I almost totally for got I had to upload again today, and I flipped out when I remembered! Random Fact: Its Tuesday… went half of the day thinking it was Wednesday…thats what world does o you when you're off school for a week. Stay in school kids.
Reviewers to thank!:
Juliet Hummel-Anderson- Haha, nice X) He's a very nice charrie though. If I wasn't such a Weasley girl and Draco wasn't such a butt, I'd probably be in love with him (like every other bad boy lover xD)
FreezingSapphire- Yeah, I sooo never had a crush on those people..haha, just kidding. Have yu ever noticed that Peter Pan is a humongous flirt? xD See, I knew there was someone on here that has an inner child! And I want to see that movie too! Even though I have no idea what its about… but Daniel Radcliffe's in it so it must be good. :D
IchigoMxHarryP- Haha, sorry X) An essay about soil and water?…Thats basically mud…who came up with that assignment? I'm happy I made you laugh, though! Now I know I'm more entertaining than mud! X)
Pottergirl1- Aww, you poor Pottergirl! You get a reply today, so I hope this makes you feel somewhat better! Thank you and I'm glad you liked it! :D Feel better or I'll send my Fuzzerdoodles after you! :)
Thank you everyone! I'm actually surprised I got this many reviews in the period of one day. Love you all! :D
The Isadora Diaries:
Fanfiction:
Saturday, Februray 11th
Well this week was particulary boring. Something productive happened today, but I think its just sad that I have nothing else to type about…
So todays little story:
Duncan, Klaus andI were over at Bea's house earlier today. Duncan and Klaus played with Bea's puppy in the backyard while Be a and I hung out in her room. We were scrolling through Josh's pictures on his profile when Be a jumps up randomly, knocking over her laptop, saying, "I have to tell you something!"
Shocked by her random outburst, I asked, "What?"
Be a got on her hands and knees and said, "I found this story that someone wrote in the setting of Percy Jackson!"
"So, like…"
Jumping up and down, she explained excitedly, "Its the same characters, and setting and all that other stuff, but a different author!"
I made a face. "Sounds kind of weird."
"Oh, but its not!" Be a grabbed her laptop and began typing. "I'm going to show you! You have no choice!"
"Alright.."I shrugged. "Whats the website?"
"I don't know," Be a shrugged. "I just look it up on Google." She clicks on the link and hands me the laptop. "You're going to love it, its so cute!"
So I read the story and it was cute! It was a little one chapter story about the kids that Percy and Annabeth had and the girl that Thalia and her husband had. It still had the original characters and, and…it was a very nice story.
"Aww it is cute! What is this website?" I looked at the web address bar.
Bea leaned close to it. Attempting to read it, she said,"Fa-fa-la-di-fashion-falc-fau-"
"Bea!" I laughed. "Fanfiction. Its not that hard to read!"
"It is if there aren't any spaces between the words! Duh!"
I laughed and rolled my eyes. Then I had a sudden realization moment. "What if they have a section for A Series of Unfortunate Events?"
Bea raised an eyebrow. "My dad's book series?"
I frowned. "No, your dad's toilet paper, yes, your dad's book series!"
"Well, Isadora, which is it? His toilet paper or his book series?"
I patted her head. "Marry someone rich."
"Duncan!" She pumped her fists in the air.
I laughed. "I'm going to pretend, I don't find that disgusting."
I began looking through the website, looking A Series of Unfortunate Events. I was looking under the A section when I should've been looking under S.I felt rally stupid because I kept reading under A when Bea kept telling me to look under S. Now she won't shut up bout her being smarter than me for a short period of time.
"You should listen to me more often, Isadora. Haven't you ever heard the saying 'the one who knows the least is the wisest'? It means I know my alphabet. Unlike you. A B D C H E G I J T U L M N R P V-"
I threw a pillow at her. "Don't sing letters to me!"
Quick bit of information, Bea doesn't know her alphabet. She knows all the letters, just not the order. That just proves how messed up she is. You can only imagine what kindergarten was like for her…
Moving on!
We scrolled through the list of stories. There was stuff Count Olaf being a creepo, letter to Beatrice, and stuff that happened after the series ended. After scrolling through two or three pages, Bea got impatient and clicked on a random page number. "Ooo, whats this?" she said as she clicked on the title.
We started reading it and…it was a very different story…
In the story, the Baudelaires and Quagmires were at Prufrock. But before Quigley came in, everyone thought he was dead, so they were surprised when he came back because Violet kissed him thinking he was Duncan because they were dating and as it turns out, Quigley was gay and Klaus and Isadora got together and they all sang an awesome song (that Be a and I are not obsessed with) at the end of the story in the talent show and the whole thing was really cute and funny and Bea saved the link because we are SHOWING IT TO THE OTHERS including Mr. Snicket because it just that good!
Isn't that a loverly run on sentence?
Anyways, after reading that story, we found a way to narrow down the stories by characters and stuff.
"I'm in the mood for a little Klaus and Isadora,"Bea said deviously.
"Yeah, right. Like hey have a story centered around Klaus and Isadora."
"And you stand corrected," Bea said as many, many, many Klaus and Isadora stories popped up.
My jaw dropped and I stared at the screen.
