Sorry it took so long. This past week I haven't felt any good. But I'm better now, so…yay! Anyways, Review people:
Juliet Hummel Anderson- Cool! After I read your review, I seriously thought of putting a Juliet somewhere, maybe I will. Go, go, marry him! There's another Quagmire for Violet. xD
Pottergirl1- Yeah, that's was my favorite part too. xD Glad you liked it!
LegendOfZeldaFreak- Aww, that is sad…Haha, yeah, glad you liked it.
Dancingchocolatesmudge- Thank you! Is it weird I take it as a compliment?
Dude with the Tattoo- I remember a couple years back, I was looking through a really old yearbook and I saw someone I couldn't classify as a girl or a boy. I showed it to a stranger and I think I scared him..I don't know what p.s. means…Penguin Shoes! Thank you bys the way!
DreamOutLoud366- That would've been so awesome if you got that on video! I laugh every time I read where you laughed so hard your puppy started to eat your foot! Thank you for recognizing that part, I was pretty proud of myself for coming up with that.
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Okay, for some reason, mothers, from the reviews I've read, are confused about Anastasia. Even my mom, and she's the one who bought it! In her defense, it was a long time ago, but I've watched it about five times over the past four months. She should know! I read a review about a mom not knowing about the movie, so I asked my mom, "Hey, do you know about the Anastasia movie? And she said, "Who's Anastasia?" then she changed the subject to some prices on Amazon. My dad knows who she is. He pays attention to my favorite movies.
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The Isadora Diaries:
Yo Mama:
I am exhausted. My mom has been making all of us clean the house every single day for the past week! She's even been canceling my sessions with Mr. Snicket. And because she hates doing that, it proves just how serious she is! We have a pretty big house, so I understand she wants it majorly clean, but was it really necessary to make me wax all the hardwood floors in the house five times?
The reason why she wants us cleaning is because she hosting another one of her dinner parties for Thanksgiving this year. All of her friends are coming, and if you know my mom, then you know that's a lot. I can't stand those dinner parties things. My mom and all her friends love hosting those. I don't see what the big deal about it is.
All you do at dinner parties is dress fancy, drink wine, vent about how annoying your boss is, gossip, and use words like 'darling' and 'dear'. We go to these kinds of parties at least five times a year. The last one was on Labor Day, but I think it was just an excuse to have a party. That stuff is real annoying. My mom forces me to go shopping for a fancy dress, wear too much jewelry and makeup, and forces me to let her spend six hours on my hair while all Quigley, Duncan and Dad have to do is put on a tux and go.
They have nothing to complain about.
If I had it my way, I'd wear my hair down, a simple dress (for my mother's sake), and Converse. But nooo, my mom wants me to, as she says it, "Be the Barbie."
No. Just No.
Another annoying thing is that my mom wants us to go around greeting everyone. Even the ones we've never met nor heard her talked about in our entire lives! The greeting usually takes a while because there are so many freaking people! Don't these people have lives? What makes them want to go to a boring dinner party?
The only good thing is that Bea, Violet, Klaus and some other people our age get to come, that way me and my brothers aren't bored (Sunny gets a babysitter because she's too young). A couple of the kids my age that usually show up are snobby, but the others are pretty cool. The ones we usually see at dinner parties, besides Bea, Violet and Klaus, are Kaley, Haley, Josh, Adam, Emma, and Taylor. I go to school with all of them except for Josh and Taylor.
Kaley and Haley are twins and total preps. One is a cheerleader and one is on the dance team. There always doing something from their cheer, even when they're eating! They don't like me at all, but they seem to fancy my brothers a lot. They've been in my house for a couple of parties before, and it's a real pain in the butt. I'd rather drop them down a garbage chute.
Adam is their older brother and in the same grade as Violet. He is a whole lot nicer than them. Even he calls them brats. He once told me that they threw a tantrum because his parents said they weren't going to let them go to a boarding school in France. Adam even came up with the name 'Barbie Bratz' for them. (Get it? Barbie dolls and Bratz dolls…) He does love them, though. I know because he said that. He also said that they act different when it's just the three of them and they can be cool if they want to be. But, for some trange reason, they are different when other people (including their parents) are around. Off topic fact: Adam dated Violet a few years ago, but they broke up after things were thrown...
Emma is an only child and loves to smile and laugh. She believes there is good in everyone and believes in just about everything magical. No joke. She's also really good at giving orders but not in a bossy way. Sometimes she can be really formal, and she's not even trying. She's a pretty happy girl, but I swear she was some sort of fairy princess or something in a past life.
Taylor is pretty calm. She basically reminds of me of a cute little nine year old. She likes to read and dance. Sometimes she reads while she dances. I think the only thing wrong with her is that she's very gullible. Once, after she got done watching Superman, she climbed on her roof and jumped to see if she would fly. She landed in a tree with a broken wrist, arm, leg and a permanent scar on her neck.
