Ok, another update. I felt kinda bad for leaving you with that tiny one, and a really freaky author's note. Now, let us see the first signs of Sasori being an evil little bitch^^

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Deidara's POV

I watched from the window as Mum and Dad pulled up outside the house. Usually, I wouldn't care. Now, I do.

I'll tell you why.

Today is the day that they bring home our new pet. Or in other words, my new "brother". I wasn't thrilled to say the least. In fact, I hated the idea that I would no longer be an only child.

As I saw Mum get out of the car, I thought it would only be best if I greeted her and Dad, and the new pet.

I made my way downstairs, noticing the front door open.

"Deidara, there you are!" Mum said, smiling and making her way into the hall way. I raised an eyebrow.

"Where else would I be, un?" I asked, reaching the bottom of the stairs. "So wheres the runt of the litter?" I smirked, walking into the living room.

"Deidara." Mum warned. I smiled and sat down on the sofa, turning on the television and ignoring her. "Deidara, I'm speaking to you." She continued.

As soon as she realized I couldn't give a shit about what she was going to say, she stood in front of the TV and switched it off.

"Mum!" I groaned. "What'cha do that for, un?"

"Listen to me, Deidara." Mum ordered, staring into my eyes. "Don't ruin this for us. I know the sudden change will be hard, but Sasori has had a hard time..."

"Really now, un?" I drawled. "I'll try not to."

"Deidara, please." She continued. "Please, just make him feel welcome...".

I sighed. "Fine, un."

Mum smiled and pulled me into a tight hug. "You'll still always be my baby Dei-Dei!" She cooed, smothering me in "Mother-like" kisses. I scowled.

"Yeah, I know that, un..." I said, pushing her away slightly.

Then, Dad and Sasori entered the room. I smiled at Dad, and trailed my eyes over to Sasori. I suddenly went pale.

"You've got to be kidding me, un..." I murmured to myself.

He was dressed like a complete freak again.

He maintained the same white frilly blouse, and still had the black ribbon tied around the collar. Over that, he was wearing a navy, thigh-length military-style overcoat, with five perfectly parallel buttons facing each other. To match the coat, he was wearing knee-length navy shorts, and white, ankle length socks.

"Hello, Deidara" The freak beamed, smiling sweetly. "It's a pleasure to see you again!" He nodded his head, setting down his old, leather suitcase.

"I'll help you with your things." Dad announced, picking up Sasori's bags and carrying them upstairs. The red-head simply smiled, and continued staring at me.

"I'll leave you boys too it..." Mum smiled, leaving the room. I glanced towards Sasori, who was still staring.

"Look, un..." I began. "I know my face is beautiful, but you don't have to stare." I smirked, earning a surprised smile from Sasori.

"Oh, am I staring?" He questioned, his smile faltering. I frowned.

"Yeah, un. It's pretty creepy." Sasori looked slightly offended, but sat down next to me, staring happily into my eyes.

"I'm sorry..." He began, never loosing focus. "I tend to have that impression on most people...".

"It's ok, un..." I sighed, patting him on the shoulder, which earned another surprised look from the red-head.

"Really?" He helped, grinning widely. I looked at him with a confused expression.
"Sure, un." I stated.

Before I knew it, the little bastard was glomping me.

"Oh, thank you! Thank you so much!" He praised, nuzzling my neck. I immediately pushed him away.

"What the fuck, un?" I bellowed, staring at him harshly.

"Does this mean we're friends?" He gasped, completely ignoring my previous remark. I sighed in response.

"Whatever, un."

Sasori smiled once again, and stood up. "Thank you! I've never had a friend before!" He giggled, patting me on the head. I knitted my eyebrows at this.

"Hey, dwarf." I said, earning another surprised look from the red-head.

"Me?" He asked, placing his small hand onto his chest. I nodded.

"Never touch the fucking hair, un." I stated, glaring at him. Sasori simply giggled, nodding.

"Ty mne nravish'sya, ya ub'yu tebya poslednim." He said, still smiling sweetly.

"I have no idea what you just said, un..." I started. "But it sounded nice. So I'll take it as a compliment." Sasori smiled even more, giggling lightly.

"Ya rada, chto smeshno!" He began. "Ya ub'yu vas vsekh odnazhdy!" He giggled even more. I guessed he was telling a joke or something, So I laughed along with him.

"Posmotri na sebya!" He giggled even more, tears almost forming in his large eyes. "Smekh na svoy strakh i smert'! glupo yebat'!" He laughed even more, kneeling down.

"...Are you ok, un?" I asked. He looked like he was pissing himself.

Gross.

Sasori smiled up at me, standing up again. "Yes, yes, I'm fine..." He began, smiling sweetly again. "I better go see what Daddy is doing. I would like to see my room too...See you around!" He giggled, and walked away. I raised an eyebrow.

Daddy?

This kid was seriously fucked up. I was beginning to think that he lied about his age, and he's actually eight or something. I wouldn't be surprised.

Still though...

I think he's rubbing off on me.

*Giggles* Unless you have already Googled what Sasori said, I suggest you read this.

First time he spoke Russian.

1) "I like you, I'll kill you last.

Second time he spoke Russian.

2) "I'm glad you find it funny! I'll kill you all someday!"

Third time he spoke Russian.

3) "Look at you! Laughing at your own death! You stupid fuck!"

Yeah.

It may not be accurate, as I do not speak Russian, and simply Google translated it.

Thank you Google.

So yeah, first signs of being a psycho.

Wow, can you imagine if Deidara could speak Russian?

Sasori: I like you, I'll kill you last.

Deidara: WHATTHEFUCKAREYOUSAYING!?

So, yeah.

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