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I missed my Fanfiction stories, readers, reviewers, conversations with my readers, EVERYTHING!

But see, I feel really bad because I've had wi-fi all this time. But before you get all mad just hear me out. I have wi-fi, but only in certain places in my house, and the wi-fi is some other person's network. The only way I can get on the internet is with my mom's laptop (that she doesn't know I'm using right now) or my sister pandigital. (A pandigital is like an iPad, but its not). But I can't make any documents on her pandigital because its lame. I asked my mom twice if I could use her laptop to update my story and she never gave me a straight answer. So I'm doing it before she gets home today, which won't be for a while.

Thus, my life story. X)

I was actually planning on uploading the chapters I've written during Spring Break, which isn't this coming week, but the week after that. The only reason why I'm uploading today is because you guys probably think I'm dead I miss Fanfiction, you guys deserve another chapter, and because…just because. I hate to say this, but don't get your hopes up about getting another chapter before I'm on Spring Break because I still need to organize the other chapters and fix the dates and stuff. So…yeah.

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*WARNING: This chapter is pretty short, but I have some longer chapters coming up later, so don't hate me to the full extent X)*

The Isadora Diaries:

New Year's Eve:

Friday, January 27th

Psh, what? I so didn't get in trouble again! Ha, yeah, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

Fine.

I did.

*hangs head in shame*

But it was Duncan's fault!

Here's what happened:

It was New Year's Eve and much to my and my brothers' (mostly Duncan's) happiness, we were celebrating by having a Burrito Fest in our backyard. We had a whole bunch of decorations and cool music and colorful fireworks we were going to set off at midnight! It was going to be so completely amazing!

While my parents were being all disgustingly lovey by the garden, Duncan was trying to shove as many burritos as he could down his throat while he was climbing the only tree in our backyard, I was chasing and shooting Quigley with Duncan's old Zurg blaster from Toy Story. We weren't in another fight, just being crazy. For some reason Quigley's only a jerk-butt when school's in session. I wish he wasn't in such a bad mood the whole entire time though. Anyways, isn't that a nice little picture perfect moment?

Duncan being crazy in a tree, Quigley and I acting like children, and my parents minding their own business being all icky.

Then, when I didn't things could get anymore fun, the Clarke's finally came back from some family friend's house to come celebrate New Year's with us! At first, i was just Mr. and Mrs. Clarke that my parents had led into our backyard, then Violet and Sunny followed. I figured Klaus was doing something inside. I hurried with the greeting hugs because I was kind of excited to see Klaus (shut up).

See, the day after Christmas, the Clarke's went to visit their relatives somewhere up North. They got back on the morning of the 31st.

Anyways, I went inside my house and found Klaus in the kitchen with his back to me, fixing a baseball cap on his head. When I saw him, I froze. I was shocked to see a white cast on his left arm.

When someone has a big impact on your happiness like Klaus does for mine, something as little as a broken arm can become major devastation. In my mind, Klaus was pretty much perfect (shut up), so to see him broken is a horrible feeling. Images began rushing through my head of how he must've felt when he got hurt-and they weren't pretty. This feeling, its probably not the same for everyone, but for me…oh, yeah.

"Klaus?" He turned around and smiled when he saw me. He walked towards me and wrapped his good arm around me.

"Hey, Iz! Its been almost a week, what've you been up to?"

I pushed his arm off of me. "What the heck did you do to yourself?" I asked sternly.

Looking surprised, he asked, "I don't know, what did I do to myself?"

"You know," I said softer but trying to keep a stern tone, and lightly touching his cast I said, "your arm."

"Oh, yeah," Klaus bit his lip. "I went skateboarding down a steep, bumpy and littered hill. My skateboard hit some trash and went out of control, flipped under my feet and…yeah."

Picturing the accident, I could feel my eyes tear up. I looked down at his cast. "Did it hurt?"

"No, not really. Well, yeah, a little. Maybe a little worse than a little, yeah it hurt pretty bad."