"Ooo, this one sounds nice!" Be a clicked on a story.
"No, I don't want to read it!" I hugged a pillow over my face."
"Too bad!" Bea jumped on top of me and began reading the first chapter at the top of her lungs. Klaus and Duncan were both in the first chapter so they came running in think that Bea called them.
"No, I didn't call you," Bea said, "I'm reading a story about Klaus and Isadora's love!"
"Oo, I wanna read! Duncan exclaimed and he jumped on the bed next to Bea and me.
"I'm a little scared," Klaus said.
"Just get your butt over here!" Be a yelled at him and he obeyed. I would've objected, but I was losing air with Bea on top of me.
"Alright, enough!" I pushed Bea off of me an fell on Duncan and Klaus trying to sit up. After that, we all got in a miniature fight (watching Klaus' arm) with each other because we were trying to get in a comfortable enough position to read the story. It took a while because Duncan and Klaus kept pushing each other off the bed and I kept getting stepped on. We all ended up lying on top of each other, reading the story.
As embarrassing as it was to read a love story about characters that share the same names with with me and Klaus with Klaus, the story was really nice! We all liked it actually.
It was a little over 20 chapters long, so long story short:
The Baudelaires and Quagmires live in one big mansion. And Klaus and Isadora really really like each other and they always sit in this love seat together and be all cute and then this girl comes along and introduces herself to Klaus and they go on for walks and stuff and Isadora gets jealous because the girl stole her spot next to Klaus on the love seat and Klaus would have his arm around her and stuff and then when they were standing outside the mansion in the rain, Klaus and the girl kissed and Isadora looked out the window and she saw it and then she started crying into her pillow and then she yelled a BAD WORD!
What is with me and run on sentences today?
Anywho…
At that point, I was shedding tears like a maniac, Bea was gaping at the screen, Klaus had his good hand over his mouth, and I saw a small little tear come out of Duncan's eye.
"Klaus," Duncan said quietly, "How'd you get to be so mean?"
"What did I do?"
"You hurt Isadora's feelings!" Duncan yelled at him.
"No, I didn't-see-what?" Klaus stuttered.
"LIES!" Duncan accused.
"But thats not even me! Why should I have to explain myself?"
"We all turned our heads to Bea, confused by her sudden outburst.
"I felt left out…"
"See what you do, Klaus!" Duncan yelled. "You just got to hurt everyone or you don't feel accomplished!"
"Duncan, I think you-" I started.
"Don't worry, Isadora!" Duncan hugged my head. "If you start to feel depressed, I just want you to know that I am here for you! And I can beat up Klaus if you need me to!"
"I didn't do anything!"
"LIES!" Duncan pushed Klaus off the bed.
"Ow!" Klaus cried from the floor. "Whatever happened to being nice to the crippled? I still have a broken arm, you know!"
Duncan threw a needle that he found earlier at him.
"Ow! Duncan, are you trying to kill me? This needle is stuck in my skin!"
"Eww, Klaus!" I made a face. "What did I tell you about self body piercings?"
"To sterilize the needle first…" he said quietly.
"Klaus!" I yelled jokingly.
"Wha…is this a taco? Klaus held up a messy taco that broke in his hands and fell on his face.
"Aw!" Be a whined. She leaned over me and Duncan to look at Klaus on the floor. "You broke my taco!"
"Tacos are the enemy!" Duncan yelled, and then he yelled a war cry. We had to hold him back before he could spit on the taco remains on Klaus' face.
We eventually got back to the story because Duncan declared, "I want to get to the part where I punch Klaus' face in!"
Klaus' face became fearful. "I don't want to get to that part."
Fortunately for him, that part never came.
At the end, the girl went off somewhere because Klaus left her to be with Isadora and they all lived Happily Ever After! The End!
As Duncan, Klaus and were fixing to leave, Duncan put his arms around me and Klaus an said, "I knew you two would see the true love you have for each other in the end!"
"Are you kidding?"Klaus protested, "You tried to kill me! I'm still bleeding from that needle!"
"But thats nothing compared to true love!"Duncan said in a high pitched voice.
"Yeah, Klaus," I smiled, "Get with the love!"
"You know you just sounded like a hippy," Klaus smirked.
"And you sound like a jerk," I said enthusiastically.
"Come on, you can't resist the Baudelaire!"
"Yeah, right!"
"You can't handle the truth!"
Duncan put his head on Bea's shoulder. "So much love, Bea, so much love…"
I raised an eyebrow. "When pigs fly."
Klaus crossed his arms. "When Isadoras learn to love."
"Have fun waiting, Klaus," I smirked.
We were interrupted by Mr. Snicket walking in the room. "If my wife comes in asking about a missing pie…none of us know anything…"
And with that, we chased him down for pie.
Oh my gosh it took me forever to fix those last lines. :p But I'm finally done! :D Does that website sound familiar? Thought so. X) The stories she talked about were real, but I think they got deleted. And the Percy Jackson fix was written by friend but she hasn't uploaded it yet, but its really good.
Review please and thank you!
"I'm waiting, waiting, just waiting, waiting out side the lines…"
~Waiting Outside the Lines by Greyson Chance
Bye, everyone!
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