I know I said this was going to be a one-shot but see what had happened was, I got such good feedback & someone suggested a make a series of oneshots so I figured hmm...why not give my fans what they ask for? =]

Inuyasha mouthed the words of a prayer as he slowly pulled into the garage, grabbed his belongings out of the passenger seat & walked as quietly as he could to the door that led into the house.

'Please let him be in the bedroom, please, please...'

He opened the door with just enough noise to signal he was home & closed it before pushing the button to close the garage door. If the gods had any love for him, Sesshomaru wouldn't have even known he'd left in the first place & wouldn't bother coming out of the bedroom.

The entrance from the garage led into the kitchen which the hanyou had to walk through in order to reach the staircase. Halfway up the starcase was the landing which, if their bedroom door was open, was in plain sight from their bed. Inuyasha held his breath as he crept up the stairs, praying their bedroom door wasn't open.

'This is the only thing I ask of you, Kami, I swear. Just don't let him see m-'

Inuyasha paused when he thought their bedroom door opened wider, frozen in panic but then he realized Sesshomaru must've just closed their bathroom door & the half breed heaved a sigh of relief as he took the stairs three at a time into their guest bedroom. Once the door was closed, he smiled down at his box of meat lover's pizza & box of sixteen perfectly & freshly made honey barbeque wings. A ridiculous, childish excitment shot through his body as he realized...this was all his.

Inuyasha had no problem admitting he was selfish, especially when it came to food. There were numerous places around the house where he'd stashed snacks & sweets because Kami knows, if Sesshomaru got a hold of them they'd be gone within three hours. He was almost positive Sesshomaru had his snack stashes as well so it didn't make him feel that bad.

Anyway, he'd been wanting pizza for a few weeks now but never seemed to be able to get it. Either he had to pay for some car maintainance, he had to pay some bill or he just didn't have the time to go pick one up. But today all of that changed when he realized today was a holiday so he didn't have to work & he didn't have any bills that were due anytime soon.

Inuyasha slowly picked up a slice of his steaming hot pizza, drooling when the cheese stretched & slowly melted off onto his hand. He bit into ever so slowly & moaned, his eyes rolling in the back of his head. "Oh God...oh God, yes, baby, that's how Daddy likes it..."

This was the best pizza ever made in the history of best pizzas ever. It burnt his tongue a few times but he was ok with that; nothing a little sugar won't cure. He was so enraptured by the pizza he'd almost forgotten about his wings.

"Oh Daddy's comin' for ya, baby, don't you worry..."

He slowly opened the box & closed his eyes to savor the smell as the steam wafted off of them. They were so hot it was a little uncomfortable holding the box but he picked one up & ate it, moaning once again. This had to be a sin...it just had to be...

"Inuyasha?"

Shit. Inuyasha swallowed the morsel of chicken so quickly he almost choked. Quickly, he closed the boxes & pushed them under the bed before running to the bathroom to check & make sure there weren't any traces of his "sin" left on his face.

"Inuyash-"

"Comin', babe, I'm comin'!"

Inuyasha hurridly opened the door & stood at the banister, smiling down at his mate who had one eyebrow lifted in question. "Sup, sweetheart?"

"What are you doing up there?"

"Oh just uh...you know, cleanin' & whatnot. Figured the sheets needed to be washed or somethin'"

Sesshomaru didn't look entirely convinced but he let it go. "You have forgotten to pay the Netflix bill. Do not be alarmed when eight dollars have been subtracted out of your account"

Inuyasha hoped he didn't look as nervous as he felt. Sure, eight bucks wasn't much but he'd already maxed out his credit card with the pizza & wings & he'd pretty much already blown his check, minus the money left that was meant for gas...not that he was going to let his mate know that. "Uhh...can't you pay it this month, babe?"

Sesshomaru crossed his arms. "I have paid it for the last six months, Inuyasha"

"...But you can pay for anotha month...right...?"

The inu-youkai narrowed his eyes, his jaw flexed. "You recieved your check from work a mere three days ago, Inuyasha. Are you telling me you have not eight dollars?"

"Um...what?"

"You heard me, hanyou!"

Sesshomaru was not to be fucked with when he called Inuyasha hanyou. That meant shit was about to get real, real quick. But if Inuyasha told him what he spend the last few dollars on the card on then he'd have to share!

"Uh...well see since gas prices went up I had to put more in the tank than I usually do & so..."

"That is exactly why you need to stop speeding"

"You're right, I really do, you ain't neva lied about that & I will since the gas prices just keep goin' up & I'm like what the fu-"

Sesshomaru made a noise quite similar to a snort, which was very unlike him. "Fine. I will pay the bill...again. But there will be consquences...starting with the pizza & wings you have hidden upstairs"

Inuyasha's heart dropped all the way to his groin & he groaned. Damn he kept forgetting how good Sesshomaru's sense of smell was. He retrieved the food though & brought it downstairs, watching mournfully as his mate indulged himself in the last four remaining slices & the last six wings. He was seriously struggling against tears when Sesshomaru slowly licked the sauce off of his slender fingers.

"Mmm...delicious..." Sesshomaru purred.

"Glad you liked it..." Inuyasha said sadly, his voice cracking. Next time he was going to just stay in the car & eat his pizza.