Disclaimer: Don't own anything but the slightly changed plotline.
Now about Shelly. She will be taking Jackie's place as Kelso's girlfriend, but she'll only be a reoccurring character, like Caroline or Nina, and will not appear in every episode that had involved Jackie and Kelso, only the ones that actually need her.
Warning: Sexual content
Jackie giggled when Steven playfully pushed her into the seat, covering her mouth with his own after he closed the door. He had convinced her to cut class, picking the lock on the backseat of Eric's Cruiser before kissing her deeply. He was a bad influence; before she met him, she never cut class, or snuck out, or skinny dipped. She had a reputation, after all. But Steven made her want to do these things; she wanted to be able to impress him, to keep him interested, and she was delightful that it seemed to work, too.
She moaned softly, running her hands through his hair when he slid his tongue over hers, moving a hand up her red shirt and khaki vest. She arched her back, gripping the back of his shirt when he cupped a breast through her bra, giving it a gentle squeeze.
They both jumped, Hyde tensing up when the front doors suddenly opened, the sound of laughter following. They felt the car shake when Donna and Eric took their seats, slamming the doors shut and starting the car.
Hyde pulled his hand from Jackie's shirt, helping her straighten out her clothes and hair before sitting up, "Why are we moving?"
Eric and Donna released startled yelps, turning their attention to them as Jackie sat up as well, running a hand down her hair.
"Hyde!" Eric yelped, "You're in my car! Why're you in my car!?... Wait, how did you get in my car?"
"It's Hyde, Eric, do you really hafta ask?" Donna smiled before taking in Jackie's flushed face, teasing "Did you have fun?" Jackie threw her a nasty look, but Hyde smirked, wrapping an arm around her shoulders, "I had loads of fun." Jackie smacked his chest, pouting.
"Hey, why're you guys here, anyway?" Hyde asked, leaning back in his seat, Jackie resting against him with crossed arms.
"I cut class," Eric smiled proudly.
"... No, seriously, was there a fire drill?" Hyde asked Donna.
"Hey, I ditched class before," Eric said indignantly.
"Awww, I think Oppie's getting mad, Steven," Jackie cooed, making Hyde snicker.
"Hey, what'd I tell you about callin' me Oppie?"
"Oppie, look out for that keg in the middle of the road!"
"Whoa." - Eric
"It's a keg." - Hyde
"Of beer." - Donna
"It must be a sign." - Hyde
"Of beer... Oh, that's it, I'm cuttin' class every day." - Eric
Jackie just rolled her eyes.
"Where did you find it?" Fez asked in awe as he watched Kelso and Hyde carry the keg to the basement shower. Donna, Eric, and Jackie stood next to him, moving out of the way to give Hyde and Kelso room.
"Drivin' down the road, man, and there she was," Hyde answered as he and Kelso set the keg in the shower.
"Oh, it was a beer in the headlights," Fez laughed, shaking his head, "That is my first American joke."
"Wow," Eric smiled excitedly, "How often do you find a mysterious keg of free beer?"
"Only once in a while," Kelso smiled, not noticing the stupid look Jackie shot him.
"You're right, man, you're absolutely right," Hyde nodded, "And when God gives you beer, you gotta-"
"Kill a virgin," Fez smiled.
A small pause.
"No," Eric said, looking at him strangely before smiling, "Throw a party."
"Go for it, Eric," Donna encouraged, patting him on the shoulder.
"If Forman's throwin' a party, people'll only show up for the beer, then leave," Hyde said, smirking, "I say we charge 'em for it."
"Yeah," Eric nodded, "Uh, two bucks a head."
"Two bucks a head," Kelso murmured, showing an expression of deep thought, "A keg is equivalent to seven cases, that's a hundred and sixty-eight beers. If we give three bears a piece-"-
"No way, man," Hyde interrupted, not looking at all put out by Kelso sudden smarts like the others were, "Sophomores'll drink, maybe, one."
"True."
"And freshmen'll only drink half."
"So that averages out to 1.5 beers per person. Which means, we can invite 120 people, and that's 224 bucks."
"Cash."
"Which is... decent," Hyde smirked. The others stared, wondering if, maybe Kelso wasn't stupid, just... incredibly naive.
"Okay," Eric suddenly said, "Grab some ice out of the deep freeze, I'll grab the tub," He made his way to one of the back rooms of the basement as Hyde went for the deep freeze.
"Hey, gang," Kitty smiled, walking downstairs with her nurse's uniform in hand, causing Kelso, Donna, and Fez to swiftly close the shower curtain, they and Jackie quickly facing Kitty.
"Oh, don't mind me," She said as Hyde stood next to Jackie and the others with two bags of ice in hand, "I just came down here to do an emergency pre-soak on my nurse's uniform."
