Author's Note: Holy crap! 400+ views on this story?! Wow! My story's popular isn't it? Well, enjoy the hilarity in it!

Btw, to the idiotic trolls: STAY THE HELL AWAY!

~Alexandra The Snow Princess~

Question of the Day:

What is your top favorite part or character commentary that you thought was hilarious or funny?


Bowser Koopa: What the fucking hell?! Why did a ring appear on my finger a few minutes ago?!

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Bowser Koopa: Why didn't you tell me we were "MARRIED" Eggman?!

Dr. Eggman: Talk on the phone please.

Violet Allison Toadstool: Haha! You two are losers!

Bowser Koopa: SHUT THE FUCK UP GIRL!


Violet Allison Toadstool: Hey Dad, Mom, is it alright if I can go to the charity Christmas ball at the Oceanic Bay near Sarasaland?

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Mario Toadstool: Sure. It's fine.

Dakota Parkington: Violet, by the way, my castle is near the beach. Just look for the glowing blue steeple.

Peach Toadstool: I'm letting you go to the ball. It's fine by me.


Annika wrote on King Boo's wall: Dad? Can we go to the Christmas ball this Friday?

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Celeste: PLEASE Dad?

Eclipse: Yeah, can we go?

Violet Allison Toadstool: I'll watch over them, I promise! I'll keep my word!

King Boo: Alright, alright, you can go with Violet. But you must return by 10:30 sharp, no excuses alright?

Violet Allison Toadstool: Yes sir. I promise.

King Boo: Keep your word.


Mario Toadstool wrote on Violet Allison Toadstool's wall: Almeno sei stato abbastanza responsabile per prendersi cura di terzine di Re Boo.

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Bowser Koopa: Where the hell is your daughter going Mario? A secret hideaway?

Mario Toadstool: Stop fucking asking stupid questions!

King Boo: You will just crash the party to get revenge on Violet for pranking you insanely.

Violet Allison Toadstool: Yeah. I made sure everything was planned out. I knew what you wanted to do if you found out where we were so, guess what? I made sure that King Boo and my father didn't tell you where I'm going with the triplets. Top Secret! Ha!


Bowser Koopa wrote on King Boo's wall: Do you REALLY have triplet daughters?

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King Boo: What the fuck Bowser?! Do you even need to know? That's a private piece of information, you know!

Bowser Koopa: What? I just wanna know!

King Boo: Figure it out yourself bitch.

Sonic the Hedgehog: o.o, You just got told... I LOVE IT!

Bowser Koopa: SHUT THE HELL UP HEDGEHOG!

Sonic the Hedgehog: Nope! You got told!


Violet Allison Toadstool wrote on King Boo's wall: Did Bowser really ask if you had triplet daughters?

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King Boo: Yes. Yes he did.

Violet Allison Toadstool: Does he even understand the word(s) 'privacy' or 'private'?

King Boo: Apparently not... Shame upon his head.

Annika: Seriously? We have a Facebook account does he not see that?!

Eclipse: Might as well die of stupidity...

Celeste: I agree. Bowser is stupid as heck... (-.-)

Bowser Koopa: Now I know King Boo does have kids. I've seen the girls' profile pics and they're human kids! How are they his daughters?!

Eclipse: Listen here dumbass, we are actually BOOS for crying out loud, BOOS. Our dad turned us into humans because we wanted to be living people.

Bowser Koopa: Uh...


Silver the Hedgehog wrote on Sonic the Hedgehog's wall: Hey, what's up?

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Sonic the Hedgehog: Eh, nothing much. You?

Silver the Hedgehog: Nothing much either.


Annika: I'm going to the beach with Violet! I'm not going to tell which one because Bowser may find us and possibly incite a fight between him and Violet.

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King Boo: That is smart, my dear.

Annika: Learned it from Violet since she can see visions of the future.

Bowser Koopa: That little son of a bitch! I'm so going to find you and the bratty Princess!

Violet Allison Toadstool: YOU ASSHOLE! Vieni a dirlo in faccia! Io cazzo ti permetti!

Mario Toadstool: Non ti azzardare anche chiamare MIA FIGLIA UNA CAGNA ANCORA! SE NON ANCORA UNA VOLTA andrò TOCCA A TE E FORZA di dire in faccia!

King Boo: O.O wow... Lots of Italian language. And so... Bluntly and forthrightly... Again, wow.

Luigi Toadstool: FUCK YOU BOWSER! Ti sfido a chiamare mia nipote una cagna in faccia troppo! Io così si darà il battito del tuo cazzo VITA!

Dylan Arch Toadstool: HEY! Sono con mio padre, mio zio e mio diciassettenne sorella! Vi battere fino insensato Bowser!

Mario Toadstool: Sì, dai, abbiamo il coraggio di dire che ai nostri volti!


Katheline Toadstool: Can anyone speak and/or understand Polish (because I'm going to speak Polish for now on Facebook)?

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Dylan Arch Toadstool: Yeah, I'm studying Polish. It's sounds kidda similar to German.

Katheline Toadstool: Dylan? Czy mnie nauczyciel w języku niemieckim? Potrzebuję pomocy z tym. Wiesz wymawiania słów niemieckich...

Dylan Arch Toadstool: Oczywiście pomogę ci Katheline! Uwielbiam mówić po niemiecku! Nie przeszkadza mi pomaga.

Bowser Koopa: Alright WHAT THE FUCKING HELL is this language?!

Dylan Arch Toadstool: Ty jebany, sukinsynu! TO POLSKI do cholery!

Violet Allison Toadstool: IT IS FUCKING POLISH!

Bowser Koopa: Uh...

Dr. Eggman: Uhhh... I'M OUT! Bye!

Violet Allison Toadstool: Idiots...