Then I noticed that there were unfamiliar red cuts on his face. "And your face.."

"Yeah, it wasn't a clean fall."

I took hold of the edge of my sleeve with my fingers and tried to wipe the tears out of my eyes without him noticing.

A playful smile crossed his face. "Isadora? Are you…crying?"

"What? No!" I quickly rubbed my eyes. "I'm not crying, why would you think I'm crying? I just happen to care when you break something, like your arm or your leg or your kidney. Whats wrong with you anyways? Thinking you can skateboard down a dangerous hill and come out in the end looking like Tom Hanks just won the X Games! Comment as-tu pu faire ça ? Il suffit d'avoir un peu de bon sens pour ne pas faire quelque chose d'aussi stupide que ça ! Commet tu penses que je me sens ? (How could you do this? Its complete common sense not to do something as stupid as that! How do you think I feel?) Don't ever do something that stupid again you idiot!" I pushed him away and then tackled him in a hug.

Klaus just laughed and wrapped his good arm around me.

"Don't laugh at me!" I pulled away from him. Looking straight at his smiling face, I scolded, "What kind of person leaves for almost a week, does some stupid stunt, and comes back with a broken arm? If anything, I should be laughing at you!"

He pursed his lips to keep himself from laughing. Smiling, he held out his good arm. "Just hug me again, Izzy."

I wrapped my arms around his neck, tackling him in another hug.

"I'd be suet if you broke you arm, too, Izzy," he said so lightly I could barely hear him. Then just a tiny smudge louder, he said, "How do you think I felt after that bike accident?"

I never thought about that..

"Oh, and by the way, Isadora, its Tony Hawk. Not Tom Hanks."

And at that precise moment, Duncan, decided he wanted to jump in at that moment."Its almost midnight, Romeo and Juliet! Lets go!"

Klaus and I followed Duncan outside where everyone was getting the firework ready. Duncan handed me a firework thing and he whispered to me, "If mom asks about any missing burrito, it wasn't me…or Quigley."

"What missing burritos?" I don't know why he'd expect anyone to be surprised if a whole bunch of burritos missing. Duncan is the burrito dinosaur.

"Hey," my dad said a few feet away, "I could've sworn there were more burritos on this table." My mom said something while she was fixing the firework stuff.

The time came to set them off and the sky was soon filled with flying colors.

"WOOOO!" Quigley shout at the top of his lungs. Then Duncan yelled, "Its a Burrito New Year!" Quigley and Duncan set about ten fireworks aimed in the wrong direction and…they all hit the roof of our house.

It was all downhill from there

Firetruck.

Firemen.

The hose down of our roof.

Yup. Good times…good times…

Luckily, our roof was the only thing we damaged and we had to get some workers to put a new one on our hues. I think they'e almost finished now.

Anyways, my mom thought the three of us were in on it. I protested that I wasn't, but whenever I say I didn't do something, she never believes me. So, of course, I had to take the punishment with my brothers. She took away my laptop and said she would give it back when they were done with the roof. Since today should be their last day working, she went ahead and gave it back to me today.

And that was the best new year's of my life.

Psh, yeah right!

Theres Chapter 16 for you! I hope you liked it! So now its review time! i cannot wait to hear from all of you, its been way too long. Along with your review for the chapter, what something interesting thats happened to you this new year? Oh my gosh, I'm starting to sound like an English teacher…ew.

I don't know if the French showed up, but the words in parentheses in the middle of Isadora's rant to Klaus are the translation stuff of what she said in French. I don't know if its right, I don't know anyone who can speak French. I went to Google Translate and copied from there but I've heard its not that accurate so…yeah.

"I bought a one way ticket, cause I knew I'd never see the ground unless I was aboard a jet plane and we were going down. I wiped the tears from my eyes, the warm water took me by surprise as I woke up be side the ocean, I realized…I must be in California."

~West Coast Friendship by Owl City

Bye everyone! Until next time! :D

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