Callie had sprinted to Addison's house as soon as she got out of surgery and checked her voicemail. She had received several voicemails off her best friend, all of them were just Addison mumbling and rambling and panicking.
"Addie, what's wrong?!" Callie panted breathlessly as Addison opened her front door. Callie had been expecting Addison to be bleeding out or on the floor or something due to the nature of the calls.
"Come-c'min" Addison stepped aside as the Latina entered her home and headed straight for the living room.
"Addie? What the?" Callie's brows knitted together as the sounds of sleazy porno music filled the air and her eyes landed on Addison's TV. "Is that... Porn?!" Callie's eyes widened as she heard the two women on the giant plasma moan.
"Uh huh" Addison huffed, aiming the remote at the TV and muting it.
"...why?" Was all Callie choked out.
"Because. I'm freaking out!" Addison started to pace back and forth, her bare perfectly manicured toes bouncing off the real hardwood floors. "Me and Teddy decided that Saturday is the night" Addison chewed on her thumb.
"Wait... You guys haven't done it yet?"
"No... I mean, we've done stuff but we've not don't it yet and now I'm freaking out!"
Callie placed her hands on Addison's shoulders to stop her pacing back and forth, the woman was about to burn a hole in the floor!
"...I mean, its been nine months of this build up and now I don't even... What if I'm bad or or or-"
"-Addie, breathe. Okay? You guys are already like this old married couple. If you've done stuff before then why are you freaking out?"
"Because!" Addison said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world. "What if I'm bad!"
"Addie-"
"-no, I'm serious. I mean, I know I'm a beast in the sack but that's with men... I mean look at that!" Addison pointed towards the giant plasma mounted on the wall. "I can't bend in that way! I don't even think I can do that with my leg-"
"-Addison. You do know that's not real, right?" Callie raised her brow at her best friend. "You're making too big a deal out of this. You shouldn't think about it. Just do it. Just let it happen and it will be perfect and you will be a beast and rock Teddy's world, okay?". Callie smiled reassuringly and Addison smiled back weakly. "And anyway... After a while that move will be a piece of cake!" Callie shot a dirty wink at the red head, causing her to laugh out loud.
"Where would I be without you?!"
"Probably watching 'Naughty Nurses 5'!" Callie laughed. "Where did you even get that from anyway?"
"I stole it from the back of Mark's closet" Addison laughed, scrunching up her face in embarrassment.
"Addison!" Callie scoffed, not believing it.
"What?! I was freaking out! He's got tonnes of the stuff and I was hardly going to go out and buy porn -gay or straight- myself!" Addison defended herself.
"Okay, okay!" Callie laughed. "Can you turn it off now... Its kinda disturbing!" Callie added and Addison nearly passed out at the grotesque sight on her giant television.
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"You're surprisingly calm about all of this!" Arizona smiled as she took another sip out of her glass of wine.
"I am... Sort of" Teddy poured herself another glass. "I mean, I was freaking out before but then I remembered that Addison is in the same boat I am and you can tell that just by looking at her she is a sexual Goddess so when I'm presented with her then hopefully I will be too" Teddy half slurred her words.
"If you don't over think about it and obsess, its going to be fine! Believe me!" Arizona flashed her best friend a dimple clad smile. "And you can tell just by looking at you that you're a sexual Goddess too!"
"How much have you had to drink?!" Teddy laughed.
"One less bottle than you!"
"Hey! I haven't had that much!" Teddy slapped Arizona's leg playfully.
She wasn't drunk now but one more glass of wine and she would be. Truth was, as calm as she was looking on the outside, on the inside she was freaking out. Arizona knew Teddy. She was her best friend. She could tell that Teddy was freaking out about sleeping with Addison for the first time.
"You do know its going to be perfect, right?!" Arizona said in a serious tone.
"Is it though?" Teddy placed her glass down and looked into Arizona's sparkly blue eyes, her own flashing with fear and uncertainty.
"Tedds, its gonna be scary the first time. You're gonna be freaking out, but like you said, Addie is going through this too. She's probably freaking out right now too. But you guys are lucky. You've been together for like 9 months already. You're already in love and you're already committed to each other. You guys are so insanely in love with each other that no matter what happens, its going to be perfect. Its not just sex, its you showing Addison just how much you love her. You're showing her just how intimate you can be. You're in love and you're gonna be perfect, okay?"
Teddy didn't say anything, she just smiled at Arizona, her eyes glassy with tears.
"Aw, Tedds" Arizona half smiled as she wrapped her arms around her best friend.
"I really do love her" Teddy smiled, thinking about just how much she did love Addison and how Arizona was right. They were in love, and that was all that mattered.