Thank you all so much for being so understanding & patient. Please excuse any mistakes I may have made. I didn't really take my time with this chapter but I certainly hope you guys still enjoy it =]

It all started with a Vine Inuyasha watched one morning. It wasn't funny enough to have him rolling on the floor or laugh so much his ass fell off but an idea began to form…

The inuhanyou stepped out of the bathroom & went in search of his favorite assistant manager, Kagome. She would be down for just about anything that did not put her life in danger [in some cases anyway] or jepordize her job [in some cases anyway]. He found her gnawing on a chicken tender in the break room, her face in her phone.

"Kagome, we need to do a video before the season is over!"

The raven haired young woman looked up at him & blinked a few times. "What…kind of video?"

Inuyasha sighed. "Not that kind, Kags, Miroku is actually commited to Sango. I mean like a Vine"

"Ohh…well, I hope you're not asking me for ideas cause I have none"

"No, no, I got it! I…think anyway. I wanna do one of those Harlem Shake videos"

"Oh, Yasha, no one even does those anymore"

"I ain't tryna be like everyone else! Look we got a lotta masks we can all wear & it'll be fun! C'mon now!"

"I'm down for it. I bet Sango & Shippou would be too"

Inuyasha scoffed, rolling his eyes & sneaking one of the assisstant manager's chicken tenders. "Shippou's lame. Last year he flipped his shit when Miroku wore that Teletubbie costume"

"That was legit scary though. A tall Po with an AK-47, aviator shades & vampire teeth? That doesn't exactly scream friendly"

"Stop taking his side! You just like babying him cause he's 18"

Kagome smiled. "I know right. He's like our store mascot & in his off season, he's our little brother"

"Nope only your little brother. He annoys the shit outta me"

"Only good little brothers annoy you"

"Anyway I wanna make that video tonight so…"

Kaome sighed, closing her to-go box & throwing it away. "Alright. When?"

"As soon as I find Kouga & Miroku"

As he was walking out of the break room, Inuyasha found the two men hauling trash out to the dumpsters. "Hey what are you two losers about to do?"

"Go steal your man & show him how a king rules in the bedroom" Kouga muttered. Breaking down & settin up the store always put the wolf demon in a foul mood.

"He already knows cause I dick him down every night" Inuyasha snarled.

"I seriously doubt you have the stamina to keep up with Sesshomaru. You probably just lay there while he rides you until you fall asleep & when you wake up, he's still going at it"

"All that matters is that he screams my name every time he cums & you bet your sorry ass I make him cum several times every time we fuck"

Kouga lifted an eyebrow. "You're seriously getting hard off of this conversation?"

"Just a little bit. We didn't have sex last night so I'm kinda struggling right now"

"Can we…please change the subject…?" Miroku asked in a small voice, his face red.

"Take this trash out back then meet me in the front of the store. We're gunna make a Vine" Inuyasha said.

"A vine about what?" Kouga asked, shifting his weight.

"Just us doing the Harlem Shake. It'll be fun"

"You're so fucking lame. No one even does those videos anymore"

"You got a better idea, genius?!"

"I do actually! Matta fact, tell Sesshomaru to come up here & I'll make a movie with him right quick!"

"Fuck off!"

"We should do a 'bitch, you guessed it' Vine…" Miroku said almost to himself.

"What?" the hanyou & wolf asked in unison.

"We'll have someone knock on the door with our open sign off & they'll ask if we're closed then the camera would be on one of us then we'll say, "Bitch, you guessed it! Whoo!". You know, like the song…?"

Inuyasha & Kouga took a moment to mull that over before they looked at each other & grinned.

"Miroku that's some good shit, man, let's do it" Kouga stated, clapping the raven haired young man on the back while said man blushed.

Since there were no customers at the moment it wasn't hard rounding up the crew. Kagome & Sango were leaning against the counters where the cash registers were, talking & playing on their phones. That peeved Inuyasha just a little since they needed to be breaking down the store since they were closing for the season tomorrow but he forgot his irritation quickly.

"Guys, c'mon, we're about to do a Vine" he said.

"For what?" Sango asked, straightening.

"For fun!"

"Fun is a foreign language to her" Kouga said, blowing a kiss at her when she flipped him off.

"Miroku, go turn off the open sign & lock the door while I pull the song up on Youtube"

"Wouldn't the Kiosk be better?" Kagome asked.

"Yeah but then Michelle will see that we went to Youtube on the company computer & I don't need that headache in my life right now" the hanyou responded.

"Alright it's off but I think we have a customer pulling up" Miroku said.

"Fuck…" Kouga muttered.

"We'll just wait till they leave" Inuyasha grumbled just as they heard the customer try the door then knock lightly. There was a pause…then three more knocks.

"Obviously we're closed, dumbass…" Kouga whispered.

"I'll just go tell them" Kagome said, "They might complain to corporate"

Inuyasha made a "be my guest" gesture towards the door & the young woman walked around from behind the cash registers & around their decorations to the front door. They heard her unlock the door & say, "Oh!" as if it was someone she recognized.

"Are you closed already?" the customer asked.

"Bitch, you guessed it! Whoo!" Inuyasha shouted & Kouga & Miroku snickered.

The front was very quiet & the uncertain look on Sango's face made Inuyasha kinda regret saying that now. What if that was Michelle? Or even corporate? They'd be in some serious shit if it was corporate. Closing early then using foul language in the store? Oh boy…

Kagome came around the corner, her face cautious…& Sesshomaru walked up beside her, his face calm but his eyes stormy & right on the hanyou who's ears flattened against his head. This was worse than corporate. Oops.

"…Hey, baby…" Inuyasha said in a small voice.

"Hey Sesshomaru, how you doing tonight, sweetheart?" Kouga asked, throwing the inuyoukai a cocky smile.

"Do not talk to me, wolf" Sesshomaru said in a low voice, "A word, Inuyasha?"

"I just wanted see how you are, sugar, I ain't mean nothing by it-" the wolf demon tried again.

"I have reason to believe you have something you want to say to me, Inuyasha?" Sesshomaru interrupted, his eyes boring into his mate's.

"Oooh, you in trouble…" Kagome murmured.

"It wasn't meant for you, babe, honest" Inuyasha said, very close to pleading.

"Come. Here" Sesshomaru said slowly & the hanyou followed like a shamed puppy.

"Think Sesshomaru is going to force him to sleep on the couch for this?" Sango asked.

"He probably won't have sex for a while with him" Kagome mused.

"Maybe Inuyasha can smooth talk to his way out it & Sesshomaru will just let it slide….?" Miroku trailed off uncertainly.

Kouga chuckled. "Sesshomaru always makes his…punishments….elaborate"

"Huh?"

At that moment Inuyasha walked back into the room, a waffle cone stuck to the top of his head & what appeared to be vanilla ice cream running down his face. His cheek had a red handprint that rivaled Sango's on it as well. He kept his eyes down as he pretended like he was looking up something in their inventory on their computers. "Y-yeah, we're just gunna, umm…clean up t-then go…" he nearly whispered as he fought the shivers raking his body due to the ice cream, "I need a bottle & a blunt so I'm ready to go"