Chapter 2: 'Left 4 Dead 2'
*Run... That's all they could do... is run... Run away from the tanks, and spitters, and hunters. Coach told everybody to wait... Wait until he was done eating
the chocolate... Rochelle wouldn't let that happen. She, being the old hag that she is, has the weirdest obsession over Coach... Everybody says she want's his
saggy, moldy, dusty, chocolate meat. Rochelle, still chasing Coach down, slouched over and groaning as she ran, shot any zombies that came her way.*
"Coachhhhhhhhhhhh..."
*She groaned as she continued to chase him down. It was obvious that Rochelle was the one who signaled the horde for the finale so that she could get to
Coach easier. The team was disorientated and split up. They were somehow at the boathouse finale. How they got there? Well, Ellis, with his obsession over
Zoey, drove the car to where Zoey last told where she would be... Obviously, she lied to get him off her ass. Ellis continued to run from a smoker that kept
expanding his tongue, but not to drag him... Mostly to try and get into his pants.*
"GET THIS THANG AWAY FROM ME YA'LL!"
*He screamed as he continued to run away from the smoker. The smoker just giggled and continued to glide to chase down his pray... As this was going on,
Nick decided to take things into his own hands. Since Ellis, Rochelle, and Coach were all distracting the infected, it gave him time to run into the boathouse and
up to the Gatling gun. He touched the arms of the gun and moaned.*
"Ah... This baby is hard and ready for me. TAKE THIS YOU BITCHES!"
*Nick pulled the trigger and went back and forth; killing all the infected. After about 2,000 bullets or so, they were all dead. He then spotted Rochelle still
chasing down Coach and an evil grin appeared on his face. He aimed the Gatling gun at her and fired. The bullet grazed the side of her face, shooting off her
left ear.*
"BALALAHALAKLA!"
*She groaned and let out some very disturbing noises as she was shot. She quickly pulled out her first aid kit and began to heal herself.*
"Healing. Better patch up the hole..."
*Rochelle said as she healed her ear then brought the renaming bandages down to her lady bits. She stuffed all the bandages in there, then let out a loud
moan. Coach, after had watched Rochelle, ended up puking out all his chocolate that he recently had eaten.*
"OH GOD! NOT MY BABIES!"
*Coach fell to the ground and began to lick up the vomit. Rochelle saw this and slowly crept up behind Coach and began to lick the vomit too. Nick just shook
his head and jumped down. He then walked over to Ellis who had been hiding behind a tree.*
"Is-Is they gone?"
*Ellis asked in his many grammatical errors and his southern accent. Nick sighed and grabbed his hand like a little child.*
"Yes. Now, the chopper is here, which is weird since we're at a boathouse, but whatever. Come on, let's go!"
*Nick dragged Ellis over to Rochelle and Coach and shook his head again.*
"You two, There's chocolate in the heli-"
*Before Nick had time to finish what he was saying, Coach rammed through Ellis and Nick like a elephant as he dashed towards the helicopter. Following quickly behind
him, Rochelle managed to catch up with him and they both jumped in the helicopter. Nick got up and drug Ellis to the chopper. Once everybody was in, He
sighed in relief and turned to face the pilot.*
"Thank god... Let's go! Fly!"
*He demanded. The pilot smiled and nodded and soon took off. The boathouse slowly faded away and it was far out of sight. Nick, along with Ellis and Coach,
were strapped in the seats. Rochelle had made her way into Coach's lap. Coach had tears in his eyes since Nick lied about the chocolate. Nick turned to face
the pilot.*
"Where are we going?"
*The pilot turned on auto-pilot as he walked over to the 4 of them.*
"Hi! Let me introduce myself. I'm now your host... CHRIS McLEAN! Now, before you guys begin to ask questions..."
*Chris pulled out a stun gun and shot it at Rochelle. It clanged onto one of her saggy boobs and began to shock her. She let out a gargling noise as she fell to
the ground. Chris let out a sigh of relief as he retreated the stun gun. He then glanced around the room at the expressions... It was obvious that nobody cared
for her, which made it all the more better.*
"Now, here is what is going on..."
*Chris explained, in full detail, about Left 4 Dead Island. Rochelle, still having a mini-seizure, didn't react to it at all; same with Coach. Ellis was to fascinated on
trying to figure out how a helicopter worked. Nick, being the complete bad ass that he was, pulled out a pistol and aimed it right at Chris's head.*
"Fuck that. You're going to let us out of here right now or so help me god..."
*Chris stared at Nick for a moment, then began to laugh at his threat. He whipped a tear from his face and then shook his head.*
"Sorry. But once you enter, there is no leaving. I made one of your teammates sign all of your life's away, and that person would be... ROCHELLE! So Nick, just
thank her for me once she... recovers."
*With that, Chris turned back and walked back to his seat. He then shut the door so Nick couldn't come in and shoot him and continued to fly. Nick looked down
at Rochelle, who now had white foam coming out of her mouth and drowning in a puddle of her own piss, and just shook his head. He walked back over to his
seat and sat back down.*
"This is going to be one hell of a ride..."
*Nick said as they came closer and closer to Left 4 Dead Island...*