Chapter 14
For everyone's information, Mack is now called Blaise
Flare: Welcome to chapter 14 of PKMN Villains ToD!
Crickets chirp.
Flare: Oh come on guys! I'm sorry you waited so damn long! I'll be working more on my fanfics now though, I've finished school! We only got one review this chapter so it'll be a little small!
Blaze: ...Flare, who are you talking to?
Flare: The audience.
Blaze: ...
Flare: Stop judging me!
Proton: Flare sure has changed... Is she PMSing?
Flare: No I'm not PMSing! *punches him and sends him flying*
Everyone: O.O
Flare: *coughs* Ahem. We got a new host today!
Blaze: Who is it?
Poke: Who is it?
All hosts and hostesses: Who is it?
Flare: Introducing...
Silence
Flare: Ahem. Drum roll please.
Silence.
Flare: Oh come on! Is it too much to ask for a ****ing drum roll?!
Blaze: That's her problem... She's been watching too much Yugioh Abridged...
Cast: *Gasps*
Maxie: She's been watching another show?
Giovanni: What is the world coming to?
Blaze: An end.
Tabitha: I think that gag's been used enough.
Flare: COME ON! EVERYBODY SHUT UP!
Everyone shuts up.
Flare: *smiles* Now come on~! Someone give me a drum roll~
N: *drum roll*
Flare: Thank you N! Our new host is...
A portal opens and a girl with long red hair and green eyes appears. She is wearing a magma commander uniform and has a Houndoom near her side.
Maxie gasps
Maxie: Magma Admin Kat!
Flare glares at him.
Flare: Ahem, it's my job to introduce new hosts! Our new host is Kat!
Blaze: Isn't she a girl?
Flare: Yeah so?
Blaze: Shouldn't she be a hostess?
Flare: ... SHUT UP I AM LADY GAGA!
Blaze: If you make one more YGO abridged reference...
Zero: What has happened to our Flare? She's... Temperamental!
Red Eyes: I still love her!
Zero: ... Red Eyes, why is your hair black?
Red Eyes: ... Because reasons.
Kat grins and glomps Blaise. Blaise blushes and Courtney glares at her.
Kat: There's my Blaisey!
Courtney: 'Your' Blaisey? He's mine!
Kat: Yeah but he was mine first. We had to break up as I got kicked out of Magma.
Flare: *Gasp* Blaise's ex!
Tabitha: Good Grief... Not this again...
Courtney: Yeah, but he's mine now!
They have a cat fight.
Blaise: Girls, Girls. Calm down. There's enough of me to share! *sweat drop*
Kat and Courtney: No there isn't! *continue fighting*
Brod- Brandon: Yeah! Cat fight!
Everyone but Tabitha, Blaise, Courtney and Kat look at him weirdly.
Brandon: What?
The cat fight finishes and Kat is the victor!
Kat: Take that. *sticks out tongue* So Flare-chan, can I ask my dare?
Flare: Go ahead!
Kat: Alright, Maxie make out with Tabitha.
...
Flare: Whaaaattttt? MY OTP!
Brandon hugs Tabby tightly.
Brandon: This is my Tabby-neko! Hands off!
Tabitha: Bro-Brandon... Can't breathe...
Maxie: No way in the distortion world. Archie's my lover!
Archie: Yeah, what he said!
Blaze: It's a dare, do it.
Kat: Sorry guys, I'm bored. *Bashes Tabby and Maxie together*
3 minutes later she lets them go. Bro- I mean Brandon grabs Tabitha and grips onto him.
Brandon: How dare you defile my Tabby-Neko with your old man lips!
Tabitha: Brandon it's not that much of a...
Maxie: Old man?! Do you want to be fired? It was a dare!
He is then hugged by Archie.
Archie: My Max.
They then start making out.
Everyone minus Brandon and Tabitha sweat drop.
Flare: That accelerated quickly...
Kat: Oh Blaise?
Blaise: Yeah Ka-
Kat kisses him.
