The sirens wailed and the speakers blared to life, announcing that we were under attack. The rollercoaster I was on ground to a stop and the attendants hurried the passengers off. We were directed to the Mafia Fort. I was about to follow the crowd when my arm was grabbed. Whipping around, I almost flipped whoever it was over my shoulder, but luckily for them, I managed to recognize them in time.

"Aoki-san." It was one of the Sonohoka men.

"Sawada-sama, please follow me." He tugged my arm, and after a moment of not so careful deliberation, I let myself be pulled along. Another bad decision for the list.

As we approached the large crowd of gun-toting men, I could hear Sato, a young and hot-blooded man who was pretty high up in the Sonohoka, yell.

"All of you are no match for us Sonohoka yakuza! We have the Vongola Decimo's sister as our acting oyabun!"

Ah. So that's why they were so determined in showing me their appreciation. Shit.

"All of you are no match for us Sonohoka yakuza! We have the Vongola Decimo's sister as our acting oyabun!"

Wait, what? Tsuna was confused. His sister wasn't here, was she? Or maybe they had mistaken someone else for either the Vongola Decimo or his sister.

Gokudera pushed through and out of the crowd to him, then turned and yelled at the man who had been shouting, "Well, we have someone even better! The Vongola Decimo himself!"

"What?!"

Just then, the crowd parted for two people.

"Sato-san, I found her."

The 'her' was Tsuna's sister.

"Nee-chan?!"

She looked up at the sound of his voice, irritated scowl disappearing for a clueless smile. She brushed the man's hand off her arm and made her way over to him.

"Tsu-kun? Are we going to fight the enemy Mafia?" she asked.

"You know?!"

"What a neat event!"

That's exactly what mum said!

The man who was yelling earlier made his way over to them. "Sawada-sama, I must ask that you lead us for this battle!"

A look of annoyance briefly flashed across her face, before she smiled with all the cluelessness of a dozen Yamamotos and Nanas combined.

"I don't really get it, but sure, I'll play the yakuza game."

"The problem for the leaders are solved then."

"We'll have the Godfather and his sister lead us to victory!"

"Wait, what?!" Tsuna shrieked.

"Tradition, rules, scale, power, no one is any match for the Vongola!"

"What, no-"

"Everyone, let's follow the Vongola Decimo and his sister!" All the men cheered and picked up their guns. Tsuna tried to protest, but was inevitably swept away by the crowd of cheering men who lifted him up. They attempted to lift his sister up as well, but she dodged their hands and skipped beside his entourage.

"Nooooo!" Tsuna shrieked. "I don't want to fight!"

I ran with the group Tsuna was currently being carried by. Screw the Sonohoka. They could rot in hell for all I cared. Claiming me as their leader only because I was the Vongola Decimo's sister and would give them a higher status, then running off by themselves. I was feeling slightly betrayed. Only slightly.

"Sawada-sama!" A voice called out and I turned around to see who it was. Sato waved a gun in the air and ran faster to catch up with me. "Are you going to fight on the front lines? I'll come with you!"

"...Do whatever you want." I turned back around.

"The rest are back there protecting the fort! But they'll come as soon as they can."

"That's nice."

"It was a good idea to go with your brother! We can show the strength of the Sonohoka this way!"

"If you say so."

"...Are you sulking?"

"...No."

Sato peered at my face and I turned it to the side, but it was too late. He chuckled and rested his hand on my head. I lifted an arm and pinched the skin of his wrist to get it off.

"Ow." It worked. Sato removed his hand. "You know, we didn't appoint you as acting oyabun because you're the Vongola Decimo's sister. We appointed you because you're strong and we're grateful to you for saving our Hime-sama. Also, we like you."

When I didn't respond, he chuckled again and patted my head. "You're such a kid."

This time I grabbed his arm and flipped him. He hit the ground with a loud thud.

"Ow!"

"I may be a mere child, but I can still kick your ass."

He got up and continued running, rubbing his sore backside.

"And that's all we ask for."

I slowed down a little and moved behind him. He turned his head to peer quizzically at me, and I gave him a good boot to the behind.

"Wha-" he managed to get out, then promptly ate dirt. I snickered. He lifted his head up from his impressive face-plant. "Hey! What was that for!"

I shrugged. "You asked for me to kick your ass."

He stared at me. "...Not my ass, the enemies' asses."

"Shoulda made it clearer."

He shook his head in exasperation and got up again. "Whatever. Now, let's go defeat the enemy!"

Omake - Arthur complains.

"Hey, Iggy," Alfred called. "How was your stay in Japan?"

"Don't call me that!" Arthur snapped.

"Fine, Artie."

"Don't call me that either!"

"Then what do I call you? Bushy Brows?"

"No! Why can't you just call me Arthur?"

"Because that's boring. Now, how was your stay?"

Arthur sighed and leant back on his seat. "It was... interesting, to say the least."

"...Just interesting?"

"Well, my host family was nice enough, but oh my god...! There was this one prefect who used violence to get everything done with his 'kamikorosu', another male who was even louder than you yelling about his boxing club, explosions, another who kept an unending supply of dynamite on him, more explosions, a gun-wielding baby, even more explosions, and the brother had a penchant for running around town yelling in nothing more than his boxers! And throughout it all, the sister acted like it was all normal!" Arthur finished his rant, breathing heavily.

There was a moment of silence. Then Alfred looked straight at Arthur, eyes sparkling.

"Dude, that sounds awesome."

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Reaper Senpai: Aww, thanks! My knee's fine now, thank you.

HikariNoTenshi-San: Well, the ones most suited for a job like that are almost always the ones who don't want to do it the most. Just look at Dino and Tsuna. They're two of the best bosses around.

Akayuki Novak: Well, she is the sister of the top 'unable to say no' person.