Hey all! Me again, the woman you adore and obey without hesitation, now read slaves! Then click the pretty blue button and I'll smile at you! A real treat!

So, Jade and I are now playing this really fun game, it's called "Ignore the Elephant in the Room". So far, so good.

Well, school's starting next week, and that can only mean one thing. SCHOOL! Wow, that really wasn't funny. I am not a funny person. I mean I try and all, but I really should stick to just looking cool. I don't though. Or maybe I do. The other day, a girl noticed me. ACTUAL GIRLS! Not even the weird kind that you buy for in a store to hang on your wall. They always look at the camera otherwise known as your face, but this time there is a real girl. REAL GIRL! A REAL, BREATHING, LIVING, 3D GIRL WHO NOTICED ME! YAY!

"Beck. We are getting ice cream. Grab your coat, your mommy might cry if you don't." Jade said, snapping my out of my fantasy world.

Bye fantasy world, see you tonight in my dreams ;)

I grab my "cool" leather jacket and Jade and I start walking.

Half way there though, we stop in a coffee shop.

"Jade? Why are we in a coffee shop, neither of us drink coffee..." I cautiously ask. Jade can get me in trouble in the weirdest places sometimes.

"I need to get coffee so that hot guy over there thinks I'm older than what I am, Beck, just stay back a little and give me money."

"What? No! I will have no part in this madness!"

"Give it over, Beck! Now!" She death glares me to the max. I would have laughed, but we were in public so I preferred to not get my hair chopped off in the middle of the night like she often threatens. So I just rolled my eyes and gave my evil friend the cash. She walks up to the register with an air that just says "More Mature Than Thou".

The boy doesn't notice her. Jade frowns.

Just then, three girls walked over to me.

I think they were, Yes! YES! FLIRTING! I AM THE MASTER OF ALL!

Jade sighs and turns around to see me surrounded by pretty people.

She stomps over and grabs my arm.

The death glare was sent out and the girls screamed and ran away as Jade dragged me out of the cafe.

"What the hell was that for, Jade? Those girls wanted to talk to me! What's the problem?"

"They were irritating me." Jade says through her teeth.

'Look' I said to myself 'I think I see an elephant.'

QUESTION: BIGGEST ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM YOU EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH?
During a school play, we had no changing rooms for the dress rehearsal, so we all, boys and girls, changed together backstage. Awkward.

All My Love

Ella Lea