Anonymous: Deeks walks in on his son Ray kissing Eric and Nell's daughter, Alex.

"DAD!" Ray screams, just as the door slides open. He flies away from Alex, whose cheeks instantly redden. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?"

"I was going to, wow…" He stares at the ground, eyes wide and heart racing. "Uh, um, did that really just, I mean… I'm sorry to- I should have probably knocked but, wait-" Momentarily, he looks to the ceiling, eyes still avoiding the both of them. "-Should I be condoning this?"

"DAD! GET OUT NOW!"

He doesn't listen, but instead just folds his arms and leans back against the door frame. He continues staring at the ceiling, eyes narrowed in contemplation. "No, I mean it. If your mother was here, she'd surely lose her mind. And since I am your father, I'm supposed to be delivering some brilliant fatherly advice right now-"

"You should leave. That's what you should do."

Deeks chuckles. "No, no, that's what a boring dad would do. And I'm not a boring dad, I'm a cool dad."

"Oh my god," Ray mutters, burying his head in his hands. He turns to look at Alex. "I'm so sorry."

She's holding back laughter herself. The girl knows she shouldn't have expected anything less from Marty Deeks. "Don't sweat it."

"Yeah, no, definitely don't sweat it. Because this isn't a big deal, this is just me being awesome." He finally turns to look at them. "First of all, son, you should know that you never, ever kiss a girl when your parents are home. I mean, that's rule number one. I would know, seeing as, before I met your mother, I was a total player."

Ray sighs. He knows he's just gonna have to suffer through this, and might as well buckle down now. "I'm sure you were, dad."

"Oh I was. I definitely was. But then your mom came along and I fell madly, madly in love, just as you did with Alex here-"

"DAD!" He swallows hard and doesn't dare make eye contact with the girl seated beside him. This is officially humiliating. "Your point?"

Deeks chuckles. "Oh, right, my point." He clears his throat. "My point is that you shouldn't be doing anything that would make Eric wanna hack into the hard drive of my computer and encrypt everything, make Nell wanna slit my throat, because we all know that she'd do it in an instant, or make your mother castrate me. Basically, just don't do anything that'll get me in trouble for condoning it."

Ray narrows his eyes. "You mean I'm not in trouble?"

Deeks snorts. "For what? Kissing a girl? Hell no. I'm just giving you shit for being stupid enough to do it in the house while I'm home."

He grabs the handle of the door and begins to pull it closed, still watching them with a smirk.

"Take her to a movie, or the beach, or something. Your old man taught you better than this."