Disclaimer: Don't own anything but the slightly changed plotline.
Did you know that the guy who plays Fez sings? Cuz I sure didn't.
Warning: Implied child abuse in this chapter
Hyde sighed heavily in annoyance, cracking his neck as he listened to Jackie's irritating song for what seemed like the tenth time. Everyone else had equally annoyed expressions on their faces, Kelso messing with a Frisbee on the couch, Fez leaning behind him, Donna beside him. Eric was easily ignoring it, writing on his newspapers.
"Okay, I just wanna listen to the guitar solo one more time," Jackie said, walking to the radio.
"Not again," Hyde groaned, "Use the headphones."
She made a face at him, sticking out her tongue as she held up the wire, before plugging it in and listening to her music alone.
"Good, now wrap the cord around your neck..." Hyde muttered darkly when her ears were covered. Donna snickered, Jackie remaining oblivious as she danced to the music.
"Hey, would you guys respect me if I worked at the town dump?" Eric asked suddenly.
"The town dump?" Donna asked, "No."
"Now the state dump," Hyde added, pointing at him with raised eyebrows.
"Why're you looking for a job?" Donna asked as he went back to writing.
"Everything cost money," He muttered, "Gas, clothes... fun."
"Dates," Kelso added, "Dates cost money.
"No, Kelso, that is prostitution," Fez said.
"Dating is prostitution, man, only you don't always get what you pay for," Hyde said, shooting Jackie's dancing figure a look. She caught his look, lowering her headphones slightly.
"What?" She asked.
"Nothin', doll," He smiled fakely, "I didn't say anything."
She shot him a suspicious look, placing the headphones on the player.
"Well," Donna snickered at them, "I'm goin' home for dinner."
"Oh, hey," She suddenly turned back to them, "Mom and Dad are goin' to the Playboy club in Lake Geneva this weekend. You guys want souvenirs?"
"Ooo." - Kelso
"Ashtrays." - Hyde
"A woman." - Fez
"You're parents are gonna be out of town," Jackie looked at Eric slyly, "Really?"
"Yup," Donna answered, looking at Eric, but he remained oblivious, eyes on his paper, "But, I mean, I'll be babysitting my sister, Tina, all weekend. Just me. Alone. Watching TV... I might order a pizza."
"Oh!" Kelso hopped up suddenly, "I gotta an idea!"
Hyde shook his head, smirking as Kelso stood between the girls.
"We'll have a party at Donna's," He said, wrapping an arm around her shoulders, "A toga party!"
"Kelso," Jackie interrupted, "Maybe Donna doesn't wanna throw a party. Maybe she wants to be alone."
"Yeah," Donna said, looking at Eric again, "Just me. Alone. If someone happens to stop by, that'd be great."
"So we're on," Kelso smiled stupidly, "I'll bring the beer."
"Donna," Fez smiled excitedly, "I've never been to an American party, may I come?"
"Sure, whatever," Donna said, frustrated before looking at Eric again, "Yeah, so, uh, Eric... are you gonna be there?"
"Hm?" He looked up from his paper for a brief moment, "Uh, oh, yeah, sure. Sounds fun."
"Cool," Donna smiled, "I'll catch you guys later." She exited the basement, shaking her head at Eric and Kelso's stupidity.
"Yeah!" Kelso cheered, sitting on the arm of the couch, "Party at Donna's!"
Jackie smacked him and Eric on the back of the heads with both hands, "You are both so stupid!"
"Wha- why?" Eric asked. Jackie gave him a frustrated look, walking over to a smirking Hyde and sunk into his lap with crossed arms and pursed lips.
"Well this is a first," Hyde said, loosely wrapping an arm around her waist, "I actually agree with Jackie." He got a smack on the chest for that one.
"You're sayin' that I'm stupid?" Eric asked.
Jackie rolled her eyes heavily as Hyde answered, "Donna just put on the full court press, man, and you dropped the ball."
"What're you talking about? All she said was that she'd be alone Saturday night with a pizza and, oh God, I'm so stupid."
Hyde, Donna, and Jackie sat in the basement later that night, Fe and Kelso having gone home and Eric upstairs eating dinner. Hyde sat in his usual chair, Donna on the couch, Jackie on the deep freeze, eating a popsicle.
