Ah, Finally time for an update.
I'm not sure if this chapter will be long or short, so you and I will just have to wait and find out.
I really need to get this story going...
I have some evil plans though...
Very evil.
Ok, well (Try to...) enjoy, and review^^
Deidara's POV
"Dei, what the fuck's wrong with you?" A gruff voice snapped me out of my thoughts. I sighed, slowly turning my head towards the silver-haired male, who was currently making himself a sandwich in my kitchen.
"Nothing, un." I replied, watching Hidan slap several layers of Nutella onto a piece of bread.
"Yeah, well you seem distant." The Jashinist grumbled, abandoning his horrific excuse of a sandwich. "What's the little freak done now?" He smirked.
My eyes narrowed; Should I tell Hidan?
No, That would be unbelievably stupid. Hidan has a mouth the size of Jupiter.
Actually, Jupiter is much smaller.
...I'll just inform you now that Jupiter has a tremendous radius of 69,911 kilometers and had a surface area of 61,418,738,571 km.
Yet it is still smaller than Hidan's mouth.
Ok, I'll stop ranting now.
I decided to keep my mouth shut about Jiraiya, and just make up some random excuse.
"He's done nothing, un. Just gets on my nerves a bit, y'know?"
Hidan smirked and returned back to his sandwich.
"Well if he pisses you off any more, just tell me; I'll sort the little bastard out for you." The silver-haired male chanted, lifting the beastly sandwich to his lips.
"N-No, un..." I made-out, raising my eyebrows. "Just don't talk to him, ok?"
Hidan grunted in reply, mostly because he was in the middle of mauling a sandwich the size of Jup-
I will not go there.
However, I had to make sure that Hidan kept his distance from Sasori, or there would be serious trouble.
Then again, Hidan did help out the red-head.
Still.
I noticed Hidan shift closer towards me, a confused expression plastered onto his face. I raised my eyebrow at this, leaning onto the counter-island, positioned in the middle of the kitchen.
"You really haven't been yourself recently, fuck-face." He stated, leaning next to me.
"I haven't, un?" I replied, tilting my head. "How weird."
The next thing I knew, a large hand had taken a firm grip around my chin. I glared at my silver-haired friends, attempting to pull away.
"What the hell un?" I bellowed. "Get the fuck off!"
"No." Hidan stated, pulling my face closer towards his.
My eyes widened, our faces inches apart.
"You're my best friend, Dei." He began, giving me a serious expression, which I had never seen before. "I don't want some fuck-nut messing with you. So if anyone's upsetting you in any way, tell me, and I'll fucking ring that bastard's neck."
I smiled slightly at Hidan's over-protectiveness, despite his grip around my chin. Just as I had nodded in reply, The Jashinist had pulled me into a hug.
At this point, my eyes were probably about 10 times as big as they should be.
"H-Hidan, un..." I muttered in surprise, not objecting to the hug.
"You're a bitch, but I really like you..." Hidan admitted.
Just then, Hidan pulled away, resting his fingers around my chin again, just not as tightly, Before I knew it, he was pulling my face closer towards his.
My first kiss was about to happen.
Our lips were now millimeters apart, and my eyes were closed.
This was it...
"Oh, am I interrupting something?"
I felt Hidan quickly pull away, and I snapped my eyes open.
No.
Standing at the doorway, was Sasori.
I couldn't read his expression; This was bad.
Hidan glared at the red-head.
"Yes, you fucking were." He snapped, pushing past him, making his leave.
I so badly wanted to call after him, but that would just make the situation even worse. I glanced towards the red-head, my knees shaking.
"What's that look for?" He asked, tilting his head.
Just as I was about to reply, I was silenced by the soft footsteps of Sasori, who was now walking towards me. I wanted to run, but my feet seemed to be stuck.
"I did save you, after all..." He smiled, now standing in front of me.
"H-How, un?" I snapped, trying my best not to sound bitter.
"He was about to defile you." The red-head stated, smiling slightly at me.
That was it.
"No he wasn't, un!" I cried, glaring down towards Sasori. "You have no idea how long I'd been waiting for that moment! Then you had to come along and fuck it all up, didn't you?" I barred my teeth at the shorter boy, grabbing hold of his collar. "What the fuck is wrong with you, un? You ruin everything for me! I hate you so much!"
It was then, that I realized what I had just done.
Judging by Sasori's cold expression, I had gone way to far.
"Hate is a very strong word." He stated, reaching his hand out to stroke my cheek. I flinched slightly at the coldness of the boy's hand, waiting for the worst.
Sasori stood on his tip-toes, brushing his cheek against mine, in a loving manner. He then brought his lips to my ear, brushing them against my lobe.
"I wont let nasty men like him hurt you..." The red-head whispered, sending shivers down my spine.
With that, Sasori quickly left the room.
At this point I was shaking uncontrollably, I should really be used to this by now.
Later
I was sitting on my bed, trying to remember exactly what had gone on a few hours ago.
Hidan had almost kissed me.
My best friend, who I had known since I was 6, had almost kissed me.
I was deep in thought, until my Mother barged in. I jumped back, staring at her in annoyance.
"There's a thing called knocking, un." I stated. Mum gave me a worried look, sitting on the end of my bed.
"Deidara..." She whispered, staring at me in a sympathetic-like manner. I raised my eyebrow, leaning forward slightly.
"Whatever happened, It wasn't me, un!" I glared, throwing my arms in the air. Mum shook her head in reply, placing her hand on-top of mine.
"Hidan..." She stated, sadness in her eyes. "H-He's been hit by a car..."
My heart dropped to the bottom of my stomach.
"W-What...?" I stuttered, trying to confirm what my mother had just said.
"H-He's at the hospital..." She began, squeezing my hand lightly. "In critical condition..." She then let out a light sigh. "They don't know who did it, there were no cameras around...You can visit him once his condition gets stable..."
"You mean if his condition gets stable, un." I bitterly replied, trying my best not to cry.
"Deidara, don't you dare think like that!" She snapped, a rare, angry expression forming.
I gave her a bitter expression, tears now running down my cheeks.
"Deidara, I know it's hard..." She began, placing a hand on my shoulder. "But you have to remain positive. We're going camping tomorrow, that will be fun!" Mum smiled, squeezing my shoulder in a friendly manner.
Camping.
I completely forgot.
It's our tradition. Every year, me, Mum, and Dad all go camping in the countryside, to get away from the city. I used to love camping as a kid, now, I completely hate it.
I hate it even more, considering the fact that we have to bring Sasori.
Sasori.
He did this to Hidan; I know he did. I don't know how he managed to find a car, but he did.
And I hated him for it.
Not a long chapter T.T I apologize.
It seems I am having a very boring day.
And have very boring ideas.
Just to let you know, I will not be killing Hidan. I cannot kill Hidan. Honestly, he's too funny.
Anyway, I hope you enjoyed that chapter...
I really need to stop using the word 'enjoy'. I've used it at least once on every damn chapter. To think I could use so many other words...
Liked
Appreciated
Felt satisfied with
Felt it was worthwhile
Fancied
Took pleasure of
Got a kick out of
Yeah, I'm going to stop now.
So yeah, Please review^^