Disclaimer: Don't own anything but the slightly changed plotline. Also, took something from a Drake & Josh episode I saw, and there is a drabble about the moon in here that is in no way mine; can't find the name of the owner, though, so...
Okay, so only two people actually told me what they would like HJ to do for this chapter, and they were both different. I was like, noooo, why couldn't you be the same!? I like to make all my reviewers happy and stuff, ya know? But, I think I found a way to make everyone happy, with some HJ funtime and dancing :) This chapter is going to be filled with both HJ funtime and fluffiness! It's gonna be great! They're just gonna be hanging out, talking, dancing, spending the day together and stuff.
Oh, and I'd like to thank kenzimone for mentioning Jackie getting impatient at the club because it gave me an idea for an ending scene :)
But anyways, let's commence the funtime/fluffiness!
Warning: Sexual content
"Eric," Kitty said as she took a seat at the table, "You've hardly touched your breakfast."
"That's because I don't know what it is," Eric said flatly, staring at the odd dish in front of him. It seemed, out of all of them, Hyde was the only one who had no problem in eating it. Hyde did scrunch up his face with every bite, though it wasn't in disgust; it was more of a thoughtful expression.
"Well, it's, it's, it's eggs and hash and..." Kitty stuttered, "Surprises."
"Mom, why aren't you eating it?"
"Well, I just, I have never been a breakfast person."
Hyde stared at a piece of the meal hanging off his fork, chewing slightly, "Is this rabbit?"
"No," Kitty muttered, quickly taking a sip of her coffee.
"Mom," Laurie said with a blunt tone, "If Daddy gets a job, can we stop eating dog food?"
"Laurie, it is not dog food, and God, I hope so," Kitty muttered as Red entered the kitchen, wearing a rather nice business suite.
"So," He grinned, "Would you hire me?"
"I'd hire you, Daddy," Laurie smiled, "Especially if the position was World's Best Father."
Red grinned at her as he took a seat, but Eric just scrunched his face up.
"Oh, you make me sick," He mumbled.
"Is it horse?" Hyde asked.
Kitty gave him a shocked look, quickly shaking her head, "No, it is not horse!" She shook her head again before smiling at Red, standing from the table, "Honey, now I know you've been feeling just a little bit blue since the plant closed, so," she quickly stood from the table, walking toward the cupboard behind the table, grabbing a book from it, "I got you a present."
Red took the book, reading the title, "'You're Hired: The Essential Guide for Job Hunting'." Red shook his head a little, "Kitty, I don't need that. I've been working since I was sixteen, I've fought in two wars. Hell, I've killed people!" He quickly turned to the kids, "Now, I'm not sayin' I didn't enjoy it."
"No, Red," Kitty tapped his shoulder, "I just thought I'd give you a little edge."
"I don't need an edge. I'm Red Forman. I'm experienced, loyal, hard working."
"That's the trifecta of employ ability," Laurie smiled.
"Well, thanks sweetie," Red smiled, standing from his table as he gave her a kiss on the head, not noticing Eric's disgusted face.
"Good luck, Honey!"
"Bye, Daddy!"
"I got it!" Hyde grinned happily when the sliding door closed, "It's tongue!"
Laurie and Eric quickly turned to Kitty, who seemed frozen in place, glancing around the room nervously.
Hyde grinned at Eric, mock whispering in a rather mellow voice, "It's tongue." He ignored the slap Laurie gave him on the shoulder, taking a bite from his fork, grinning at her.
"Alright, it's official!" Donna cried as she ran into the basement, completely ignoring Fez's lack of clothes, "My parents are freaks!"
Eric and Kelso, sitting on the couch, glanced up at her for a moment before returning to their monopoly game. Hyde, with Jackie in his lap, didn't even glance up from his cards.
"Donna, that was official a long time ago," He deadpanned.
Donna ignored him, "Which one of you's my boyfriend again?"
