HERE'S A FRANTICSHIPPING CHAPTER FOR YA TILL I GET THOSE SUGGESTION OR THINK OF IDEAS. SO THIS CHAPTER IS NOT FOCUSED ON SOULSILVERSHIPPING. DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN POKEMON ADVENTURES.
Note: the chapter's title has inspire me by those honest game trailers just saying haha
Chapter 9: Wynaut?
In the region of Hoenn, in a little town of Littleroot. The brunette girl of the wild is lying on her bed, looking at her ceiling with a pouted look at her face. "Why does Ruby have to take home the egg?" She mumbled and she covered face with her pillow and rolled on her bed. "I should be better with the Rock Paper Scissors than him.
"Sapph, sapph," a male voice came as he opened the door without permission. "Sapph, I just received a call from Green-senpai and it very cru-My room is much cleaner and neatier than yours. Just saying." Ruby said as he browse how messy Sapphire's room is.
"Yeah, yeah, don't care what ya think, so what is so great from the call?" Sapphire said lazily.
"Oh yeah," Ruby said as he began locked the door and closed all her windows and curtains. By this, Sapphire quickly opened her mouth.
"Hey! what ya shuttin' the door an' window for?!" Sapphire yelled, her fangs showing up and she's starting to have a shade of red in both her cheeks.
"This talk is very important and top secret that we should secure everything." Ruby said as he try to find a seat from the messy room. "In case there's spies hearing us out."
Sapphire bowed down, starting to feel embarrass. How can she think something like that. She knew Ruby would never do something pervy like that. "So what's up?" She asked trying to act normal.
"We have to protect our pokemons and pokedex, there's bad guys wanting them."Ruby said with his serious look.
"Who's the one who want 'em?" Sapphire asked and Ruby just shrugged."Does Rald know 'bout this?" Ruby nodded.
There was a moment of silence in the room. Sapphire nodded in return and switched on her television and started to watch. The atmosphere turns casual as Sapphire starts to watch.
"What are you watching?" Ruby asked as he watched it himself.
"Educational program." Sapphire said simply.
"I never know you watch that." Ruby complimented and Sapphire nodded her attention on the TV. "By the way, the egg hatched." As the girl hear this, she faces the boy with an intimidating look. Ruby stood up and opened the door. His Popo is guiding a little blue pokemon to the entrance of the room.
"Aww it's cute!" Sapphire said. Ruby looked at her surprised but he let a smirk.
"You finally see the beauty I'm talking about huh?" Ruby asked and Sapphire shrugged casually, ignoring what the his teammate said.
"But what kind of pokemon is it?" Sapphire asked as she picked up the unknown pokemon and Ruby picked his Popo.
"That I don't know, we have to wait to Gold-senpai to-" Ruby said but he then stopped as the show took his attention.
"It's time for some manzai everyone!" The man in the show said. Ruby and Sapphire decided to watch the show instead. "Here we have Diamond and Pearl from Twinleaf town, our special guest, to share about information about pokemon."
"Hi everyone!" Dia and Pearl said waving their arms.
"We're here to share pokemon facts through manzai so hope you enjoy." Dia said.
"Let's begin!" Pearl cheered and he folded his arms and think. "Speaking of pokemons."
"Speaking of pokemons." Dia repeated.
"There's an old lady in Lavaridge in Hoenn who loves taking hot baths." Pearl said.
"You don't say.." Dia commented as he starts eating.
"She have a 'Wobbuffet' couple, I wonder if she put it in a dayca-"
"'Waah-a-buffet'? Pearl let's go there!" Dia said going to leave but Pearl slapped him with his fan.
"This is not about food!" Pearl yelled holding his fan. "Anyways, I wonder what kind of egg does a Wobbuffet have? Maybe it's light blue like them."
"Do you have a clue what the baby looks like, Pearl?" Dia asked.
"Yes, it's a small pokemon with a light blue tone and it's always smiling like there's never tomorrow." Pearl said in a matter-of-fact voice. Ruby and Sapphire both looked at the unknown pokemon after their extreme laughter and continued to watch.
"Really?" Dia asked.
"It's called a Wynaut." Pearl said proudly.
"Ehhh? Why is it blue? 'Wy-naut' pink?" Diamond asked innocently.
