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The Isadora Diaries:
Bloodied Up:
Tuesday, October 11th
I don't think I've ever seen my arm look so disgusting before. Well I can't really see it now, it's covered in a bandage. But still...
*shudder*
Yeah, my arm got a bit cut up. And whose fault is that?
*mentally points at Klaus*
I was just reading on the front steps of my house. Just minding my own business, when Bea came riding down our street on her bicycle, through my grass, and almost crashed on top of me.
Thank the goodness she remembered that bikes have a brake.
"Hey, Iz! What'cha reading?" she said all cheerful.
"She's reading about the history of burritos!" Duncan answered for me. He was sitting behind me, trying to juggle a fruit so rotten that I don't even know what it's supposed to be.
I told him not to touch it, but, of course, he didn't listen.
I told him to shut up about his stupid Mexican food obsession, but Bea only laughed shyly.
I think Duncan is the only person who can make her shy. She's had a crush on him since last summer. I really don't know why though. I personally think that ever since her little crush started, she's been more out of her right mind than she normally is. But that's just me.
I didn't start this entry to talk about them though, I started this entry to talk about how Klaus bloodied up my arm.
Now, back to the story.
Duncan's face lit up when he saw's Bea bicycle.
"Hey, Bea, want to try something?" he got up and walked to her bike.
Behind his back, Bea turned to me and mouthed, "He called me 'Bea!'" and had a miniature spasm, for what reason, I'll never know because everyone calls her 'Bea'. She turned around, trying to act natural and said, "Sure what?"
Duncan got on the bike and patted the handlebars. "Get on."
"Do wha..?" her voice trailed.
"Get on the handlebars," he said with a smile.
Bea shrugged. "Okay."
Because she's Beatrice, I knew it would be pointless to try to talk her out of something that'll make her look stupid.
She climbed on with much difficulty, but she made it.
Duncan backed up the bike a bit, and then took off of our lawn and down the road, back and forth.
Being Bea, she was kicking, sliding, screaming, and laughing all at the same time, the entire time.
Being her best friend, I sat there laughing my butt off at how stupid she looked.
Eventually, Duncan tried to stop the bike in the Clarke's front yard. He got the bike to stop, but it fell over. I ran over there to see them lying on the ground laughing.
"You hurt my hip bone, Duncan!" Bea complained in the middle of all her laughter, and punched him in the gut.
Duncan cringed in pain, but was laughing too hard to say anything.
Violet, Klaus, and Quigley decided to come out of the Clarke house at that point.
(What was Quigley doing in there? O.O)
Duncan finally got enough energy to get up. He ran to Quigley and began pulling him to the bike. "Dude, dude, dude, you got to try this!"
"What happened?" Klaus asked with a laugh looking at me and Bea. Bea had pulled me to the ground on top of her, so now I was having my fair share of laughter, too.
"Bea rode on my handlebars!" Duncan exclaimed.
"Oo! I wanna try!" Violet cried, and ran to the bike. So Violet got on the handlebars and Duncan took off down the road, and back again.
"You're breaking the six inch rule!" Klaus yelled jokingly. Beatrice, who was still on the ground, kicked him in the shin.
"Aww, Duncan!" Quigley called out after Klaus's remark, "You said I could have her!- Uh, turn! Her turn on the handlebars!" he stuttered when he remembered we were right there.
Her turn.
Yeah, right.
Skipping a couple minutes ahead of the story:
I guess that while I was distracted by Violet screaming, "I'm Queen of the Wind!" and "Ride like the wind, Bulls-eye!" Klaus went and got his bike. Because when I turned around, it was right there next to him.
"Want a ride, Iz?" he asked, "Or are you scared?" he smirked.
Not wanting him to think I was some kind of wimp, I got on and braced myself.
"Oo!" Beatrice called, "Look who's in love!"
"Scare her, Klaus!" Quigley yelled as Klaus rode the bike out of the yard.
"Shut up, Quigley!" I yelled, "Don't give him any ideas!"
"Too late," Klaus said (He was so close to me! Not that I care or anything…gosh…), "Hope you're not afraid of speed!"
"Actually I-"
*insert bicycle going full speed around a street with occasional swerves and Klaus being stupid by driving with one hand*
Have you ever sat on the handlebars of a bicycle going full speed?
Of course not, you're a laptop.
Anyways, it's pretty scary. But it's one of those things were you look back on it and you're like, "Oh my gosh, that was so much fun!"
Thinking back on it, it was actually! You know, besides him trying to kill me.
Sometime after he tried to do a wheelie, something slammed into the side of the bike and threw us to the ground. My left arm slid against the road and got really got scratched up. Then the bike toppled onto me and Klaus while the one of the wheels were still spinning. And that wheel hit my left arm and scratched it up some more by spinning all over it!
Apparently, Duncan had skidded out of control when he tried to do a wheelie (what is it with people and wheelies?) and rammed into us.
Because my arm was so disgustingly bloody, and I was in so much pain I didn't bother to move, I had to be helped into my house and brought to my mother. Thankfully, she has a medical degree.
Yeah, sure, Klaus, Duncan and Violet were hurt too, BUT I WAS WORSE!
While my mother was fixing my arm, she yelled at us for doing something so 'stupid and dangerously reckless' and banned us from doing it again.
Mr. Snicket, who was visiting my mom, scolded Bea about it and grounded her.
Then my mother called Mrs. Clarke, who was running errands and she lectured Violet and Klaus over the phone.
Even Quigley got in trouble, because my mom said he should've stopped us from doing it.
So we all walked away with punishment chains.
I think I've learned something today.
First: It was also partly Duncan's fault my arm is injured and I'm typing with one hand.
Second: I should never let Klaus give me a ride on anything again.
Ever.
There you have it! Chapter five!
This is one of those 'Don't Try This At Home' things. You know, unless you're going to try it with an expert biker or someone you might have a crush on...uh...*cough cough*
"I'll tie my handlebars to the stars so I stay on track (so I stay on track, and if my attention strays I'll wrench them away then I'll take my lead, and I won't even look back...I won't even look back..."
~Cave In by Owl City
Hey, if you're going to dress up for Halloween, tell me in your review what you're going to be!
I'll tell you who I'll be next chapter. x)
Now please excuse me while I cram for my history exam tomorrow.
Bye everyone! :D
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