Eric raised his hand, and Donna snapped her fingers, pointing at him, "Right! It's you! You're takin' me out of this stinkin' town! Tonight!"
"Wait, wait, Donna," Hyde said, glancing over at Fez, who sat in the lawn chair in nothing but his green briefs, "Don't you wanna know why Fez is in his undies?"
"No," Donna answered bluntly.
"It really is a crazy story," Fez smiled.
"Oh, I'll tell you a crazy story," Donna said, looking a bit worked up, "It all started, like, four minutes ago when I walked into my living room. My parents were doing yoga. Yoga! And then they told me that they were gonna explore tantric sex! I mean, God!"
"Ouch," Eric muttered, "You know what you need, Donna? Dirty, bad fun!"
"Thank you, Eric!"
"You want dirty, bad fun? Well, listen to this," Fez smiled, "I came here fully clothed-"
"Oh, I know!" Kelso exclaimed, "There's this new club that opened in Chicago. It's supposed to be, like, the hottest spot this side of Studio 54."
"Oh, my God, that's perfect!" Donna grinned excitedly.
"You wanna go?" Hyde asked Jackie, keeping his eyes on his cars as he shuffled through them.
"Um," Jackie glanced around, a bit of a guilty smile on her face, "No, Steven. My parents are going to be gone all day and... we have to study."
"You better have your mind made up, Jackie. I don't want you complainin' to me later about how we didn't go to the club."
"No, Steven, I want to, um... study..."
Hyde gave a tiny smirk, "Alright."
"Hah," Kelso laughed, "Sucks for you, Hyde. Man, you never get to do anything fun."
Donna and Eric gave an exasperated motion while Hyde simply shook his head.
"God, you're dumb," He deadpanned.
Jackie glanced up from her magazine when the door opened just as she popped a cherry into her mouth, smiling around the stem at the sight of Steven walking in, carrying a binder and a few pencils. He gave her a little grin as he shut the door behind him, setting the binder on her desk, "Just in case Daddy comes home early."
She stood as she pulled the stem back, setting her magazine aside.
"Cherries?" He grinned suggestively, and she rolled her eyes as she chewed the fruit, tossing the stem into the small bin at the side of her bed.
"Yes," She said, "Just a little snack I got when I was waiting for you." She made a brief motion toward the tiny bowl of cherries sitting on her end table.
"Ah," He gave a mock nod, placing his hands on her waist. He gave her a little grin, leaning down for a brief kiss, "So," another kiss, "You wanna study now?" Jackie gave a small laugh as he leaned down to give her brief kisses, wrapping her arms around his shoulders as he lifted her to gently lay her back on the bed, climbing on top of her, the kisses going from brief to long and deep.
Their lips ran against each other in a slow, steady pace, and when she felt his tongue slide across her lips, she opened up willingly, releasing a soft sound. He slid his hands up her waist, taking her striped shirt with him, tossing it over the side of the bed, and she removed his black vest. He began unbuttoning her long sleeved shirt as he slid his lips across her jaw and neck, and she arched a little when he lightly bit down and untucked her shirt from her skirt.
She bit her lip, running her fingers through his hair as he mouthed his way downward, his hands hanging onto the flaps of her shirt. He skipped over her bra, nipping down her stomach, and she let out a small noise when he dipped his tongue into her naval. When he reached the start of her skirt, he sat up a little, removing sliding her shirt off her shoulders, letting it fall to the floor.
She lifted herself a little, unbuttoning his shirt as she peppered small kisses along his jaw. When she finished, he jerked his shirt off, tossing it aside before gently pushing her back onto the bed, capturing her lips in a heavy kiss. She felt his legs jerk a little as he undid the front clasp of her bra before hearing the thumbs of his boots hit the floor, and she let him slide the straps down her shoulders to toss it to the floor.
