Hadley Johnson wrote on Violet Allison Toadstool's wall: Hey Violet, call me, alright? I have to tell you something!
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Violet Allison Toadstool: Alright. I will. Give me a minute.
Bowser Koopa: What I wanna know right now is WHO THE FUCK hacked my account?!
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Nobody: I DOUBT you will find out. Just kidding it was me.
Bowser Koopa: WHHHHAAATTTTT?! Fuck you!
Nobody: Fuck YOU!
Hadley Johnson: Bowser, you're an idiot.
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Bowser Koopa: FUCK YOU BITCH!
Violet Allison Toadstool: Gold!
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ComBooter: Ok, I'm on the computer 24/7 literally and I need a friend! I can't find a friend! That's all I want right now! A living friend!
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Violet Allison Toadstool: Hey, ComBooter, I will be your friend.
ComBooter: Really?
Violet Allison Toadstool: Yes really. Message me at any time if you want to. I'm usually up until 2:30 am. Ok?
ComBooter: Alright. I'll text you later. Wait, what's your phone number?
Violet Allison Toadstool: I will message you. What's yours?
ComBooter: (754)556-6180.
Violet Allison Toadstool: Got it, thanks.
ComBooter: You're welcome! :)
Violet Allison Toadstool: You've got a living friend now!
ComBooter: ;)
Violet Allison Toadstool: I just had a great time getting to know my new friend ComBooter! At least I have a satisfying amount of friends. 7 friends, good enough. Nothing more, nothing less.
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Ginger Starks: Does anyone know that I have powers over the wind? Most people do. They call me "The Air Bender"
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Violet Allison Toadstool: "Avatar: The Last Airbender"?
Ginger Starks: Yea.
Violet Allison Toadstool: Oh wow.
Violet Allison Toadstool: Ok, se qualcuno non trova che il signor Stalker è ho intenzione di cazzo perderla! Voglio dire, la cagna qui fatto saltare in aria il mio telefono mi chiede di uscire con lui! Continuo a dire "No"! Poi dopo io dico "No" comincia a inviare e-mail e messaggi su facebook e il testo e mi chiamano sul mio cellulare! Se mi manda un altro messaggio che sto così segnalato il suo cazzo di culo! Se mai lo vedo di persona, oh oh, che sta andando giù così forte che non sarà nemmeno cazzo di sapere cosa è successo!
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Mario Toadstool: Violet, tesoro, signor Stalker sta per passare attraverso di me se vuole uscire con te.
Mr. Stalker: Violet Allison Toadstool will you go on a date with me?
Violet Allison Toadstool: Sei serio? CAZZO LASCIAMI IN PACE io non sono mai intenzione di andare ad un appuntamento con TE! E farò mai! Che sarebbe in TUOI SOGNI io sono solo diciassette anni! Si sta forse NEI VOSTRI ANNI TRENTA! Se mi mandi ancora un singolo messaggio vi rintracciarti e quando ti trovo io a calci in culo fottuto figlio di una cagna!
Bowser Koopa: Seriously? Speak fucking English!
Mr. Stalker: ... Wow strong Italian language...
Violet Allison Toadstool: Questo è tutto! Sei morto!
Mr. Stalker wrote on Peach Toadstool's wall: Peach Toadstool, will you go out with me?
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Peach Toadstool: NO! I'm married and I don't even know you bitch!
Mario Toadstool: ALRIGHT THAT'S IT GET OFF OF FACEBOOK BEFORE I TRACK YOU DOWN AND KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!
Ok, now that this chapter's done I'll give you a spoiler (don't read if you hate spoilers):
1. Hadley Johnson (Boo) she is the one who hacked Bowser and Eggman's account. And she is the Nobody while Kile Johnson is the Everyone on Facebook.
Spoilers are done and I'll tell you a little bit about the statuses (I'll tell you about 3 that I chose).
Status one:
Hadley Johnson: Hey Violet, call me, alright? I have to tell you something!
Hadley Johnson is calling Violet because (like the spoiler above) she is revealing that she is the one who hacked Bowser and Eggman's account.
Status two:
Bowser Koopa: What I wanna know right now is WHO THE FUCK hacked my account?!
Ok, in this status Bowser is OBVIOUSLY trying to figure out who hacked his account and Hadley responded in her shady Nobody pen name that it was her only she didn't tell her name. When do you think her name will be revealed?
Status four:
ComBooter: Ok, I'm on the computer 24/7 literally and I need a friend! I can't find a friend! That's all I want right now! A living friend!
ComBooter is an extremely lonely Boo. He never had a friend. And hence his name, he is on the computer 24/7. That is until Violet steps in and befriends him.