Sort of quick update, this chapter will only be short^^ It's pretty much just to show how sadistic Sasori can really be. I hope you enjoy it though^^ Sadistic little red-heads are always the best.

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Deidara's POV

Me, Mum, and Sasori were walking through the aisles of the grocery store.

Sasori, being the 'Little Angel' he is, was holding onto the side of the shopping trolley, whilst my mother was pushing it.

I, however, was trailing them, around 2 meters away, probably looking like a complete stalker.

"Deidara, do we need any milk...?" Mum asked, turning her head slightly.
"Yeah, un. I gave the last pint to Fluffy." I replied, stretching my arms behind my head.
"Deidara, If you keep giving Fluffy milk, she'll get very ill...". Mum responded, giving me a concerned glance.
I frowned in reply. "No she wont, un...".

Fluffy, was my cat. She was 5 years old now, and my second best friend, next to Hidan. I haven't mentioned Fluffy yet, because she's always out and about, exploring the woodland area.

"Actually..." Sasori piped up, turning around, still holding onto the trolley. "Older cats don't have the enzyme lactase to break the milk down." He stated, giving me a friendly smile. I raised an eyebrow.
"Oh, really, un?" I replied, crossing my arms.

Sasori nodded happily, obviously thinking he had taught me something.

"So, You're calling my cat old, un?" I growled slightly. Sasori's eyes widened.
"No, no!" He began, looking worried. "I would never offend such a beautiful creature!"

I rolled my eyes in reply, picking up a packet of cookies and tossing them into the trolley.

"Damn it, I forgot to get some bread..." I heard Mum mutter, inspecting the items in the trolley. "Deidara, would you be so kind to go and get some please?" She asked, looking at me hopefully. I scrunched my eyebrows in reply.
"No way. Get Sasori to do it instead, un!" I yelled, looking at the red-head, who was still holding onto the trolley.
Mum sighed. "Fine, I'll go..." She muttered, walking down the aisle.

I noticed Sasori purse his lips slightly, his grip tightening on the trolley. Suddenly, he looked up at me, smiling.

"Deidara..." He started, tilting his head.
"What, un?" I replied, leaning against a shelf.
"I want to tell you something..." The red-head stated, looking into my eyes.
"And that i-

At that very moment, I was interrupted by a trashy-looking Mother strutting down the aisle, pushing a pram, with a chubby baby sitting in, screaming his head off.

I glanced towards the infant and sighed slightly; Babies will be babies.

I caught Sasori checking out the child too, smiling at it, catching it's attention.

"Hello little baby..." He smiled, waving childishly at it.

I was half-expecting the baby to laugh, or at least stop crying.

Instead, it screamed louder, seemingly terrified of the red-headed boy.

I smirked at the horrified expression currently plastered on Sasori's face.

Before I knew it, Sasori was approaching the baby, kneeling down in front of it.

"What is wrong...?" He asked, tilting his head.

One side of my brain wanted to see what would happen next; The other half demanded that I warn Sasori what the consequences of getting too close to a trashy-Mother's child were.

Ah, fuck it.

The baby continued to cry, large, fat tears rolling down its cheek.

Sasori then pinched the infants cheek, a little too tightly.

"Stop crying!" He giggled, tilting his head. The baby continued wailing, so Sasori decided that the best option was to pick the poor child up, and bounce him up and down.

Lots.

"Cheer up, baby! Cheer up!" He cooed, giggling.

I was about to tell Sasori to stop touching the baby, and to put it back, but I was interrupted by a very annoyed-sounding woman.
"What the fuck are you doing?" She bellowed, approaching Sasori with a harsh glare. Sasori smiled.
"I'm trying to cheer up the little baby!" He smiled, kissing the baby on the head.

That was probably about it for the child's Mother, as she snatched the infant from Sasori's grasp, and put him back into his pram.

After this, she approached Sasori again, pushing the red-head onto the floor.

"If you ever touch my child again, I'll fucking kill you..." She seethed, glaring down at the shocked red-head.

I raised an eyebrow at the woman's aggressive behavior. Sasori looked like a lost puppy, not really understanding what had just happened.

With that; The woman quickly left, pushing the screaming child away.

I sighed, approaching Sasori, who was currently sniffling.

"Don't cry, un..." I drawled, helping the red-head up. "You brought that one on yourself...".

Sasori didn't reply. Instead, he pulled me into a tight hug, nuzzling my neck, once again.

Later

Me and Sasori decided not to tell Mum about the recent incident which had just occurred. Though she did question why I was letting Sasori cling to my arm, and hold my hand; Which I didn't reply to.

As we were lining up at the counter, I noticed the same woman walking past us, pushing the same pram. Thankfully, the child had shut up by now.

I then noticed that the woman had turned her back, looking at numerous make-up cosmetics.

Unfortunately, she had also caught Sasori's eye.

We were only about a meter away from her, and Mum had her back turned. Sasori made sure of that, as he glanced towards the back of her head. Shortly after that, he glanced towards me, and I made sure to look away, just so I could witness whatever the red-head was planning.

After a few seconds, Sasori edged closer to the pram, wrapping his small fingers around the handle. I wasn't sure what to do next.

Should I stop him?

Or should I leave him be?

I didn't want to face the consequences of stopping the red-head.

Before I had properly made up my mind, I noticed Sasori return to his usual spot, behind Mum. Raising an eyebrow, my eyes drifted towards where the pram was.

Or where it used to be.

Sasori had pushed it, sending it racing down the shopping aisle, screaming baby intact.

I glanced towards the red-head, giving him a strange expression. Sasori smiled in reply, edging closer, holding my hand.

"Why, un...?" I whispered, lowering my head. Sasori looked up, whispering into my ear.

"Because he interrupted you..." He replied in the same monotone; Kissing my cheek again.

Oh Sasori; You little bastard.

Aha, yeah...Short chapter...But I'll be updating tomorrow-ish, and that chapter will be a lot longer^^

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