"Hmm...a pink Wynaut is a shiny Wynaut." Pearl said proudly again and he paused for a minute and slapped Dia with his fan again. "You should say 'why not?' not Wynaut! get your grammar right!"
"Thanks for watching." Diamond and Pearl said as they bowed and waved the audience goodbye.
Ruby and Sapphire kept laughing from the manzai they just watched and the pokemon is also laughing with them.
"Thanks to that, now we know what this pokemon is." Ruby said, wiping his tear from his eyes. "What should we call him?"
"Wawaro." Sapphire suggested admiring the Wynaut. "I'll keep 'im for 2 weeks like ya did and I'm gonna make im gym battle material."
"No, he's perfect for the cute category contest." Ruby argued. "Look at him, he's so cute."
"He's cute I agree and that will make him stronger." Sapphire said with reason. "Look prissy boy, if other pokemons think it's cute and they'll go easy on 'im, that will have an advantage for show what he got."
"That's not the right way to show cuteness." Ruby yelled.
"Wy-naut stop flirting and just do both." Emerald yelled angrily, his arms folded as he entered the girl's room. Both Ruby and Sapphire exchanged looks and began to laugh so hard that Ruby from his chair and Sapphire fell on the floor.
"Good one Rald!" Ruby complimented.
"Yeah I know, I just watched it with professor Birch downstairs." Emerald said. "Anyway, can we do some grinding and training, now we have to be prepared for our new enemy and I wish to train Munchi , my munchlax, can we?"
Ruby and Sapphire exchanged looks and smiled at the blonde boy. "Here, this is our answer Rald." Sapphire said cheerfully as she raised Wawaro in the air.
As the Hoenn Trio went downstairs, there found professor Birch sitting at the dining table drinking coffee watching educational program.
"Kids, there you are, I have something to tell to you ASAP." Professor Birch said.
"What is it dad?" Sapphire asked as they approached him.
"You know about the threat professor Rowan mentioned?" Birch whispered. The kids nodded seriously. "He advised that all of you dex holders should disguise yourself and act differently while we're figuring out who's behind this." He looked at Ruby and smiled. "So Ruby, I want you to dress Sapphire, yourself and Emerald into something unique that no one will know it's you. I know you expertise fashion so I'm counting on you."
Ruby nodded as his smile reaches his ears and looked at Sapphire mischievously, Emerald just sighed and agree while Sapphire's jaws dropped, taking steps back and shaking her head signing no.
"C'mon sweetie, this is for your sake and protection." Professor Birch said worriedly.
"But...but.." Sapphire stuttered.
"C'mon Sapphire, it's not that bad besides, you're a girl." Emerald said.
"Yeah and this is the chance for you to wear the dresses I bought for you and be more cuter." Ruby said excitedly. "By the way, does the bad guys knows we are-"
"No,not yet, but they have a lead, that's why you're gonna disguise." Birch replied, knowing his question. "Just don't show the pokedexes while you're in disguise 'kay!"
Sapphire blushed and nodded in defeat and she was dragged by Ruby and Emerald towards her room. Sapphire and Emerald sat down at The bed watching Ruby browse the dresses in Sapphire's wardrobe.
"Now, what should Sapphire wear." Ruby mumbled choosing many dresses until he found the one. "Here we go. Ta~Da~ " he chimed as he showed a ruffled pink dress and a lace headwear. He gave it to Sapphire and she gave Ruby a pouted face.
"I'm not wearing it!" Sapphire said pouting at Ruby.
Ruby gave her a mean glare. "Don't make me force you to wear this dress, if you don't like to wear it yourself, I might undress you like what Blue-senpai did every time you're in the dressing room."
Sapphire blushed red and avoided Ruby's dark red eyes. Emerald just laughed. "Fine, get out!" She yelled and watched the two boys left.
Sapphire placed the dress on her bed and began to change clothes. She opened the door once she's done. Ruby exclaimed in amazement and Emerald clapped. "Now you have to wear high socks and doll shoes." Ruby said.
"But I don't have those." Sapphire said, showing her sneakers. Emerald started to scavenged the shoe rack.
"Correction, did Blue-senpai bought you those at our last mall visit?" URuby asked.