"So big party Saturday night," Hyde smirked.
"Whoopee," Donna muttered sarcastically.
Hyde chuckled, "I can't believe Forman missed all of those signals."
"What signals," Donna mumbled, a bit embarrassed.
Hyde smirked, using a high pitched, girly voice, "Oh no, poor me, all alone in my big house. Just me and my nightie ("Steven!") If only there were some scrawny little neighbor boy here."
"He's not scrawny and oh my God, everybody knows!"
Donna and Hyde suddenly got into a patient and therapist position, Hyde bouncing a pen he found on the coffee table against his lips. Jackie couldn't hold back a smile at the sight.
"I just wanted to spend some time with him alone," Donna muttered, "And now I can't."
"Uh huh. And how does that make you feel?"
"Frustrated. It's frustrating as hell! I mean, I really put myself out there."
"Mmm. And are you having trouble sleeping at night."
"Sometimes..."
"And... would you sleep better if you had a scrawny little neighbor boy next to you?"
Jackie burst into giggles, Donna shooting her and Hyde an annoyed look.
Jackie giggled into Hyde's mouth, the sensation of his tongue slowly running over the roof of his mouth causing tingles. His lips twitched against hers at the sound, and she moaned lightly when he slid his tongue along hers. They were sitting on her bed, one of his legs curled up, the other hanging off the side of the bed, his foot on the floor, hands resting on her waist. She was in his lap, her legs locked behind his waist, hands in his hair. (Okay, think of their make out pose in the episode Magic Bus, cuz that's where I got the idea for this scene from)
She slid her hands down, running them over his shoulders as she pressed her chest against his, and he slid his hands up her shirt.
She suddenly pulled away, "Steven, are you going down to Fatso Burger with Eric?"
He snorted, "Do I really look like I can get a job, Jackie?"
She stared at him, eyes narrowed and lips pursed before she suddenly smile, "Yeah, good point."
She restarted their kiss and he lied her back on the bed, his body hugging hers.
"First of all, people who work in Fatso Burger are special."
Eric paid close attention to Rickey's words, Kelso doing the same with an open-mouthed grin. Hyde looked half asleep, while Fez simply grinned.
"Well, I know you're lookin' at me and wondering 'How do I get where Rickey is?' Well, if you work hard, pay attention, and use the proper finger release technique on the snap comp dispenser, you could be me."
Hyde rolled his eyes. Oh, gag me.
"Now let's get started. Why do you want a career at Fatso Burger?"
"I just think it will be a wonderful experience," Eric answered, sucking up to him.
"My best friend's girlfriend's dad owns it," Kelso grinned.
"I like the uniforms," Fez smiled.
"To unionize the workers, man," Hyde smirked, using a tone that made him sound completely stoned.
"What do you consider your best quality?"
"Well, I'm a real people person," Eric smiled.
"I don't answer stupid questions," Hyde said snidely, pursing his lips in an annoyed smile.
"I speak Dutch," Fez said happily.
"My eyes," Kelso answered immediately, "Oh... and I guess my butt, too."
"Name something about yourself that you consider to be a weakness."
"I allow people to boss me around," Eric said simply.
"I love chocolate," Fez breathed out in a unsettling tone.
"I'm brutally honest," Hyde answered before deadpanning, "Pinhead."
"Ummm," Kelso placed a finger to his lips, leaning back in thought, completely falling backwards.
"Where do you see yourself in five years?"
"Fatso Burger," Eric answered immediately.
"I'm wearing gold chains," Fez said excitedly.
"Rock star," Kelso said quickly, "No, wait, movie star. No... yeah, rock star."
"Prison," Hyde deadpanned.
Rickey couldn't stop himself from dropping his head to his hands, wondering where in the hell these kids came from.
"Well, I'd like to thank you all very much for coming here," Rickey looked at all of them, ignoring Kelso's outstretched hand and turning straight to Eric, "Eric, congratulations, you are a new member of the Fatso Burger family."
"And I want you to be nice to your sister, Donna, don't make Tina eat dirt," Midge scolded, "I mean it."
"And no boys," Bob ordered, "They only want one thing and it's a... dirty, dirty thing they want."
Eric swung around the corner, still wearing the nice shirt and tie he wore to his job interview.
