Like I said, combo-update! So you haven't missed anything, I just felt bad for publishing a chapter this short, after not updating for so long.

Now I assure you, you'll really want to punch Sasori in his adorable little face after you read this chapter, so I'll warn you now.

For an extra apology of being so late, Here's a short story between Sasori and Chiyo, when Sasori was 5.

Sassy: Chiyo-baa-saaaaan~
Chiyo: What, you little shit?
'Sori: Can I have a cookie please~? *Insert-cuteness-overload-here-plz*
Chiyo: No, fuck off. Do I look like I'm made of money?
Sas: You look like you're made of leather, Granny~!
Chiyo: What.
Sas-Sas: Nothing, Granny~ *Flutters eyelashes*
Chiyo: Fucking gingers.
Saso: Fucking bags.
Chiyo: What.
'Ori: Nothing, Chiyo-baa-saaaaaan~
Chiyo: 'Kay.
Sas-whore-i: Where's mummy and daddy~?
Chiyo: Dead. Got sliced up by that guy from Konoha, y'know, the one who rides a giant panda.
Sasori: ...'Kay.

Anyway...I hope you enjoy!

Please review!^^

Konoha's white-fang: Or else I'll slice you up with mah giant panda, hehe~

Deidara's POV

I sat stiffly on my bed, eyeing one of my most favourite possessions, a framed picture of me and Hidan. My silver-haired friend had given it to me for my birthday a few years ago, and I've treasured it since.
I hadn't received much news on Hidan's condition, apparently he was stabler, but not stable enough for visitors. I scowled, They could at least let me go and visit him. He's my best friend, for fuck's sake!

My thoughts were interrupted by a tapping at my door.
"Come in, Sasori..." I sighed, preparing myself to have another awkward conversation with the red-head.

Sasori slowly opened the door, stepping in.
"I bring you news!" He cheered, crawling onto the bed.
"And that is...?"
"Hidan's dead!" He grinned, tilting his head.

My heart stopped. W-What? No. No, Hidan wasn't dead...

"Y-You're lying..." I chocked, feeling tears escape from my eyes, as they misted over.
"Nope!" Sasori squealed, giggling. "Dead, dead, dead!" He chanted.
"You're lying, un!" I sobbed, grabbing hold of the smaller boy's shoulders.
"Of course I'm lying!" Sasori laughed, smiling even more. "Hidan's not dead! April fools!"

I stopped crying, and stared at the red-head in shock.
"W-What...?"
"April fools! It's April the 1st, and I'm suppose to fool you, that's what mummy said!" Sasori replied, giggling.

What on earth was Mum thinking!?

"That's not funny!" I snapped, pushing the red-head away. Sasori's like faltered, and he gave me a confused look.
"It's not...?"
"No, un!" I glared. "Not at all! Hidan's my best friend, just because you have no friends, doesn't mean you should make others who actually do miserable!"

Sasori looked hurt, as he was looking down to the floor.
"I see..." He muttered, standing up, and heading to the door. On his way there, I saw him hold out his hand, as if he was purposely going to knock something over; Like what he did with that snobby couple's plates.

Except this time, the red-head's hand was heading towards my most treasured possession: The picture of me and Hidan.

"No, un!" I bellowed, dashing over towards the boy before he could knock over the picture. I grabbed his skinny arm firmly, and threw him onto the floor.

Sasori let out a cry of pain, clutching his arm in fear.
"W-What're you doing?" He cried, tears flooding down his pale cheeks.
"Don't you ever try and do that again, Y'hear?" I seethed, placing the picture onto a high shelf.
"D-Do what?" Sasori sobbed.

At that moment, mum dashed in, obviously hearing the noise from downstairs.
"What's going on?" She asked, her eyes fixing on Sasori, as she let out a light gasp. "What happened?"
"D-Deidara...Hurt me..." He sobbed, clutching his arm.
"I didn't, un!" I began, glaring at the red-head. "I didn't, he's making it all up!"
"It doesn't look like he is..." Mum seethed, helping the boy up. "You're grounded." She glared at me, escorting Sasori out of the room.

Sasori's POV

"It doesn't look too bad..." Mummy smiled, observing my arm. "I still can't believe Deidara did that...".

I tried not to laugh. It didn't look too bad.

Yet.

Later, Normal POV

The red-head smirked as he approached the large, blue vice, which was attached to a work table. The garage was full of tools and mechanisms like these. Breathing slowly, he pulled out a fresh, white rag from his pocket, scrunching it up. He then stuffed it into his mouth, just to prevent any unwanted noise.

The vice was old, and rusty. Good for holding wood, and other objects in place. If screwed too tight though, it could shatter the object completely.

Now sweating slightly, Sasori placed his slender arm in the gap of the vice, shakily twisting the leaver around, so it slowly closed it's iron mouth. The tighter the iron felt around his arm, the more the red-head began to sweat and shake. He was used to pain, he was strong.

The vice was not almost as tight as it could go, and a large bruise was clearly making it's way around Sasori's arm. After a few more seconds of agony, and slow, painful turning; A spine-tingling crack was heard.

The boy let out a cry of pain, thankfully muffled due to the rag in his mouth. He stared down at his slender arm, noticing part of the bone popping out of place.

Yes, it was broken.

Sasori's POV

"Daddy, Mummy!" I cried, curled up in bed, with my bad arm limply hanging by my side. I whimpered as the door flew open, revealing my "Parents".
"What's wrong, sweetie?" Mummy asked, approaching me cautiously. I whimpered, looking at my deformed arm. "Oh my god!" She cried.
"D-Deidara did that?" Daddy asked, kneeling next to me. I nodded slowly, tears streaking down my cheeks.
"H-He hit me again..." I whimpered, turning my head towards them.
"...We need to get you to the hospital..." Mummy stated, helping me sit up. "Honey, will you go fetch Deidara, please? He should come with us...".

My plan so far, had succeeded.

Oh Sasori, you little shit.

Don't worry, folks! All should be good soon!

...Hopefully.

Ah, I'm kidding. It will clear up, and the wonderful vibes of SasoDei will be back~

I hope you enjoyed that...Horrific...Chapter...Aha...

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