She gasped a little when he took a bud into his mouth, his other hand gently rolling the other. She bit her lip, sliding her hands down his chest until she reached his belt, unclasping it, as well as his jeans. He released her, mouthing and nipping his way down again, sliding her skirt lower as he did. He slid it completely off when he reached the apex of her thighs before pulling her underwear down as well.
Jackie let her head rest on her pillow when he rested her legs over his shoulders, clutching his hair tightly. She arched her hips, crying out when she felt his tongue penetrate her, feeling him twirl it around inside her. She lightly thrust her hips when he began massaging her clit with his thumb, his other hand holding onto her hip. When she finished with a cry, he moved back up her body, crushing his lips against hers.
She wrapped her arms tightly around his neck when she felt him shift a little, freeing himself. She wrapped her legs around his waist when she felt him at her entrance, moaning as he gently entered her. His movements were slow but insistent, and every few minutes they would bring their lips together for a deep kiss.
When he began to lose his rhythm, he brought a hand down to stroke her clit, almost instantly bringing her over the edge, and he followed quickly, sinking his teeth into her neck to silence his groan.
Jackie glanced over at Steven; he was standing beside the bed, re-buttoning his shirt, not really paying attention to her. She had already gotten back into her skirt and button shirt, though she didn't tuck it back in. Steven sighed a little, not bothering to tuck his shirt back in either as he lied back next to her on the bed, wrapping an arm around her shoulders.
A small pause.
"Now what?" Jackie asked.
"Well," Hyde deadpanned, "I'm not opposed for round two."
"No, you pig!" Jackie laughed, smacking his chest, making him snicker.
Eric danced his way down the stairs, posing around in an overly dramatic fashion, spinning even. He paused, taking out a comb to brush his hair back, though it didn't do much.
"Eric, you in here?"
"I'm in the living room, baby!" Eric answered, trying to make his voice sound husky and smooth, though he let out a quiet choking sound when Donna walked in, in her deep red dress.
Donna glanced around, giving him an odd look, "What're you staring at?"
"Nothing," Eric stuttered, his eyes stuck on her, "It's just, you're very... brick house."
Donna let out a tiny giggle, "Thanks. You wanna-"
"Shh," Eric interrupted, "Let me just... stare at you for a second."
"Can we just-"
"Ziiip!"
A small pause.
"Okay, I'm ready, let's go."
"Ummmm..." Jackie drawled out, thinking of something to do, "Oh!" She reached over, grabbing two cherries from the bowl, handing one two Hyde, "Did you know that tying a cherry stem into a knot with your tongue shows how good of a kisser you are?"
He gave her an incredulous look, "I do not have to do circus tricks to prove I'm a good kisser."
"C'mon, it's fun," Jackie smiled, "Unless you're afraid you're a terrible kisser."
"Jackie," He smirked at her, "I know you don't think I'm a terrible kisser."
She pouted at him, her cheeks lightly flushing at his comment, "Pwease," she smiled again, "We can make it a race."
"Alright, fine," He said, pulling the stem from the cherry, and Jackie grinned happily, doing the same.
"Okay, one, two, three, go!" Jackie counted down and they simultaneously shoved the stems into their mouths, moving them around for just a few seconds before Hyde tore the tied stem from his lips with a, "Hah!" Jackie doing the same not even a second later.
"Ah, see there," Hyde smirked, "I'm a better kisser than you."
"By, like, half a second, Steven," Jackie pouted.
"Still better."
"Oh yeah? Prove it."
"Gladly," he smirked, grabbing the back of her head to pull her in for a kiss.
"People are so friendly around here!" Fez shouted over the loud music coming from the club, "Two women on the corner just offered to have sex with me!"
"Yeah, for money, Fez!" Kelso shouted back.
"I could not ask them for money!" Fez laughed before he suddenly stopped, "Or could I?"
"No!" Kelso shouted.
"Man, guys, check out this crowd!" Eric grinned.
"Yeah, this is gonna be so great!" Donna grinned as well, "Let's go see how long the wait is!"