"You remember Mr. Wilbern, the fireman?" She asked as she placed her uniform in the washing machine, "Well, he came in today with a sebaceous cyst, which is, a-a pocket of fluid, that's kind of like a pussy bath oil bead in your skin. And you think it's solid, but if you take an instrument and you pierce the core-"
Throughout her little speech, she never noticed the disgusted or horrified looks on the kids' faces, or Kelso's flinching at the word 'pierce'... or even Fez's perverse smile.
She cut herself off when she noticed Eric walking out of one of the rooms with a tub, "Well, hey there, Snicklefritz, what're you doin' with that tub?"
"Oh, the tub..." Eric stuttered, "We were just... uh... wor-working on a class project."
"But Jackie's a year younger than you all."
"I know, Mrs. Forman," Jackie smiled, "But I just wanted to help out because I... love helping people."
"Oh, well that's nice," Kitty smiled, oblivious to Jackie's strained tone, "What're you doing?"
"Uh..." Eric trailed off.
"We're making a volcano," Hyde smirked, tossing the ice in the tub before looking at Eric patronizingly, "Snicklefritz."
"Out of ice? Well," Kitty smiled, "I think it might melt." She laughed at her own joke, and the kids gave reluctant, fake laughs.
"Well, we gotta go," Eric used a fake, enthusiastic voice, "Let's move it, gang."
"Well, okay, have fun," Kitty said as she made her way up the stairs.
"Guys, we gotta get the keg out of here," Eric whispered.
"Well, where're we having the party?" Donna asked.
Hyde looked at Jackie, a big, fake smile on his face, and she looked back with annoyed eyes and crossed arms. Finally she sighed in annoyance, "Whatever, Steven, you can use our secret make out place."
"Secret make out place?" Donna asked.
Hyde slid his lips along Jackie's neck, her arms wrapped around him and gripping the backs of his shoulders. She was leaned up against the wall of the empty pool, using the curve between the floor and the wall to increase her height slightly. Hyde had an arm propped up against the wall, the other cupping the side of her neck he wasn't mouthing.
The others stood behind them, fiddling with the keg, now sitting in the tub of ice, a couple lawn chairs set up behind them.
"Empty pool, empty house, full keg," Donna smiled, "Sure know how to show a girl a good time."
"Yeah, well," Eric smiled, "I don't color outside the lines often, but when I do, jump back, little red."
"It doesn't matter when ya ate, Fez!" Kelso yelled up at Fez, who was sitting on the edge of the pool, "Just get in the pool!"
"If I get a cramp, it will be on your head," Fez said before grabbing onto the ladder to climb down.
"Okay," Jackie gently shoved Hyde away, walking toward the others, him following close behind, "Hurry up and drink your keg."
"Hurry up and drink a keg?" Hyde asked incredulously, giving her a strange look. She simply shrugged at him, giving him a 'what?' look.
"Well," Donna shrugged, "You heard her, let's drink beer."
"Me first," Eric said immediately.
"No way, I spotted it," Donna added.
"Hey, I saw it, too, I just didn't say anything."
"You saw a keg and you didn't say anything?" Hyde growled, "Back of the line!"
"Alright," Kelso smiled, "How do you get the beer out?"
"Through the tap," Hyde grinned, rubbing his hands together.
"What tap?"
A short pause.
"Noooooo!" Hyde cried dramatically, kneeling down to hug the keg, leaning his head on it.
"Steven, it's okay," Jackie soothed, running a hand through Hyde's hair, her other arm on his upper back. She was kneeling next to him, his head still against the keg, still hugging it.
"No, there's no tap," He mumbled dejectedly.
"Oh, I know," Jackie pouted sympathetically, scratching her nails on his scalp.
"O-kay," Donna said, a little put off by the sight, "Well, we kinda need a tap."
"Oh!" Kelso cried, digging through his pocket, "I got my Swiss Army Knife."
Hyde lifted his head, shooting him a dark look, "Oh, good, we can widdle the beer out."
"Alright, look," Donna said as Hyde and Jackie stood, Jackie rubbing his arms in an attempt to wipe the pissed look from his face, "They sell taps at the liquor store."
"Yeah, and who's got the money to buy it?" Hyde asked, annoyed.
Cue all eyes turning to Jackie.
"Oh, yeah right, Steven," She said snidely.
"Hey, I've got gas money," Eric said, holding up the bills.
"No, Eric, we're not gonna take your gas money," Donna said.
"Hey, it doesn't matter, by the end of the night, we'll have made over 200 dollars."
"Yeah," Kelso cheered. Eric shoved the money toward him, "And guess who's buying the tap," He grinned. Kelso took the money and hopped up the ladder just as two others made their way toward the pool, using the ladder after Kelso's departure.
"Welcome to the pool, I am your host, Fez," Fez grinned, holding out his hand, "Two dollars please." The boys handed him the money.
