This is probably the dumbest thing I have ever wrote. Whatever. Also, I own nothing pls don't sue. Thanks.
"Is this a present for Emma, or a present for Teddy?" Addison asked dubiously, one of her perfectly shaped brows cocked.
"For our four year old daughter, of course!" Teddy smiled, although Addison didn't buy it.
Teddy may have told herself that she was buying it for Emma, but Addison knew that it was really a present for her. Emma was just a good reason to buy an animated Disney film when you were a fully grown adult. Especially when you were an M.D..
"Sure" Addison laughed, shaking her head as Teddy pouted.
"It is!"
"Okay, okay. I believe you. Thousands wouldn't" Addison replied sarcastically, passing her wife the wrapping paper and cello-tape.
Addison turned back to the dinner she was making as Teddy wrapped the last of the twins' Birthday presents.
The kitchen was silent, apart from the noise of the pasta sauce bubbling and the occasional sound of cello-tape being pulled. It was a nice silence, one which Addison gladly welcomed after the day she'd had.
"... Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be"
Right, only a brainless idiot would believe that you bought Frozen purely for your four year old daughter...
"... Conceal don't feel, don't let them knoooow, well now they know"
"Teddy?" Addison asked, turning down the heat on the pan of sauce and turning to face her wife.
"Yes, dear?" The blonde asked, bopping in her seat, clearly playing the Frozen soundtrack over and over in her head.
Seriously, Teddy's obsession with this film was getting out of hand. She'd called Addison 'Anna' the other day, then went on to ask if she'd wear her hair in two plaits.
"What's the name of the person who sings that song?"
"Idina Menzel sings the main one, y'know, the one that's actually in the film -the one Elsa sings. But Demi Lovato also sang it, and her version is as the title credits role. I'm currently singing Idina's version though, it sounds more... Broadway-y. I like it" Teddy grinned broadly, causing Addison to role her eyes and try to stifle her own grin at how adorable her wife was.
"Yeah well, either way, let them sing it!"
"Okay, Kristoff" Teddy smirked, knowing it would annoy her wife. "Hhhmmm, where was I?" Teddy asked under her breath, more to herself than to Addison. "Oh right... Let it go, let it go, can't hold it back any mooore. Let it go, let it gooo, turn away and slam the door"
Addison huffed irritably as Teddy began to sing again, this time even louder and even more off key just to spite her.
x-x-x-x-x
"You've got to hide that bloody iPod!"
"Excuse me?" Addison asked, turning around to a very annoyed, very frustrated looking Cristina Yang.
"Hide it. Burn it. Sell it. Anything!" Cristina exclaimed animatedly. "I don't care! Say aliens broke in and stole it. Just do something! I swear, if I have to listen to that stupid soundtrack one more time I'm going to stab her with my scalpel!"
"Try living with it" Addison groaned. "Even Emma and Luke are sick of the thing!"
"Kill the iPod, or I kill your wife" Cristina said before walking off, most probably in search of coffee, or failing that, a free on-call room with Owen.
It scared Addison slightly just how much she believed that Cristina would stab her wife. After all, Cristina had a much shorter temper then she herself did, and she was surprised Cristina hadn't snapped weeks ago. This Frozen obsession was worse than the time Teddy got obsessed with Gangsta Rap.
At least when she was obsessed with that God awful racket, she didn't adopt a family moose on a farm in Canada and name it Sven.
x-x-x-x-x-x
Addison and Callie were both glad that they had wine, because if they didn't, neither of them thought they would make it to the end of the movie. Teddy had somehow managed to rope Arizona into watching Frozen, and that had caused the other blonde to form an obsession with it.
"How's Sven?" Callie asked with a sly smile, before emptying her glass.
"Oh he's swell" Addison remarked dryly, pouring her and Callie another glass of wine. "Teddy makes sure we get weekly updates!"
"...who knew we owned 8 thousand salad plaaaates?"
"Is that my child or yours?" Callie asked, slurring slightly as her two glasses of wine started to kick in.
"That was my wife" Addison said dryly.
