"Um, Dr Altman-Montgomery... Are you okay?" Dr Nico Atwood, the intern on Teddy's service asked.
"Yes...no...yes...oh I don't know!" Teddy said in-between her hysterical crys. "I'm a big fat emotional casserole!"
"Do you um, do you want me to page someone? Dr Montgomery maybe?" She asked sheepishly.
"NO!" Teddy all but shouted. "I am fine. I do not need my wife every time my bloody hormones decide to flare up!" Teddy said, the tears still falling down her cheeks.
"Are you sure? I mean, you do seem pretty upset..."
"Well can you blame me?!" Teddy threw her hands up in the air. "I am allowed one, ONE cup of coffee a day and you go and give me the wrong coffee! How am I supposed to go into a 4 hour surgery with a big fat belly and no coffee!" Teddy spat, throwing the cup on the floor.
"I can go and get you another one...its no trouble" the terrified intern stumbled on her words.
"No. Forget it. I'll go myself!" Teddy pushed the intern out her way and waddled down the hallway, shooting evil looks at everyone who were watching the scene fold out.
If people weren't scared of Teddy before she was pregnant, they certainly were now she was!
"NO THAT IS NOT WHAT I ASKED FOR!" Teddy screamed at the coffee cart woman. "ARE YOU PURPOSLEY TRYING TO PISS ME OFF OR ARE YOU JUST THAT STUPID?!"
The woman at the coffee cart looked like she was about to have an emotional breakdown. All she had done was tell Teddy they were out of breakfast bagels as they stopped selling them at 11.30am and it was now almost 5pm.
Addison was with a patient when she got the page. She politely dismissed herself and headed to the cafeteria. She could hear her wife screaming from the hallway. Not again! Addison sighed internally.
"What are you looking at?!" Addison snapped as she walked into the cafeteria, the fifth years and interns snapping into place and going back to their conversations.
"Teddy, what seems to be the problem?" Addison asked sweetly as she approached her wife, placing a hand on the small of the blonde's back.
"This stupid bitch is refusing to give a heavily pregnant woman food, that's what's the problem!" Teddy growled.
"That's not nice!" Addison raised an eyebrow at the 'stupid bitch' insult. "You know they stop serving breakfast bagels at 11, why don't you just get a normal bagel?" Addison reasoned.
"Because the babies don't want a normal bagel. They want a breakfast one!" Teddy huffed, this time her eyes filled with tears and she started crying hysterically. "How am I supposed to be a good mother when I can't even look after them when they're inside me?! All they want is a bacon, egg and sausage bagel and I can't even do that! I mean, first that stupid bloody intern got my coffee wrong so I come down here myself to get another one and then I find out they're not selling the bagels!" Teddy started hyper-ventilating.
The coffee cart woman now felt sorry for Teddy. Her heart was almost breaking at the sight.
"I can go and make you one myself, If you'll wait that is?" She offered sweetly.
"You will?" Teddy sniffled.
"Sure" the coffee cart woman, Sophie, smiled.
"Oh my God, that's so sweet!" Teddy started crying again. "I'm sorry I called you a stupid bitch" she cried.
"Its forgotten about" Sophie shrugged it off before heading to the kitchen.
"See, you have to be nice to people" Addison wiped Teddy's black, mascara filled tears from her cheeks.
"I try, its just these stupid hormones! I know I'm a crazy fat bitch! That's what everyone calls me!" Teddy broke down.
Addison wrapped her arms around her hysterical wife who was having a mini breakdown in the middle of the cafeteria.
"Shhhhh" Addison whispered into Teddy's ear, kissing her head gently and stroking her soft, golden locks.
Within seconds Teddy's crying fit turned into one on laughter.
"Oh God!" She laughed, wiping her cheeks. "This is only going to get worse isn't it?!" She said through her laughs.
"I hope not!" Addison laughed, pecking her wife on the cheek before pulling out a chair for her to sit down on.
"We're going to have to get Sophie a bottle of wine or something to apologise!" Teddy cringed.
"And your intern, Nico!"
"Oh, she's had it coming for weeks-"
"-Teddy, you threw a cup of coffee at her!"
"Coffee smoffee! She nearly killed a four year old yesterday because she wasn't paying attention. Maybe taking a bath in piping hot coffee will teach her a lesson"
"You're worse than Cristina, you know that right?!" Addison laughed, which caused Teddy to laugh too.
"Ooooohhhh" Teddy winced, grabbing Addison's hand and placing it on her giant belly. "One of the twins is getting impatient!"
Addison's heart melted at the feel of one of her children kicking. It really was such a beautiful feeling. She had always dreamt of carrying her own child, but for some reason, the way things had turned out, Teddy ending up being the one to carry them, it seemed to be more perfect than Addison could ever have dreamed.
"They're telling their Mama not to go crazy at poor innocent coffee cart women or interns" Addison raised an eyebrow.
"Yeah okay, I know. I'm a hideous pregnant woman! Only two more moths!"
"You're not hideous! Just a little crazy!" Addison smiled.
A sweet smile on her face, Sophie emerged from the kitchen, a giant breakfast bagel in hand. Teddy's eyes widened in excitement at the site.
"Oh my God, thank youuuu!" Teddy beamed. "And again, I'm sorry"
"Listen, don't worry. I was the same when I was pregnant!"
Teddy tucked into her bagel and Addison watched her with a huge smile on her face. She was so adorable when she ate, even when she had ketchup smeared all up her cheek and ever since she had been pregnant she more or less inhaled her food in one bite. Teddy made everything adorable. After Teddy had finished Addison walked her wife back upstairs, a proud smile on her face. Despite the fact she had been crazy for the past 6 months, she was going to give her the best gift possible. She was going to give her children. These past 5 years had been the best of her life and she couldn't wait for the years to come. Raising her children with Teddy. Growing old with Teddy. Being happy till the day she died, all because of Teddy.