Kat: Mine.
Blaise: *dreamy look in eyes* I'm yours...
Blaze: Oh for Arceus's sake.
Courtney: I god damn hate you, Katherine!
Kat: It's Kat. Not Katherine. *starts making out with Blaise*
Courtney grits her teeth.
Flare: Everyone's making out...
Blaze: *sigh* you'll see your boyfriend later.
Flare: *grins* Yep! Can't wait to see Yam Yam again!
Red Eyes: *snickers* Yam Yam? What type of guy has the name Yam Yam?
Flare: It's his nick- Hey! Red Eyes! Your hair is black! Are you pretending to be a Goth?
Red Eyes: I give. *Goes to the corner and cries*
Blaze: Okaaayyyy... The review?
Poke: I'll read it, from me...
Well that was a hilarious and crazy chapter. Oh and see! I told you Goone has man boobs! Ahem...
Myself: Kill that person who has a name of a number. (You know who)
Maxie: Die in a hole.
Archie: Kill anyone in your team.
(BTW I'm running out of ideas so I'll do random stuff)
Bro-Brandon: Your new name is Bob. Jr.
N: Do you despise Ghetsis?
Tabitha: Yeah... So uh, have a thumb war with Bob. Jr
Shelly: How much do you weigh? (Its perfectly fine if you weigh a lot, because I've seen you)
Flare: Please please please, do a Villains React for the movie villains and team magma. Make them react to Minecraft and make them play it. :D
Colress: Stupid man, you've ruined the song! Shame you on you. You're getting a nickname of Aaron. Shame on you Aaron.
Rood: Secretly troll Ghetsis
Ghetsis: Are you high on crack, cocaine, and drugs? You seem to be, as you are a lame fat ugly hobo Cyclops thingymajigy.
I wish I could fit more stuff in. But I just ran out of ideas. Let the hilariousness continue!
Zero: ...You. Are. Not. Killing. Me.
Poke: Au revoir, Ami! *gets a bazooka*
Zero: Oh sh-
Poke: *blows him up*
Flare: ... This story gets violent quick...
Archer: Ahem. Fourth wall?
Flare: Maxie, dare!
Maxie: How CAN I die in a hole?
Matt: This! *pushes him at 50 mph into hole*
Maxie: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Splat.
Archie: M-Maxie! Matt, you're fired.
Matt: Drat.
Poke: Archie~ Your dare~
Archie: Oh yeah. Sharpedo, slash!
Matt: WAHHHH!
Gets killed by Sharpedo.
Archie: Revenge for Maxie...
Poke: ... Attention... Bro-Brandon, your new name is Bob Jr!
Bro- I mean Bran- DAMN IT Bob Jr: What? Brandon was okay but... Bob Jr is NOT a sexy name! Tabby might no-
Tabitha: For Arceus's sake. Brodie, I don't give a damn about your name. You could be called Brett and I wouldn't give a damn.
Bro-Bran-Bob Jr: Aw! I love you too! *kisses then grins* Tabby-neko's alright with it!
Poke: Okay, now for the second time, I christen you, Bob Jr Bannai.
N: Makes it sound like Butl- Bob I is his father...
Bro-Bran- GODDAMMIT! Bob Jr: You think? Surprise surprise!
Tabitha: He actually is...
Everyone not in Magma: WHAAAAAAA? HOW DOES THAT WORK?! BUT- BOB IS 25!
Courtney: No he isn't, he's a magician and scientist, and he made an ageing thing. He's actually 40.
But- Bob: Darn it, Courtney! I had everyone tricked as well! I didn't want people to know that cross-dressing moron was my son!
Bro-Bran- Okay this isn't even funny anymore! Bob Jr: Jeez Dad, I love you too... *Goes into corner opposite Red Eyes and starts to sulk, Tabby follows for comfort*
N: ...Oops...
Poke: Never mind... Do you despise Ghetsis for all he did to you?
N shakes his head.