Josh is Taylor's older brother. I think he's more like Duncan than anyone! He's hilarious and has gotten grounded for everything you can think of. One time, he accidentally stole an anchor, shot down a bird with a marshmallow using a marshmallow gun, (the bird survived), flooded his house, and set a swimming pool on fire all under thirty minutes! He's worse than Duncan and Bea put together with the addition of a humongous explosion!
I remember at the last dinner party we went to, Duncan and Josh were the ones who got us started on Yo Mama jokes.
We were sitting in the TV room and Josh and Duncan were fighting over the remote, jokingly yelling insults at each other while the rest of us watched them.
"You're a fairy!" Josh yelled.
"Well you're a mermaid!" Duncan yelled louder.
"You're a square!"
"You're fat!"
"Shut up down there!" yelled my mom. They stopped for second then continued.
"Your mom eats cat poop!" Duncan yelled, a bit quieter than before, yanking the remote.
Josh dropped his hold of the remote. "So you want to do Yo Mama now? Okay then, yo mama so ugly that when she looked in the mirror, her reflection ran away!"
Adam cupped his hands in front of his mouth, "Oh!"
Klaus nudged me, "This is going to be good!"
Duncan dropped the remote on the floor. "Well yo mama so ugly she got arrested!"
Taylor came up behind Duncan and said, "Yo mama so skinny you could use her as a toothpick."
"Lame!" Quigley joked. "Yo mama so fat that when she lies on the beach, everyone shouts 'Free Willy!'"
Emma threw a pillow at Quigley. "Yo mama is so fat she puts lipstick on with a paint roller! Sit down now, I am superior!"
Adam went up to her and put his hand on her shoulder dramatically. "Emma…I can't believe how lame that was!"
"Oh, like you could do better?" I laughed.
"Is that a challenge, Rockefeller?"
I stood up. "You bet yo mama it is!"
Duncan and Josh began jumping around wildly, yelling, "Yo Mama fight!"
"Okay," Adam nodded, "Yo mama is so stupid that she got locked in a grocery store—pause for dramatic effect—and starved!"
I hit him with a pillow. "Is that all you got?"
"Come at me, Rockefeller!" he jokingly taunted.
"Okay," I hit him with a pillow again, "Yo mama is so stupid, she gave birth to you!" I hit with the pillow multiple times until he was up against a wall.
Violet laughed. "Oh, come on, Isadora! Even yo mama could come up with a better one!"
That's when Bea came back from pigging out upstairs. "I could hear all of you from upstairs! And so could yo mama! She coming down here with a knife to get you!"
Fearful silence.
"I was just kidding," Bea muttered.
Taylor let out a breath of relief. "Oh my gosh, don't do that. That is so something my mom would do!"
"Yo mama!" Duncan said randomly.
I frowned. "Duncan, that doesn't make any sense."
"Yo mama doesn't make any sense," he retorted.
"We have the same mom!"
Randomly, Josh began failing his arms as he said loudly,"Yo mama so fat she keeps a firetruck in her rolls!" Then he lifted his shirt and began rubbing his stomach. Adam tackled him to the ground. "What'd you say 'bout my mama, boy?"
Quigley answered. "He said that yo mama so fat she has her own area code!"
We suddenly heard footsteps coming down the steps. It was my dad and he looked confused. "Are you yelling Yo Mama jokes down here?"
"Maybe…" I mumbled.
"Well keep it down," he ordered. "I can hear all of you upstairs very clearly. And get Adam off of Josh.
Adam wasn't really doing anything to Josh. He was just lying on top of him saying the occasional, "Mentally slaps Josh," while Josh was venting on how fat Adam is.
"Yo mama so fat, it's in your genes!" Josh yelled with no breath.
"You just wish my mom was your mom!" Adam smiled.
"I'd rather you get your fat butt off me!"
Bea sat next to them on the floor. "Adam is so fat he sat on a rainbow and Skittles popped out!"
"Klaus," Emma started, "you've been sitting there all quiet."
"That's because he doesn't know any good ones," Violet taunted.
"Psh," Klaus crossed his arms, "I know plenty of good ones!"
"What's your best one?" I raised an eyebrow.
Klaus stood up, trying to look confident, but actually looked unsure of himself. "Yo mama is so stupid that…she doesn't know that…E=MC2..."
We bombarded him with pillows.
With the subtraction of Kaley and Haley coming downstairs to tell us how lame we are by telling those jokes and trying to get Quigley and Duncan to fall under their spell, that was pretty much what happened at the last party. The next one is this Thursday. Since I am about to pass out, I'll think I'll end my entry here and go to bed.
Good night.
I feel like a load of crap right now, physically and emotionally. Opposite to how I was in the top author's note. I'm just going to sulk in my bed and you just go do whatever you do best.
"Oh simple thing, where have you gone? I'm getting old and I need something to rely on. So tell me when you're going to let me in. I'm getting tired and I need somewhere to begin…"
~Somewhere Only We Know by Keane
Again, the song has nothing to do with anything, just fits my mood. Huh. That's sounds a bit selfish, don't you think?
Well, later.
;)