Another quick update. Although this one will be really short, It was only really written to certify that Sasori will be adopted by Deidara's parents. I'll try my best to update again today, or maybe possibly tomorrow.
I really want to punch innocent-Sasori. Seriously. He need to die. Like, now. Thankfully, it will not be long until he reveals his true colours.
I cannot wait.
Fo'real.
Anyway, please enjoy! and maybe review?
"Mr and Mrs Iwa..." Jiraiya, head of "Konoha Orphanage" greeted the couple, who were currently sitting behind his large, wooden desk.
"Mr. Jiraiya, It's good to see you again." Haru nodded, smiling at the long-haired male.
"So, I realize you're here to discuss Sasori." Jiraiya stated, sitting down and smiling at the pair.
"Yes, actually." Hisoka began, smiling at her husband. "I feel that over the past few days, he's really opened up to us..." She continued, turning her head towards Jiraiya.
"He's done more than open up, You seem to have quite a connection with him." Jiraiya confessed, grinning, earning another smile from the couple.
Jiraiya suddenly pursed his lips, staring down slightly. "As you know, he's originally from Russia..." He began, swallowing, then looking up at them again. "But it's amazing how strong his English is, given he's only been in the country a few years." The silver-haired man announced proudly. The couple smiled.
"How often do you get children from other countries?" Hisoka asked, leaning forward.
Jiraiya's smile faltered slightly. "It's rare." He stated. "But when we do, It's sometimes hard to place them..."
Haru and Hisoka remained silent, waiting for Jiraiya to continue.
The silver-haired man bit down onto his lip lightly. "As you know, the family Sasori lived with in Russia, died in a house fire..." Haru and Hisoka nodded, still remaining silent.
After a few seconds, Jiraiya seemed to lighten up a bit. "He's been through a lot...But, This is an extraordinary young man. He's very bright, He's very mature for his age, and he's very well mannered."
"Yes, we know that." Hisoka smiled. "He's a very sweet boy." She continued, smiling at her husband. Jiraiya smiled at this.
"He's a bit of a prince...Or princess actually..." He stated, smirking to himself. "He wears those ribbons on his wrists and his neck all the time. The only time we've ever had trouble with him, Is when we've tried to take them off." The long-haired male chuckled, earning a smile from the pair.
"How does he get along with other children?" Haru asked.
"When he has to interact, he's great!" Jiraiya beamed.
"Well..." Hisoka began, giving her husband another sweet smile. "He really did seem to open up to us..."
Haru smiled back.
"I could get the paperwork out...and you can come collect Sasori in three weeks?" Jiraiya offered, smiling.
"We'd love to have Sasori as a son." Haru stated, smiling.
"He'll be an Iwa!" Hisoka chimed. "...What's his birth name?" She added.
"His original name was Sasori Akasuna, When he was adopted, They changed his name to Sasori Sabaku." Jiraiya said. "He'll be an Iwa soon though..." He added, smirking.
"We can't wait!" Hisoka cheered, getting out a pen from her handbag. "Now lets get this paperwork over with!"
Woo! Sasori will finally be adopted. Good 'fo him.
He'll be evil soon...Well, eviller. If only Sasori acted like this during his fight with Granny-whore-face.
He'd of kicked her ass so lovingly.
I can imagine that:
Sasori: *reveals himself* Oh, Granny! You look great! It's been so long, I missed 'chu!
Granny-whore-face: SASORI, YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT! WTF?
Sasori: It's because I love 'chu! And I didn't want to leave 'chu!
Granny-fuck-bucket: 'DA FAQ IS WRONG WITH 'CHU!?
Sasori: I painted 'chu a picture, Granny-pie! *Pulls out a picture* Look! It's me, 'chu, mummy, daddy, that old guy, an-
Granny-seriously-needs-to-die: WTF IS THAT, 'CHU 'LIL BITCH?
Sasori: Sniff...A picture I painted for 'chu, Granny-pie...I did it with my best crayons...
Granny-old-bag-of-skin-and-bones: BITCH, 'IMA KILL 'CHU NOW!
Sasori: Anything for 'chu, Granny-pie...
Wow, I should really stop now. I actually think Chiyo is adorable, In a really creepy way...
Anyway, Please Review!