N: He still looked after me, Anthea and Concordia, he is like a real, despite being abusive and manipulative, father and I can't hate him no matter how hard I try. I dislike him but I can't bring myself to despise him...
Crimson: N, you are very mature. Ghetsis?
Ghetsis curses.
Ghetsis: I may... Not hate him...
Blaze: Wow! Ghetsis has a heart!
Ghetsis glares at her and she glares back. Result: Glaring contest.
Flare: Oh dear... *looks over to Bro-Bran-BOB JR! And Tabitha* You two need to have a thumb war now.
Tabitha: Alright.
Bob Jr (finally!): Okay!
They have a thumb war and...
Tabitha: AH! ARCEUS, MY THUMB!
Bob Jr: Tabby? *watery eyes* Does it hurt?
Tabitha grimaces and shakes his head.
Tabitha: No, I just pulled it. Not your fault...
Flare: Aww! God I love Cometshipping...
Poke: Shelly? How much do you weigh?
Shelly: ... 12 stones miss... (She's 5 foot 7 for this)
Poke: That isn't so bad! With how you look, that doesn't even matter!
Shelly: I appreciate the compliment.
Flare: Okay~! Villains react time!
The movie villains and Team magma walk into a room with her. It is full of PCs, Xbox 360s and Ps3s. (The dead ones are revived)
Flare: Take your pick of the version!
They all start playing.
Lawrence III: ... The remote isn't working...
Zero: That's because you haven't turned it on, you jack***.
Lawrence III: Oh.
Maxie: I can't move...
10 minutes later...
Lawrence, Vicious, Butler, Phantom, Marcus and Courtney DESTROY their consoles.
All 6 of the above: I HATE IT!
Flare: ...I'm fining you for new ones...
Maxie is STILL trying to figure out how to play. And gets killed by a creeper.
Maxie: ...I'm out.
Annie and Oakley are playing multiplayer.
Annie and Oakley: I love it!
Blaise, Tabitha and Bob Jr are having a friendly co-op game together. Well friendly on the two admins' side.
Bob Jr: SLASH SLASH SLASH! DIE BLAISE!
Tabitha: ... Looks like I found something to keep him occupied.
Blaise: Oh no! You did NOT just slash me!
Zero is already at the end fighting the ender dragon.
Zero: Stupid thing... Take that! And that!
Bob Jr looks away from the PC to look at Zero's screen.
Bob Jr: ... You cheated, didn't you?
Zero: So what?
Tabitha: Uh... Br- Bob Jr, you might want to...
Blaise kills Bob Jr's character.
Tabitha: ...Get back here.
Bob Jr stares in horror at the screen.
Bob Jr:... DAMN YOU BLAISE!
He starts chasing Blaise. Blaise runs like hell.
Flare: ...Oh dear, I'll say that's enough...
They get back to the main studio.
Poke: Shame on you Colress for interrupting the song! For that you get the name Aaron. Shame on you Aaron.
Crimson: ... I don't see what's so bad about the name Aaron...
Rood: I can't troll Ghetsis! I don't know HOW to!
Kat: I'll teach you.
5 minutes later.
Rood: Ghetsis?
Ghetsis: ... Yeah?
Rood: Your flyers down.
Ghetsis: What? *looks down*
Rood: You don't even have a flyer! Trolololololol...
Kat: Okay that's enough.
Rood: Lololololol...
Kat: I mean it.
Rood: Lolololol...
Kat hits him on the head.
Kat: That's enough.
Ghetsis: WTF?
Poke: Ghetsis?
Ghetsis: *sigh* What?
Poke: Are you high on crack, cocaine, and drugs? You seem to be, as you are a lame fat ugly hobo Cyclops thingymajigy.
Ghetsis: ... Go Hydreigon.
Flare: No! Bad Ghetsis! *squirts with pepper spray*
Ghetsis: AAAHHHHHH! MY EYE!
Flare: That's all folks!
Please send some more reviews in next time, Team Flare's coming next chapter as well. Kat belongs to ShinyPoochyena45.