"I don't get what's up with Eric," Donna smiled, she, Jackie, and Hyde leaning against the pool wall, Jackie's arms crossed, Hyde's arm hanging loosely off her shoulders.
"Well," Hyde smirked, tightening his hold on Jackie and pulling her toward him, "It seems to me that the scrawny little neighbor boy is willing to engage in criminal action for that saucy red head next door."
"Shut up," Donna said embarrassedly, "How do you know he's not doing this to impress his friends? You know, peer pressure."
Jackie gave Donna a look while Hyde leered, "Cuz his friends aren't saucy."
"Kelso's saucy," Donna grinned at the affronted look on Hyde's face and the incredulous one on Jackie's.
"Kelso?" He said in disbelief, "Please, I'm saucier 'n Kelso."
"Yes, you are," Jackie said playfully, hugging him from the side. He grinned and brought his head lower, covering her mouth with his. Donna watched the two make out with an incredulous expression on her face.
God, they're worse than Kelso and Shelly.
Donna held up the broken tap in disbelief, "It's broken."
Kelso held up a roll of duck tape with a 'duh' look on his face, "I got duct tape."
"Duct tape?" Hyde asked from his lawn chair, Jackie curled up in his lap, "Do you know how much pressure runs through this tap?"
"I gotta whole roll of duct tape," Kelso smiled stupidly.
"I can't work like this," Hyde muttered irritantly, gently lifting Jackie from his lap and walking over to Eric.
"Forman, you need to get your dad's tap. Now," He ordered, Jackie, Kelso, and Donna flanking him from behind.
"My dad doesn't... have a tap," Eric trailed off. God, he was a terrible liar.
Hyde smiled fakely, placing his hands on Eric's shoulder, "Red's got bicentennial swizzle sticks. He's got fake lemons with real lemon juice. He got toothpicks shaped like swords, Red Forman is a cocktail dad. And cocktail dads have beer taps."
"C'mon, Eric," Kelso said as Hyde released his hold on him, "We never ask you for anything."
"Wha-you guys ask me for everything!" Eric cried indignantly.
"So, what's one more thing?"
"No... forget it. I've done enough today."
"Hey, Kelshmo!"
Kelso was suddenly grabbed from behind, pulled to face the idiots known as Destroy and Give-Back, flanking him.
"What, your tap is broken?" Destroy said angrily, "Why'd ya do something stupid like buy a stupid broken tap. Wha-what're you, stupid?"
"It wasn't broken until you broke it," Kelso gave them an incredibly stupid face, fed up.
There was a small pause as realization dawned on Destroys face, "Ohhh, man."
Give-Back put an arm around his shoulders, "Hey, don't beat yourself up, you had no idea. An-and besides, we gave it back."
"Yeah, broken," Hyde said snidely.
"Hey, lay off, alright, he feels bad enough already."
"Well, he should, cuz he's a moron," Eric nodded.
"What'd you say?" Give-Back asked angrily, he and Destroy getting in Eric's face.
"I said that you're both morons. What're you gonna do, you gonna beat me up? What, you weigh four hundred pounds together, it doesn't matter, the fact is the tap is broken and it's your fault. Morons!"
Destroy got into his face, punctuating his words with a jab to the chest, "You are so rude."
What? Hyde thought, Really, that's it?
"Give us our four bucks," Give-Back demanded.
"Okay. Fez?" Eric said and Fez walked over, holding out the bucket of money. Eric took out four bucks, but before Destroy and Give-Back could take them, he tore them in half, smiling at them fakely, "Familiar?" The two angrily walked off, carrying their torn money.
"Wow, Eric," Donna smiled, "You just tore their money."
"Yeah and I gave it back," Eric mimicked Destroy and Give-Back, Donna following his lead as they gave stupid laughs, "Yeah, that was great."
"But enough of this," Eric said dramatically running toward the pool ladder and climbing up it, addressing the party guests, "We came here to have a party and, God as my witness, there will be a party!"
Everyone cheered, holding up a fist in encouragement.
"Everyone in the deep end!" Jackie yelled, climbing into the pool, "My mother is showing the house!"
"Now?" Donna cried.
Jackie shot her a nasty look, "People. Work."
"Calm down, everyone!" Donna yelled as Jackie made her way over to Hyde in his lawn chair, sitting in his lap as the music was cut off and the party guests fell silent.
(Note: There was a different actress playing Pam Burkhart in this episode, but in this story the woman is going to be the one we're all familiar with, the promiscuous one)
"The deck is new," Pam Burkhart smiled as she showed her clients the house, wearing a business dress that showed a little too much skin to be considered professional, "And this lovely tile walkway leads directly to the pool-"
She cut herself off, looking down to see the pool filled with kids, her eyes darkening when she took in her daughter on that filthy boy's lap, her smile becoming strained, "Which is filled with some of the local children... Heavily Caucasian... nice neighborhood."