She walked toward the bouncer, "Excuse me, how long's the-"
"You're in," The man interrupted, snapping the velvet rope open for her.
"Oh, man, I'm so up for this!" Donna laughed. Eric tried to follow, but the bouncer stopped him with a, "Not you," snapping the rope closed.
"Well, that's fine, I'll just wait with you guys," Donna said.
"No, we're next, go in," Eric said.
"Yeah? Alright, I'll see you guys inside." Donna smiled at them before running inside the club.
"Yeah, this is probably just some kind of fire code thing," Eric said, but even as he said that, two men walked up, immediately being let in by the bouncer.
"Wait, what's going on? We're next!" Eric said.
The bouncer laughed, "No. You're not."
"What're you talking about?"
"Well... Archie. I'm here to let the cool people in, and keep the geeks out."
"Those poor, stupid geeks," Fez laughed, but stopped when Kelso and Eric turned to stare at him.
"Oh, my God, we are geeks!" He cried.
"Did you know that Eskimos kiss with their noses so that their tongues don't freeze?"
Hyde glanced up from his magazine, giving Jackie an odd look, though he had a tiny smirk on his lips. He was lying on his side, using his elbows to prop himself up as he read his magazine, and, when Jackie broke the silence with her rather random fact, she had hopped onto the bed behind him, resting a hand on the bed next to his stomach. (Think of what Kelso did to Jackie in this episode when she was reading her magazine)
"I think everyone knows that, Jacks."
"Isn't that just the most adorable thing?" Jackie smiled happily.
"I don't really do adorable."
She pouted, "Whatever, grouchy, you know it's cute. See, look," and she leaned forward, gently rubbing her nose against his, and he couldn't help but release a small laugh.
"Weirdo," He teased.
"All the weird things I do were learned from you, Steven," Jackie grinned.
He smirked at that, "But we don't do Eskimo kisses down here, now do we?"
"Nope," Jackie said in a peppy voice before giving him a playful peck on the nose, and, before she could pull away, he cupped her face, peppering his lips with small, playful kisses, causing her to giggle as she tried to get away.
"Stop it!" She complained through her laughs, and he pulled back, a smirk on his face, giving her a little wink.
"Now, who's weird?"
"Still you, sweetheart."
She pouted playfully at him, giving him a light smack on the arm.
"Hey," Kelso said, "Did givin' the bouncer a ten work?"
"Oh, yeah, Kelso," Eric deadpanned, "That's why I'm inside the club."
They looked over at the entrance as Donna came out, glancing around before she caught sight of them, and she smiled, "There you are! This place is awesome, why aren't you inside?"
"Oh, we were in, we, uh," Eric stuttered, "We were on the inside."
"I didn't see you."
"Oh, yeah, we waved at you, but you were, uh..."
"Oh, dancing," Kelso said.
"Excellent," Eric said, pointing at him for a brief moment, "Uh, dancing, and then we went through this..."
"Door," Fez said.
"Yes," Eric said, briefly pointing at Fez, "We went through this door, and we were locked out, so, uh... and then we had to get in the back of the line, so..."
"Alright," Donna smiled, "Well, when you get back inside, find me."
"Yeah, go."
"We'll see you there."
"Yeah."
The guys' words were all blotched together, and Donna smiled at them before heading back inside. The bouncer grinned at them.
"That was really smooth," He nodded.
"Smooth enough to get us in?" Eric asked.
"Nope."
"Alright, that's it, you must let me in," Fez said.
"Why?"
"Because I feel the hard rhythm of disco burning in my loins."
The bouncer gave him an odd look, nodding slowly, and Fez grinned, "Watch."
He began pulling off some rather fancy disco moves, twirling around, falling to his knees to continue the dance before hopping back up, spinning again before poising, his hand in the air, and the crowd around him clapped.
"Okay," The bouncer nodded, unhooking the rope, "You're in."
Fez grinned at Eric and Kelso, "So long, losers!"
