Kingdom Hearts: Nobody's adventure

by Skylord-Xenysis

A young nobody named Xenysis sets out on a quest to save his sister Krissi, whom was kidnapped by a mysterious man in a black hood just before Destiny Islands fell into darkness. Xenysis met many friends along the way, including Ymke, a mysterious girl with power over fire, and Dragonose, a man whom has the same abilities as dragons. Rated T, just in case.

24. Oaken Trading

Disclaimer

I do not own Disney, Dreamworks, Square Enix, Pixar, or Kingdom Hearts (Even though I do own a copy of it.) All non-original characters belong to their respective studios. (Also, the OCs Ymke and Fury belong to ymke1000. Thank you for letting me include your characters, and let me know if I accidentally change their personalities.)

Dragonose's POV- Oaken's Trading Post

Anna and Dragonose briskly hobbled over to a nearby cabin. Anna's dress was frozen from the waist down, while a thin layer of frost covered Dragonose's armor. Dragonose struggled to lightly tap the sign hanging above them. When the snow fell, Dragonose read the sign.

Dragonose: "Wandering Oaken's Trading Post."

Anna, being shorter than Dragonose, struggled to hit the second sign. When the snow covering that fell, her eyes lit up.

Anna: "Ooh, and sauna!"

The two rushed into the cabin. Dragonose deactivated his keyblade armor, with it returning to it's gauntlet form.

?: "Hooh hooh! Big Summer Blowout! Half off swimsuits, clogs, and a sunbalm of my own invention, yah?"

Dragonose, sarcastically: "Oh, great!"

Anna: "For now, how about boots. Winter boots, and dresses?"

The giant of a man gave a more solemn look. Dragonose guessed that this man was Oaken.

Oaken: "Dat vould be in our vinter department."

When Dragonose and Anna at the winter stock, they found it almost completely emptied out. All that was left was a dress, a cloak, a pair of winter boots, a pair of snowshoes, an ice pick, and a rope. Anna took the cloak, the dress, and the boots. Dragonose took the snowshoes.

Dragonose: "Just out of curiosity, did another young woman, the queen perhaps, pass through here?"

Oaken: "The only ones crazy enough to be out in this storm are you two."

A blond-haired mountain man stomps in, completely covered in a thick frost.

Oaken: "You two and dis fellow. Hooh, hooh! Big Summer Blowout!"

The mountain man slowly made his way in front of Anna, and uttered the word "Carrots."

Anna: "Huh?"

?: "Behind you."

Looking behind her, Anna noticed a bundle of carrots. She let out a small "Oh!" and moved out of the way. The mountain man snatched the carrots and tossed them on the counter. The man headed for the winter department.

Oaken: "Well, a veal howler in July, huh? Wherever vould it be coming from?"

?: "The North mountain."

Quickly, Dragonose payed for his snowshoes so that they don't get mixed in with the mountain man's purchases. The mountain man took the ice pick and rope.

Oaken: "That'll be forty."

?: "Forty, no ten!"

Oaken: "Oh, that's no good. You see, dis is from our vinter stock, where supply and demand have a big problem."

?: "You wanna talk about a supply and demand problem? I sell ice for a living-"

Anna, without thinking: "Ooh, that's a rough business to be in right now. I mean, that's really-" Dragonose glares at her. *coughs "That's unfortunate."

Oaken: "Still forty, but I vill throw in a visit to Oaken Sauna. Hooh, hooh! Hi family!"

Family: "Hooh, hooh!"

?: "Ten's all I got. Help me out."

Oaken, pointing to carrots: "Okay, I vill sell you dis, and no more."

Dragonose: "By the way, about the North mountain. Did it seem very…"

Anna: "-magical?"

?: "Yes! Now back up, while I deal with this crook here."

Oaken, standing up: "Vat did you call me?"

With a single motion, Oaken snatched up the mountain man, and tossed him out of the shop. Oaken then sat back down. He then brought out what looked like raw, and pickled, fish in a jar.

Oaken: "I'm sorry about all dis violence. I vil add a quart of lutefisk, so we can have good feelings. Jus' the outfit and the boots, ya?"

When Anna bought her own items, (as well as the pick, carrots, and rope) she was given the lutefisk, which she handed to Dragonose. He gave the lutefisk a taste, and his dragon instincts kicked into high gear. Anna watched in disgust, and Oaken watched in wonder. When he finished the lutefisk, Dragonose gazed at Oaken expectantly. His red eyes became slitted, and pure red resembling a dragon's eyes.

Dragonose: "Do you have any more?"

Oaken, happily: "Dt vould be in our preserves department."

When Dragonose checked, sure enough the preservatives section was packed full of lutefisk. His mouth watered like a great flood. Dragonose bought a hiker's pack, and about every bit of lutefisk in the shop. He was just barely able to afford it all.