A/N: I don't own the wrestlers! I do own Pixie and Betsy. As always, it's meant in fun.

The Mizard Of Odd

Chapter 76: Miz Gets a Surprise

"We need to find Jeff and Matt," Miz said.

"No, we need to find the hotel. Mark, are you a GPS yet?" Punk asked.

"Left!" Mark chirped, smiling. "Left, left, left! I'm a GPS!"

"Fantastic!" Punk said. "Come on."

Miz sighed. "We're going to end up going in circles if we follow that."

"It's okay, Undertaker," JJ said. "I can see the hotel from here. Look." He pointed past where Christian had fallen into the street. Miz squinted and was pleased to see that he was right. Just at the far edge of his vision was their hotel.

"Awesome," Miz said. "Hey, GPS, we're going this way, all right?"

"Left!" Mark yelled.

"You heard him," Punk said. "We need to go left."

"Suit yourself," Miz said. "But Christian, JJ and I are heading this way." And with that, Miz crossed the street, followed by JJ and Christian.

"I told you you wanted to cross the street!" Mark called after them. "Left!"

"I guess he did," Christian said. "But I'd still have liked some say in the matter."

When they walked away, Punk and Mark were headed the opposite direction. "Good riddance," JJ muttered.

Miz sighed. "It's been a crazy day, hasn't it?"

"Got that right," JJ said. "But what are we going to do about Beth, Spongebob and Drew?"

"I don't know," Miz said. "I have no idea where Jeff and Matt went. Randy may be beyond us now."

"We can't just let HHH have him," Christian said. "We have to do something."

"Maybe we can catch them at the next venue," Miz said. "Unless you think they'll send Orton back to the hospital?"

"A smart person would," JJ said. "But we still have to find Kofi and I'm sure he'll be at the next venue."

Miz nodded. "So all we have to do is find out where the next show will be, show up there, and steal Randy back. Oh, and hope that your Kofi is there."

"Doesn't sound like much," JJ said with a smirk.

"Not impossible or anything," Christian agreed. "Maybe we can use the internet at the hotel, and find out where the show's going to be."

"Sounds like a plan," Miz agreed.

They walked the last two blocks in silence. When they reached their hotel, Christian said, "I'm beat. There's no way I can help you guys with the internet, anyway. I'm going to go to bed."

"I'll walk Rey to the room," JJ said. "Undertaker, you go ahead and see if you can't use the internet."

"Sounds good to me," Miz said. He waved to his friends, then headed for the front office.

"About time you got here," said a voice. Miz turned to see Jeff, leaning against the wall. "Where have you guys been?"

"Jeff?" Miz said. "How did you get here?"

"We caught a ride with some band," Jeff said.

"Band…?" Miz asked, perplexed.

"They said they were friends of Christian's? Anyway, they brought us over. You'll never believe who was with them."

"Who?" Miz asked.

"Orton."

"What the hell?" Miz muttered. "You met some band and Orton?"

"That's why they were waving at us. Turns out Orton stumbled out of the venue shortly after we did and we'd already taken off. Luckily, Christian's friends were there to give him a ride." Jeff paused. "And Matt's Matthew again. I swear, that Orton is really starting to annoy the hell out of me."

"Imagine how I feel. I'm stuck rooming with the guy." Miz paused. "So where are they all?"

"Outside. Come on."

Miz shrugged and followed Jeff around the corner. Sure enough, the tour bus for Jyipze4! was there. "Miz!" Randy said, waving. "I got to bite HHH a lot!"

"I saw," Miz said. "But how did you get away from him?"

"I didn't," Randy said, frowning. "He got away from me. Managed to get a stagehand to pry me off, and then he ran away. I'm sure he's busy dying at this very moment." He licked his lips and smiled.

"Uh, yeah," Miz said. "He looked pretty sick when we saw him."

"See? I told you I was poisonous!" Randy grinned.

"Right, you did," Miz said.

HB came out of the tour bus. "Hey, Miz. Where's Christian?"

"He and JJ went to their room." Miz said. "So you guys were at the venue tonight?"

"Yeah," HB said.

"I didn't see the tour bus."

"Oh, we rented a car. It's right there." HB indicated a sedan near the bus. "Didn't you see us waving at you on the street?"

"I wasn't paying much attention," Miz admitted. "I was too busy dealing with Mark and Punk."

"Where are Mark and Punk, anyway?" Jeff asked.

"They decided to walk around the block a few times," Miz said. "I'm sure they'll be along as soon as one of them realizes where they are."

"Knowing those two?" Jeff said. "Doubtful. Maybe someone should go pick them up?"

"Probably," Miz agreed. "But I have to go and see if I can find out where the next venue is."

Annabelle chose that moment to pop out of the bus. "It's in Seattle," she said. "I looked it up as soon as Jeff told me you didn't find who you were looking for tonight."

Miz nodded. "Is that going to be Raw or Smackdown?"

"Both. It's a Supershow."

"Well," Miz said, "I guess that means that Kofi will be there."

Jeff nodded. "I guess it does."