"I like stars," Jackie said absentmindedly, her eyes glued to the night sky through her opened window, "Stars are pretty."
"I dunno... I think I prefer the moon."
"And how is the moon superior to the billions of stars out there?" Jackie teased.
"Ya know... just the way it stares down at us with that massive... face... that it has..." Hyde said slowly, sounding a bit confused himself.
"Wow," Jackie giggled, "Poetic."
"I'm not a poet."
"Well, I know. But, you are a writer, and I expected more from a writer."
"Okay, uhhmm..." He trailed off, thinking hard, "The... the stars and the moon go hand in hand. One without the other seems impossible, and, um... Together, they light the midnight sky, leading people down the right paths... leading them home. Uh... their soft light kisses us, blesses us... wholly and deeply, bright and beautiful... they are one with each other and with us."
"Better," Jackie smiled, leaning down toward his lying form to give him a soft kiss on the lips.
"Speaking of your writing," She said, "Have you gotten any further on your story?"
"Little bit," He answered, gesturing to his binder, still sitting on her desk. She immediately hopped off the bed, grabbing the binder and flipping it open, riffling through the pages inside. She stopped on one, her lips slightly moving with the words she read.
She smiled at him as she sat next to him on the bed, "Steven, this is amazing," she furrowed her brows a bit, "How come your main character doesn't have a name?"
"Can't think of one for 'em."
"Ummmm, what abooouuut..." She trailed off, her eyes slightly widening as she glanced around the room.
He smirked at her, "See, you can't think of one, either."
"Shut up," She pouted, snuggling up next to him, going back to reading the binder, "We'll think of one eventually."
The bouncer grabbed Kelso and Eric by the backs of their collars, pulling them back and shoving them away, and they let out annoyed grunts.
"Well, so much for your 'he can't stop both of us' theory," Eric smiled irritantly.
"Man, this bites!" Kelso grouched, "He can't keep us out of there! Did we wake up in Russia this morning?"
"No!" Eric shouted, "We did not, in fact, wake up in Russia this morning!"
"I didn't think so," Kelso said before walking up to the bouncer, "Hey, you can't keep us out of there!"
"Oh," The bouncer grinned, "And why not?"
"Well, ugh, I'm," Kelso sputtered a little before answering simply, "I'm good looking."
The bouncer paused, pursing his lips in thought, nodding a little. "Yeah, that's true," He deadpanned, unhooking the rope for Kelso.
Kelso grinned happily, sprinting inside the club with a loud, "Alright!"
"What?" Eric cried, "But, I-... I'm good looking, right?"
The bouncer gave him a blunt stare, "Eh."
"But... Dammit, let me in, my girlfriend's in there!"
"The foxy redhead? I thought that was your sister," The bouncer laughed a little, "What does she see in you?"
"You know what she sees, buddy, you know what she sees?" Eric said angrily before pausing, his eyes shifting around when he realized he was unable to think of anything, and then he stuttered, "Wel-uh, let me tell you something, if she was the bouncer, I'd be in that stupid club right now, ya big ass! Yeah... I said it."
Jackie laughed as she and Steven danced around the room, the happier, ending notes of "Freebird" playing on her stereo. Both her hands were in his, one held higher than the other, and he let go of one hand, letting her spin a little, before pulling her back in extremely close.
Jackie smiled, happy that she was able to bring out the hidden side of him so easily, and that it was reserved only for her. When she heard the song calming down a little, she placed a hand on his chest in a silent order for him to stop.
"What?"
"Nothing," She smiled, wrapping her arms around his neck, "Just that the song's going slower, and I wanna go slower, too."
He grinned a little, placing his hands on her waist as they began to sway to the slower notes, keeping their eyes locked. She laid her head on his chest, and he grabbed one of her hands, holding it up a little, linking their fingers.
"Okay," Eric said, handing the bouncer a cup of coffee, "Cream, two sugars. Well, you just drink up, and I'll... head inside."
