It's about time to update this fic updated, don't you think? D-Double updaaaaate! As this one will be extremely short.
I was an idiot, and randomly though "Hurrr, durrr, wouldn't it be a great idea to write another fic?"
But no fear, I'm defiantly continuing my current fics.
But anyway, happy 16th Evil Innocence! Let's get you a TV show, where you can ask for whatever the hell you want, and behave like a spoilt brat :D
Enough.
I'm sorry.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy!
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Deidara's POV
We were finally back from camping. It was a long drive, and all I really wanted to do was sleep. As we pulled into the drive way, I noticed something odd.
"Who're they, un...?" I asked, tilting my head at the two men standing at our front door. Mum turned towards dad in question, raising her eyebrows.
"Friends of your's, honey?"
"I've never seen them before..." Dad replied, turning off the engine, and stepping out of the car.
I couldn't hear what the conversation was about, It all seemed muffled. I caught dad rubbing the side of his face, looking down in thought. A few minutes later, he returned to the car.
"What was that all about?" Mum whispered.
"There's no need to whisper. These men just want to talk to us...".
I almost bolted out of the car, who were these men? What did they want?
"I meant me and your mother, Deidara." Dad responded to my actions, smirking slightly. I grumbled, exiting the car and slamming the door, making sure that I let Fluffy number 2 out as well. Sasori followed in pursuit, like the good little Deidara-worshiper he was.
"Well tell me what's going on." I commanded, walking through the front door, nodding towards the men.
I quickly put Fluffy number 2 down, and let her explore the house, shortly before running off to my room.
I sighed happily, entering my little cave, and plopping myself down onto my comfy bed. This was defiantly much better than a shabby old tent.
Unfortunately, my time alone didn't last, as shortly after, a light knocking sound came from my door.
"Un...?" I answered.
The door peered open, and Sasori slipped in, smiling at me. I raised an eyebrow, sitting up.
"What do you want?"
"How do you masturbate?" Sasori plainly asked, sitting himself down at the end of my bed. I almost choked.
"W-What, un?"
"Masturbation. I heard some boys talking about it...How does one...'Masturbate'?" The red-head asked, questioned, tilting his head innocently.
By this time, I was bright red, and completely flabbergasted. "G-Google it..." I muttered, trying to hide my face.
"I'd rather learn some advice from you...".
"No, un."
"P-Please!" The red-head exclaimed, clasping his hands together. "Teach me!"
"No!"
"But you probably know what it means!"
"I don't!"
"You do, you do! I bet you do!"
"Shove your hands down your pants, and fap away, un!" I cried, now angry at the boy. Sasori gave me a surprised expression, his mouth now in a perfect 'O' shape.
"Deidara, It's lovely that you're so open-minded about that type of thing, but please don't share such things with your brother."
I turned around quickly, only to find my mother standing at the doorway, looking rather unimpressed.
"B-But he asked me!" I cried. "And I told you to knock, dammit!".
"Yes, yes...Me and your father would like to speak to you both downstairs please." Mum replied, turning around and leaving.
I found myself, and Sasori, sitting opposite mum and dad.
"Boys..." Dad began, looking sympathetic. I raised an eyebrow, waiting for the man to go on. "Mr. Jiraiya...He..."
"His body was found in a ditch, not too far from here..." Mum finished for him, looking down sadly.
"...He was murdered." Dad added.
I didn't know what to do. I had to act surprised.
"W-What, un...?" I asked, looking confused. Mum pursed her lips, patting me on the shoulder.
"You must be very upset, Sasori..." Dad stated, looking at the red-head.
I turned my head towards Sasori, who hopefully was a good actor, like me. The red-head's eyes were puffy, and he had numerous tears falling down his cheeks. His lip was wobbling, and his breathing was shaky.
"J-Jiraiya..." The red-head muttered, lowing his head. Mum leaned forward, pulling the boy into a hug.
"There, there..." She soothed. "He's in peace now...".
"I don't want you leaving the house without an adult." Dad stated, looking at us both seriously.
"Dad's right, It's only for the best." Mum added, pursing her lips. "I don't know what I'd do if anything happened...".
Me and Sasori both nodded in reply.
"...You can go now..." Mum smiled, patting us both on the shoulder. Sasori was the first to stand up, and he slowly made his way out of the room, followed by me.
"Deidara?"
I turned around, facing my mother.
"You didn't see anything, did you...?" She asked, a serious expression plastered onto her face.
This could all end now. I could tell her what happened, while Sasori wasn't in the room. I would be free again; I wouldn't have to put up with a psychotic boy living in my house. He'd be locked away forever, and me and my family would be safe...
"...No." I shook my head, turning around, and leaving.
Awww, Dei...Is it 'cus you love 'Sori? :3
Like I said, combo-update, so the next chapter will be much, much longer.
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