"Hey, lookin' sharp, there, Eric," Bob greeted before wrapping an arm around his shoulder, "Hey, listen, you think you could make sure no guys are hangin' around Donna this weekend?"
Eric stuck his tongue into the inside of his cheek in an annoyed manner before pursing his lips and giving a single slow nod, "Sure thing, Mr. Pinciotti."
Bob patted Eric's cheek with a smile before he and Midge walked inside.
"So," Eric smiled, "I got a job."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, seems I really Fatso Burger material... and I really wish I hadn't just said that."
"No, no, it was... cool. Um... so are you still coming to the party on Saturday?"
"Ah... I mean, I work late on Saturday, but, I mean, if I get off early, I'd, like, uh... stop by..."
"Sounds good."
"Yeah..., but, um, I mean, I might be really late, so... everyone else might be... gone."
"Well, um... ya know, if I'm still up, I'd leave the light on if... you want me to."
"Ye- oh, uh, I mean, yeah, cuz that way, with the light on, I couldn't... fall."
"Yeah... sounds good."
Donna ended the nervous conversation, making her way to her door.
"Uh, Donna," She turned to him, "Uh... that light?" He pointed to her porch light, his eyes nervous.
"Oh. Yeah."
"Well, here's my minimum wage friend," Hyde grinned as he walked into Fatso Burger, Jackie, Kelso, and Fez trailing behind him, "I demand service!" He teased, slapping his hands on the counter.
"Welcome to Fatso Burger, how may I serve you?" Eric asked robotically, a pained smile on his face. Hyde couldn't hold back a snicker.
"Oh," He sighed happily, "That is so sad, burger boy." Next to him, Jackie began giggling.
"Okay, so Kelso Stupid and Fez Foreign want burgers," Hyde ordered, "I want fries, what do you want, doll?"
"Umm... just a shake. But I'm swiping your fries."
"Fair enough."
The two took their seats while they waited on the food, Jackie and Hyde together on one side of the table, Fez and Kelso on the other.
"I'm so glad you're not working here, Steven," Jackie smiled, "I wouldn't be able to see you whenever I wanted to."
He threw her a smirk, leaning down and capturing her lips in a soft kiss. Just as the kiss was starting to deepen, Fez's voice pulled them apart.
"Please stop touching each other," He begged, "It gives me needs."
Jackie looked down at the table with wide eyes and a flushed face, Kelso staring at Fez strangely. Hyde simply shot a rather impressive death glare in Fez's direction, making him shrink back a little.
Hyde sat in one of Donna's lawn chairs with Jackie curled up in his lap. He had his arms wrapped around her and his face buried in her neck. Donna sat across from them on the arm of another lawn chair, bobbing her head to the music, and watching the party guests mingle.
Suddenly, Kelso rounded the corner with Shelly close behind him; he was wearing a toga and she had her arms crossed and an annoyed look on her face. (Shelly is the girl from the episode "Eric's Panties." I just thought using Pam Macy as a replacement for Jackie was a little overused)
"TOGA! TOGA! TOG-!" He shouted, coming to a sudden stop when he saw that no one else had gone through with his idea.
"Hey, man, nice dress," Hyde smirked, his chin resting in the crook of Jackie's neck. He suddenly frowned, irked, "You brought three beers, meathead?"
"Steven, I'm here," Jackie whined, "Why would you even need beer?" He smirked again, tightening his hold on her and re-burying his face in her neck. Kelso handed a beer to Donna and sat another on the end table next to Hyde, keeping one for himself and Shelly.
"Hey, Fez," Donna greeted, seeing him make his way over to their seats, Kelso and Shelly sitting in the long lawn chair she was leaning against.
"Good evening, Donna, now," Fez looked around, "Which one of these ladies are easy?"
Hyde chuckled into Jackie's neck at that, his breath making her shiver a little.
"Donna!" Donna looked up at the sound of her sister's voice, Tina walking out the door, "Some of your creepy friends are using Dad's stereo!"
"Hey!" Donna called out, "No one's allowed in the house!"
"Hello, pretty lady," Fez grinned perversely at Tina. "Hi," She smiled back, having no idea what she was getting herself into.