"...don't know if I'm elated or gassy, but I'm somewhere in that zone"
"And that was yours!" Addison sniggered.
"Mommy, shush!" Sofia turned around and shot her mother and Auntie a dirty look before turning back to the TV screen and singing along.
"... I wanna stuff some chocolate in my faaaaace!"
Both Callie and Addison turned to look at Mark, who was now singing along with the three kids: Emma, Sofia and Luke as well as the two fully grown adults: Teddy and Addison.
"Traitor!" Addison shouted, her wine sloshing around in her glass.
"...wait, are you crying?" Addison asked, on the verge of a laughing fit.
"What? No!" Mark answered a little too quickly, sniffling and trying to mask the fact that he was in fact crying.
"You are!" Callie laughed. "Oh my God, this is gonna be so good for blackmail!"
"Will the pair of you, shut up?!" Arizona turned around and shouted, the tears flowing freely down her cheeks as she sniffled, snuggling a crying Sofia in her lap.
"Yeah!" Teddy chimed in, her mascara running down her cheeks making her look like Alice Cooper. "This is the best part! Ignore them Mark!"
x-x-x-x-x
"No, Teddy. We are not going to Disney Land just so you can meet the Frozen characters!" Addison sighed, for what felt like the ten thousandth time.
"Why?"
"Because we went last month. And the month before. You pushed a five year old out the way so you could get a photo with Olaf!"
"I did not push her over! She just kinda tripped"
"If you want to go, then by all means, go. I'm not going, and I'm certainly not coming to bail you out when you get arrested for either stalking the characters or pushing some poor dying kid out of the way because you haven't gotten a photo with Elsa yet!"
Teddy pouted, feeling like she was a 5 year old, rather than a 35 year old, who had just been told they couldn't go to Disney Land.
"Its no fun without you, though" she sighed, defeated.
x-x-x-x-x
Teddy smirked as she realised Addison was still in their bedroom getting ready for the morning. She ran up to the door before knocking the jaunty, happy knock.
"Do you wanna build a Snowman? Come on let's go and play!"
Addison growled under her breath and remained silent.
"I never see you anymore. Come out the door, its like you've gone awaaaay"
Staying silent was probably the wrong choice, Addison thought.
"We used to be best buddies, and now we're not. I wish you would tell me whyyyyyy"
Addison loved her wife, she really, really did, but she was seriously contemplating killing the woman right now.
"Do you wanna build a Snowman?"
"...shut up, Teddy"
"...it doesn't have to be a Snowman"
"...go away, Teddy"
"Okay byeeeee"
x-x-x-x-x
Addison, Teddy, Callie and April sat at one of the lunch tables, chatting among themselves.
"I'm so happy for you guys!" Callie smiled excitedly.
"Me too! You and Jackson are going to be amazing parents!" Teddy beamed, thinking about how good they had been whenever they baby sat Luke and Emma.
"Aw, thank you guys!" April smiled happily, placing a hand on her still flat stomach.
Before anybody could say anything else, Arizona came running to the table. Well, it was more bounding with a mixture of skipping and jumping. It was clear that the woman was excited.
"I take it you already know the good news?" Addison asked, referring to April's pregnancy.
"Oh my God, yes!" Arizona smiled, almost bursting at the seems with excitement.
"You're more excited than she is" Callie laughed.
"Huh?" Arizona looked at her wife.
"April" Callie said slowly, as though she were talking to the worlds dumbest kid.
"You like Frozen too?!"
"What?" April asked.
"Wait, what are YOU excited about?" Addison asked Arizona, coming to regret doing so in a few moments. "April is pregnant"
"I know that!" Arizona waved it off. She had known for weeks, being the first person April told after she peed on a stick. "Congrats and all that. But. I have better news!"
"You do?" Callie asked.
"Hhhmmm" Arizona nodded, visible shaking with excitement. "There's gonna be a Frozen 2!"
"Wooooooooooooooo!" Teddy shot up from her seat and cheered like a child on Christmas day, whilst everybody else grimaced.
Just as their bloody obsession had fizzled out they announced there was going to be another one. Great!