze: ...

Crimson: ...

Poke: ...

A.G: ...

Flare: ...

All of them: FREAK!

Petrel starts weeping.

Marcus: Can you eat me? I'm stupid!

Zero: We all know... No need to remind us...

Archie: Dance into a sharpedo's mouth... Isn't that a little dangerous?

Blaze: I'll give you rum.

Archie: DEAL! *Starts dancing into a Sharpedo's mouth, Sharpedo bits his leg* AARGHHH! F***ING HELL! *Runs around in circles*

Blaze: Okay... Please Review?

Sorry for the long wait. By the way, Team Flare won't be in for a while, I have yet to play either X or Y. Expect to see Red Eyes being a goth next chapter. The main reason for not updating was that I lost my flash drive, sorry.