"She's not a pretty lady, she my sister and she fourteen," Donna gave Tina a warning look.
"You know, in my country-"
"It's illegal here," Hyde interrupted, looking up for a brief moment before going back to Jackie's neck.
"Oh, I see..." Fez backed off immediately, and Tina rolled her eyes, brushing passed him to mingle.
"Michael," Shelly said, "Let's go inside."
"Ohohohhkay," He grinned, following her. Donna rolled her eyes, watching them go. They had better not taint her house.
"God," She sighed angrily, "This party sucks."
Hyde looked up, resting his chin in the crook of Jackie's neck again, "You know what you need," He grinned, "Your scrawny little neighbor boy. Why don't you take off, Jackie n' I 'll watch the kids." Jackie nodded quickly in agreement, smiling at Donna.
"Really?" Donna smiled, "Thanks, Hyde."
But his face was already back in Jackie's neck. She rolled her eyes again. They had better not taint anything either.
Shelly giggled as Michael kissed her, stumbling into the bedroom.
"Ooo, a waterbed!" He said excitedly when he broke the kiss, sitting onto the bed and letting it shake. He smiled at her goofily, "Well, come on Shelly, welcome aboard the U.S.S. Kelso."
She rolled her eyes, but smiled and straddled his lap, grabbing his face to kiss him again. He wrapped his arms tightly around her and she shifted, furrowing her eyebrows confusedly.
"Michael," She broke the kiss, "Something feels wet."
He stared at her with an open mouth, dazed. Dear Penthouse.
"No, no, Michael!" She hopped off his lap, "You popped the waterbed!"
He quickly began running his hands over the bed, searching for the break, "Oh, uh... it must of been my roach clip."
Shelly through her arms up, storming out of the room, "God, you idiot!"
"Hey," Donna smiled, walking into Fatso Burger.
"Hey," Eric smiled happily, "Oh, uh, I mean, welcome to Fatso Burger, how- how, ah screw it... Hey, so what're you doin' here?"
"Bored," She answered simply.
"You left your own party to come see me?"
"Yeah, well... it's not much of a party without you there."
"... You're so queer."
"Shut up," Donna giggled, "Um... Eric, the only reason I told you my parents were going away is cuz... I wanted to hang out... alone."
"Yeah, I know, it's just, uh..." Eric trailed off with a long pause before looking up at her, "Look, Donna, I'm sorry. Okay, I would love to come over, but... this is my job. It's work, ya know, and work isn't fun, it's... work and... only quitters quit."
"Well as long as you know what's important," Donna mumbled disappointedly, "I'll, uh.. see you around."
Hyde sat in the lawn chair closest to the fence, one leg stretched out onto the table. Jackie sat on the stretched out leg, leaning into him, arms crossed with a bored expression. Kelso, Shelly, and Fez sat on the long lawn chair, finishing their beer.
Hyde tilted his head back, finishing off the rest of his beer before crushing the can and lazily tossing it to the trash. He missed.
Fez watched, deciding to try it himself. He couldn't do it. "Ay!" He whimpered, hurting his fingers, making Jackie and Shelly laugh silently, their shoulders shaking. Pouting, he angrily toss the can toward the trash, missing as well.
"Well what'd ya know, Kelso, we're out of beer," Hyde sighed sarcastically. Kelso simply shrugged, holding his hands up.
"Ya know what," Hyde grinned, "Forman's old man's gotta fridge in the garage and I know he's got beer in it."
Jackie rolled her eyes.
Kelso tripped in the dark, causing a loud crash to echo in the garage. Hyde immediately and angrily shushed him before turning back to the fridge. They opened it, the light shining in the dark room, grabbing a few cans.
Car lights suddenly shined on them, making the three jump and let out screams.
Red stood next to the car door, grinning menacingly at them.
"IT WAS HIS IDEA!" Kelso shouted, pointing at Fez.
"Remind to kick your ass," Fez breathed out, holding his quickly beating heart.
"Uh, hey," Hyde stuttered with a nervous grin, "Red. Uh... is-is Forman around?"
"Well..." Red held up a beer, snapping it open, "He sure as hell isn't in that fridge."
Eric stood outside Donna's door, preparing to knock. But before his hand could reach, it opened up, revealing Bob.