"I found them!" Emerald said showing the black doll shoes and socks at Sapphire and she wore them. "She looks like a doll."
"Now, what are ya wearing as disguises?" Sapphire asked wearing her shoes.
"I can wear my cowboy costume and I'll be a little , I'm gonna change." Emerald said as he went to Sapphire's bathroom and began changing. Sapphire looked at Ruby curiously, giving him a what-about-you look.
"Me? Let's go to my house after Rald change. You'll see." Ruby said and he winked at Sapphire.
Once Emerald has done changing, They went to Ruby's house and in his room. Sapphire and Emerald then sat at the chairs and began eating the snacks Ruby's mom made for them. Ruby began to search for clothes at his wardrobe. He took out his dark red hoodie, white shirt and change clothes.
"Why are ya changing in front of us." Sapphire said as she quickly covered her eyes and Emerald continued eating.
"This is my house and room." Ruby said simply. He took his first aid kit and took a bandage and placed it at his nose. "There, finished. Now we looked like we're kids huh Sapph?"
"Yeah..."Sapphire replied lazily.
"Kids?" Emerald repeated, looking curiously at Ruby.
"Yeah, look at the picture frame on top of my drawer," Ruby said and Emerald went to his drawer and picked up the picture frame. "That's me and Sapph when we're little."
Emerald stared at the picture, little Ruby hanging in the tree branch while little Sapphire is sitting below holding some flowers. He looked at the picture then the present a Ruby and Sapphire and started comparing. "You're right, it looks like you. I can't believe Sapph's all girly back then." He snickered.
"Hey!" Sapphire yelled in her unladylike way.
"That reminds me, we should also change our behavior." Ruby said.
"I'm all good, I'll act all cowboy know how." Emerald said, tossing his cowboy hat.
"How should we do that?" Sapphire asked Ruby.
"Hmm...let's go on our old ways. I like gyms, you like contests. I'm a gym challenger, you're a coordinator."' Ruby said slowly and he saw Sapphire's shocking face. "Hate to say, you have to. It isn't that bad."
"Easy for you to say and do, you know how to battle while I don't know contests, I don't even do contests." Sapphire said.
"Well, you don't have to, just be girly and have a love of watching contests, how's that sound?" Emerald suggested.
Sapphire nodded, "I'll try then." She coughed and try smiling as girly as she can, she clapped gently and had her eyes sparkle looking at Ruby. "How's that?" She said in her charming girly voice.
Ruby stared as he blushed. "Beautiful!" He cheered and turned girly as well.
"Will you stop being girly Prissy boy!" Emerald yelled that made the boy flinched. "You have to act brave and masculine."
Ruby nodded, a little embarrassed. He took a deep breathe, sat at the floor in a boyish way and glared at Emerald and Sapphire with cold eyes like Silver or Green. "You know, I'm getting fired up and want a battle now!" He yelled as he raised his fist in the air.
"Good, but you have to change your signature hat." Emerald said and Ruby touched his hat.
"Yeah, you're right." Ruby said taking his hat off. "How about a bandanna, a dark red bandanna."
"Sewing is girly." Emerald reacted sticking his tongue out.
"I know, this is for today," Ruby said focusing on his sewing. "We should think of a name to hide our identities right?"
Emerald began to think, "How about I'll be called Raldo since not a lot of people knows my nickname, Sapphire's disguise is May and for Ruby, Brandon."
"Nice but why Brandon and May?" Sapphire asked.
Emerald shrugged. "Just a random name I think of I guess."
"Alright, those names are great and after this, let's go training. I'm so looking forward to battling Raldo." He said grinning. "So May, you should act sensitive alright, don't be impatient and relax at everything okay?"
Yes, I know Brandon." Sapphire said with a calm smile.
CHAPTER 9 IS DONE!
BLACK: DET STILL DON'T HAVE INSPIRATION AND JUST WENT OFF SOME FUNNY CHAPTER.
BLUE: I WONDER WHAT DISGUISES ARE FOR ME AND THE DEX HOLDERS...OOHH I'M SO EXCITED.
DIAMOND: WHY NOT GIVE A REVIEW FOR THIS FANFIC AND FOOD FOR ME.