Eric excitedly grabbed the hose, using it the hop down the wall and into the pool, proudly holding up the tap for the keg, "I stole my dad's tap!"
There was a pause as he took in Donna, Fez, Kelso, and Hyde standing behind two police officers, his father's glaring face, and Bob looking up at him from his seat on the lawn chair.
"... Back from those thieves," Eric stuttered.
Red gave him a look that clearly said 'Dumbass.'
Jackie sighed dejectedly, hugging her stuffed unicorn closer. She was sitting on her bed, her legs curled under her, wearing her spaghetti-strapped, light pink nightie.
Her mother was the one who called the police, who showed up right when Red and Bob did. Her mother ordered her to get out of the pool (away from that dirty boy), and told her she was grounded for a week. Jackie doesn't see what difference it would make, though. Her parents aren't home enough to make sure she follows through with her punishment.
Jackie jumped, squeezing her unicorn tighter when her window suddenly opened, taking in Hyde's figure as he climbed through before closing it again. He grinned at her, and she gave a small smile as he walked over, lying next to her.
She set her unicorn aside before scooting down a little so she could lie her head on his chest. He immediately wrapped an arm around her shoulders, lowering his head to kiss her shoulder, exposed by her outfit.
"In trouble?" He muttered into skin. She shook her head, scooting up to lie on top of him, her legs and torso parallel to his, and wrapped her arms around his neck, his arms sliding up to wrap around her back.
"Not really," Jackie murmured, "She said I was grounded, but they're never home, so..."
"Mmm," Hyde mumbled before he just looked at her. He leaned his head up, capturing her lips, and she tightened her arms around his neck, fully responding. He rolled over so she was beneath him, running his hands up her sides and down again. He broke the kiss and began trailing down her neck, her hands sliding up to his hair. He left wet kisses on the crook of her neck, sliding a strap off her shoulder and flicking his tongue over the skin there.
"Jackie..." He mumbled, lips still on her skin.
"Hmm?" She whimpered back. He lifted his head to look her in the eye, and she bit her lip at the intense look in his.
"Jackie, I wanna try something," He muttered softly, gently rubbing his thumb back and forth over her cheek, "And if you don't like it, tell me, and I'll stop, okay?"
She looked up at him, and he felt something in his chest that he couldn't describe at the naked trust in her mismatched eyes. He's never felt that before; he didn't know what it was, but he wouldn't mind feeling it more often.
She gave a light nod, and he lowered his head back to her neck, pulling the other strap off her shoulder, lowering the top of her nightgown until her breasts were exposed to him. He slid his lips down her throat, leaving a wet trail over her collar bone and chest, and she gasped, gripping his shoulders tightly when he took a hardened nipple into his mouth. She let her head fall back, arching her chest into him when he began nibbling gently. He used one hand to cup the other in a warm palm, his other hand sliding down to her hip.
He gripped the fabric of her nightgown, bunching it up at the hips so he could slide it up, exposing her naked lower half to him. He removed his mouth from her breast, lifting the garment over her head, leaving her completely exposed, and slid his body down, placing kisses on her exposed abdomen. She gripped his hair, arching her stomach, panting quietly in anxiousness.
Jackie kept her head tilted back into the bed. Steven's breath was hot against her inner thighs, making her shiver. She could hear him rustling around, growing a bit nervous when he gripped the front of her thighs, lifting her legs over his shoulders, feeling the roughness of his jean jacket against her naked skin. Sure, he's seen her naked before, but she still hasn't let him... touch her down there, and she wondered if that's what was happening now.
He placed a kiss on her inner thigh, flicking his tongue just below her most intimate spot, and his mouth twitched a little when she arched her hips languidly, moaning softly.
Jackie released a soft noise of both surprise and pleasure, instinctively clamping her legs shut around Steven's head when he placed a lingering wet kiss on her moist folds, creating a smacking noise. She heard him chuckle breathily, using his hands to gently pry her legs apart, keeping them on his shoulders. He lowered his mouth back down her, and she moaned when he placed a slow lick on her, her grip in his hair tightening.
He lapped at her folds softly, contemplating sticking a finger inside, but knew she wasn't really ready for anything to enter her yet. She moved her hips lightly, moaning when he took her clit into his mouth before swirling his tongue around in a circle, then slid his tongue inside.
Jackie couldn't describe what she was feeling as he gently rubbed her clit with his thumb, twisting his tongue inside of her; she's never felt anything so good in her life, and she squirmed, her most intimate spot tingling. She can feel something unfamiliar building somewhere deep inside her, and he can feel her whole body tense in preparation for her orgasm.
And when she pours her juices into his mouth, he can't hold back a grin, his ego boosting at the sound of his name leaving her lips in a cry.
Yay, finally a full sexy scene! Now we're getting somewhere, right? :)
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