"Mr. Pinciotti," He stuttered, "You're home, uh... good."
"Yeah," Bob smiled, crossing him arms, "Came home early, missed the kids too much. Hey, what're you doing here?"
"Uh... I... noticed someone left your porch light on..."
"Wow," Bob muttered, impressed, "You can't even see that from your house. Good eye. You know, that's what I like about you, Eric. I asked you to look after Donna, and here you are, hangin' around here in the middle of the night, doin' your job. You're a good guy, Eric, I don't care what they say about you."
"Hah!" He suddenly laughed, "Got you!" He patted Eric on the shoulder, heading back inside.
"Well, I was just gonna-"
"Yeah, off you go."
"Kay..."
"Night, then," Eric mumbled. "Goodnight, Eric." The words were whispered loudly so he could hear them, and he glanced up at Donna's window.
Smiling, he strutted back home, his mood turned around.
He quit his job the next night.
Jackie gently pulled her lips from Steven's, the hands cupping his neck rubbing their thumbs back and forth soothingly over the skin behind his ears. He had decided to take her home after Red caught them with his beer; he was going to go straight home, Edna's new boy toy making it clear it was in his best interest to not break his new curfew, but he got... distracted. Jackie made it very easy to get distracted.
"Jackie," His voice was lowered, "I should go."
She pouted at him. She didn't know about this new guy, and there was no way he was gonna freak her out and worry her by telling her about him, but he needed to get home before 'Uncle' Ian got pissy.
She suddenly smiled at him softly, a shy look in her eyes, "Do you wanna take a shower."
He looked at her, his eyes half-lidded, mouth slightly opened in a daze.
"Really, man?" The whispered words were soft and hoarse, and he ran his hands over her waist.
She kept her soft smile, gently pushing him up by his chest so she could leave the bed, walking toward the bathroom in the far side of the bedroom. He stared after her for a moment, completely caught off guard, before he speedily hopped from the bed, walking after her.
He watched as she started the shower before turning to face him, and he immediately pulled her closer by the hips, using the time it would take them to strip down to let the water warm up.
She began unbuttoning his shirt, keeping her eyes on his chest as he slid his hands up her loose shirt. She felt him flick at her bra clasp only once before it came undone and she bit her lip when he ran his fingers over her spine. He pushed her away slightly to lift her shirt over her head, sliding off her bra straight after. She ran her hands over his exposed chest and under his undone shirt, sliding it and his vest off his shoulders. He began kissing her neck as he buttoned her pants, and she slid her hands down his chest, stomach, and lower waist, letting her nails lightly scratch his skin, to the clasp of his belt buckle, snapping it open.
He grabbed her hands, removing them from him and kneeled on to the floor, gently pulling her jeans and underwear from her hips and down further. She held onto his shoulders as he helped her step out of the garments, tightening her grip and moaning softly when he began placing wet kisses on her inner thighs.
"Steven..."
He stood up, gently walking her back toward the shower, kissing her neck, pulling his jeans down and using his feet to remove his boots. She backed into the shower, letting the warm water fall over her as he removed he jeans completely, taking his socks with them. He stepped into the shower with her, a hand caressing her hip as she stood on her toes, wrapping her arms around his neck and pulling him down into a deep kiss, letting his tongue dominate her mouth.
He ran his hands over her hips, bottom, and back in a possessive fashion, her chest pressed tightly against his, her breasts crushed against him. He pulled his mouth away from hers, peppering kisses along her jaw to behind her ear and down her neck. She let out a short, soft moan when he opened his mouth against the crook of her neck, placing wet kisses on the skin there.
Hyde released a satisfied breath against her shoulder. This was so worth whatever crap Ian was gonna give him.
*smiling widely* ... Are you tired of me teasing you with the sexy scenes? Huh? Huh? I bet you are.
Anyways, I fell off my front porch and ended up breaking my leg in five different places (fun right?) and the doctor put me on bed leave for a little while. Now I have nothing better to do than sleep, watch TV, and mess around on the computer. Lucky for me, my professors are nice enough to send me assignments through e-mail so I can keep up. But, like I said, I'm on bed leave with nothing better to do, so... constant updates for you! Yay! :)
That is until the painkillers put me to sleep, so... ya know...
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