How did I let myself be dragged here...?

"Good luck, Tsuna-kun!"

"Don't lose!"

"Juudaime~!"

"Wha-? Everyone's here!"

I sighed. "Yeah... Don't be defeated, oh brother of mine."

"Even Nee-chan!"

After the Sasagawa siblings had left, I had come out from where I had been hiding behind the building and handed Tsuna a spare uniform. He had still been in shock at Ryohei's request- order- whatever that was, and was staring blankly after him. I had patted him on the shoulder sympathetically.

"Good luck."

And then I had left, with no intention to come witness the match. However, when classes ended, I had been ambushed by an enthusiastic Yamamoto, Gokudera, and Kyoko, who had herded me to the gym. And now here I was, watching an over-zealous boxer yelling "JOIN!" and his future boss yelling "NO!" and the two attempting to beat the crap out of each other.

Resisting the urge to face-palm, I looked around for a way to escape and not watch the ridiculous match.

Oho? The path to the door's clear.

I sidled to the door, making sure no-one was watching me (I needn't have worried, they were all focused on the match), and then successfully made my escape. I sighed in relief, then swiftly ducked down. A moment later, the window I had been passing shattered as one Sasagawa Ryohei crashed into it.

That, was too close. Thank whatever divine being there may or may not be out there for Hyper Intuition.

I sighed again, then adjusted the bag on my shoulder and ran off.

"He skips school on the days he's supposed to get shots..."

I stared at the faint skull and text in a speech bubble on my right wrist.

Really? Of all the things to have a twin connection in, it has to be the Skull Disease?

That's it. I was going home.

Smashing open the front door, I stomped up the stairs to Tsuna's room, and his bedroom door suffered the same fate as the other door that had been unlucky enough to be in my way.

"Tsuna... What's this about you skipping school on vaccination days~?"

He shrieked. "N-Nee-chan!"

"Oh, Nee-chan." Reborn greeted me.

"A pretty girl!" Dr. Shamal tried to kiss me. He was promptly discouraged by the threat of defenestration.

"Nee-chan, let go of him!" Tsuna tried to dissuade me from pushing Shamal further out the window. I snapped my head back to him, and he flinched back, obviously regretting it. I smiled at him, and he cowered further.

"Sure, I'll let go of him~"

I pushed the perverted doctor/hitman further out the window until he was dangling by his coat collar in my hand.

"No, no, no!" shrieked Tsuna. "Don't let go of him!"

"Huh?" I pouted in confusion at him. "But you just said to let him go."

"That was when he was still inside!"

"Nee-chan." Reborn finally spoke up, having been watching the whole time. "As amusing as this is, the guy you're currently dangling out the window - nice arm strength, by the way - is the only one who can save Tsuna from an embarrassing death. So it would be in your best interests to pull him back in, if you don't want those marks on your body to last forever."

I sighed, in mock disappointment. "Fine."

I pulled the man back in and deposited him on the floor. "These marks had better be gone in five minutes, or else someone's going to get a nasty surprise~" I smiled again, and left the room, waving airily to the people behind me.

"...Damn. What an impressive girl."

Sometime later, in another universe, Tsuna wondered why he felt such déjà vu when Hibari was pushing his friends out of the window. It quickly dispersed when he was hit with the Dying Will Bullet.

Some more time later, it was the time for the athletics carnival. The A team was holding a meeting in a classroom, and Ryohei was filling the room with his "ultimate will - wait, no - "ULTIMATE WILL TO WIN!". Tsuna was watching Kyoko (nothing new there), Gokudera was complaining about Ryohei (an occurrence that would become common in the future), and Yamamoto was attempting to calm him down (also nothing new there).

Me? I, on the other hand, was trying not to look bored and cheering with the rest of the crowd. If all went according to the manga, the pole knocking competition would be sabotaged, team A would lose due to the white/silver haired duo fighting, Tsuna would get beaten up, and then the whole thing would turn into an all-out scuffle. There was nothing at all that would involve me.

Or, at least, that's what I thought. The world seemed to love proving me wrong.

Tsuna had been elected leader, congratulated, and accidently burst the Reborn dummy, when the door to the classroom was suddenly slammed open. A few burly looking girls stood at the entrance. The classroom fell silent.

Ryohei, who was still at the front of the class, asked their intentions in coming to our meeting. They replied with a request to see Sawada-san. Ryohei yelled to Tsuna.

"Sawada! Come here!"

As Tsuna unsurely stood up, the girls frowned and called out, "No, not him. The other Sawada-san."

Tsuna sat down in relief as I raised an eyebrow and went over to them.

"Yes?" I said, smiling, "What do you need?"

The girl who seemed to be the leader of the group looked me up and down once, and nodded in approval. She nodded to the people behind her, and then as one, they bowed.

"Sawada-san, would you please be our leader for the pole-knocking competition?"

Omake - If our beloved main character was also a womanizer

I stared at Shamal.

Shamal stared at me.

"Dude."

"Dude."

Tsuna could only watch, open-mouthed, in disbelief, and eye twitching, as his twin and Shamal hugged each other, weeping, and mumbling something about 'finding a kindred spirit' and 'a true fellow female lover'.

This chapter contains content from three - no, four manga chapters. Hm. I've also noticed that I don't have one particular writing style. Huh. I also feel like I failed at writing Shamal. Meh.

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