"Yeah," The bouncer said, reaching toward the rope, "No," he pulled his hand back, and Eric groaned, "Aw, c'mon, you suck..."
"Mr. Big Shot Bouncer," Eric muttered, "Mr. I Open and Close the Rope, Mr... Boatman of the River Styx. Just, God, I bet you've never been excluded from anything in your whole life!"
"Hey," The bouncer said, "Now that's not fair, I've been excluded from lots of things."
"Yeah, like what?"
There was a rather long pause, the bouncer tilting his head in thought, obviously not as excluded as he claimed to be.
"Oh, no, okay," He said, "Uhhh, when I was in kindergarten, we used to play Duck, Duck, Goose, and nobody ever picked me to be the Goose."
"Oh, wow, that must've really hurt," Eric deadpanned.
"I didn't care," The bouncer muttered, though his body language said otherwise.
"You didn't care? Okay, so you're just sittin' there, watchin' this kid go around the circle, duck, duck, duck, he'd get closer and closer, duck, you'd be shaking with anticipation, duck, maybe he'll pick me, duck, maybe I'll get to run and laugh with the joy of being a goose, and then he'd come to you, place his hand on your head and say 'duck,' and you're tellin' me you didn't care?"
"Well, yeah, it's hurts."
"Yes! Thank you! That's what I'm saying! And now you have made me... the duck!"
"Wow... man, I didn't reali-" The bouncer cut himself off, unhooking the rope, giving Eric a grin, "Dance, Goose. Dance."
Eric stared in shock for a moment before giving a happy grin, sprinting inside.
Jackie lifted her head from Hyde's chest, the two still swaying to the slow music coming from the stereo; she smiled a little when he began to run his hands up and down her back.
"Thank you for spending the day with me, Steven," She smiled sweetly, "That's all I wanted."
She leaned up, giving him a chaste kiss on the lips, and he gave her a sweet grin, unhooking his sunglasses from his shirt and putting them on, "We could've spent the day together at the club."
"Yeah, but that's not private time," Jackie said before getting a contemplative look on her face, "Although, going to the club would've been fun."
"I knew it," He muttered teasingly, "See, I knew you were gonna complain. I asked you if you were sure, but no. You just wanted me to give it to you."
"Shut up," Jackie laughed, smacking his arm.
He smirked a little, "We can go some other time."
"Just the two of us?"
"Why not."
He leaned down to kiss her, pressing his lips against hers just as the door opened, revealing Jack Burkhart, who glared rather viciously at Hyde.
"Hey," Hyde deadpanned, not looking at all scared as he grabbed his binder from the desk, "We're just studying."
Jack took a step forward, and Jackie jumped in front of Hyde, her arms spread out protectively, "Daddy no! I love him!"
CREDITS
Hyde glared through his sunglasses at the bouncer, his arms crossed in annoyance.
"C'mon, man, bad things happen when you make Jackie wait."
"Hey, I'm sorry, man, but my boss found out I let a tiny, little nerd in here last night, and I almost got fired, so..."
Jackie stormed out of the club entrance, her face a mask of annoyance. She placed her hands on her hips, glaring, "Steven, why are you still out here?"
Hyde immediately pointed to the bouncer. Her glare shifted toward him.
"Why is he still out here?"
"Well-"
"No, I don't care. You let him in here right now. Do you know how long I was in here there alone?"
"...Jackie, it's only been ten minutes."
"Be quiet, Steven!"
"Look, lady-"
"Oh, don't you 'lady' me! My boyfriend is supposed to be dancing with me. And he's not! What if people in there think I'm a single loser? Or a feminist? I do not want to be compared to those manly, no-shave women! Steven!"
Hyde started a little, looking at her.
"Come. Now."
"Yes, dear," He smirked, unhooking the rope himself, grinning smugly at the bouncer as he followed Jackie inside.
Yay! I hope this chapter made all of my reviewers happy :)