A SAIYAN & HIS BAD GIRLS
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Dragon Ball Z or Prison School. The former is owned by Akira Toriyama and its respective anime companies, while the latter is owned by Akira Hiramoto and its respective anime companies. Ghost Nappa is owned by TeamFourStar.
Reviews:
Virtual Pneumonia: Lolz. No worries, I thought it was funny. Actually, I tried it myself a few months ago, but nobody else seemed to think it was funny.
Proverbsrus: Ah, I understand. If it makes you feel better, I've decided that Ghost Nappa isn't going to be making anymore appearances after this chapter.
Chapter 5: The Previous Day
"Ghost Nappa here! Hi everyone!" The bald Saiyan ghost loudly introduced himself from inside of a certain cell, and at 2:00 in the morning, to boot.
Broly, whose psychotic Saiyan side reverted back to his pure one when he had fallen asleep, covered his ears with his hands and winced in pain from the racket. Meanwhile, Mari, Meiko, and Hana all released a startled yelp as they jumped to their feet.
Once the pain had subsided, the Legendary Super Saiyan started yelling, "What the FUCK, Ghost Nappa?! Do you know what ti-wait, who are you even talking to?"
"The readers. I'm breaking the 4th Wall, Broly," The ghost replied before waving. "Hi readers!"
"I...you...! Dammit, Ghost Nappa," A sigh of defeat was heard from the boyfriend/cellmate of the three girl prisoners.
Speaking of the girls, they blanched. Their brains too mindfucked to think or feel anymore, they slowly laid back down on Broly with emotionless looks on their faces and went back to sleep.
The bald ghost ignored Broly's comment. "So how've you been, buddy? The last time I saw you was when Goku vaporized you in JensenDaniels32's first big project, DBZ & CROSS ANGE: PRINCESS IN PRISON x SAIYAN GOD."
"First, why are you even here, anyway? Secondly, why did you mention the author? Last of all, why mention a different story of his that has no relation to this one whatsoever?" Broly asked the spirit.
Said spirit grinned. "I thought you'd never ask. The reason that I'm here is to tell the readers everything that happened while your grey-haired, bespectacled prison bitch was unconscious." A tick mark appeared on the forehead of Meiko's sleeping form. "Besides, the author of this story told me that everyone loves it when I'm around."
The four sweatdropped, three of them doing so while they were asleep.
"Anyways, the answer to your next two questions is just that I wanted to break even more walls! Breaking stuff is fun," Ghost Nappa concluded.
Broly then proceeded to slam his head into the cell wall several times, leaving a deep imprint of his own face in said wall.
"Huh, I wonder what's wrong with him. Anyway, it's time for a very lengthy flashback."
[FLASHBACK]
Broly watched in horror when Meiko's body went limp and fell to the pavement. He then saw Andre, who had been the one to send her into unconsciousness, gloating over her downed form.
It was in that moment that Legendary Super Saiyan was swallowed up by something that he'd hoped to never see again.
His original personality.
Once it took over, all he could see was red. Well, his eyes WERE completely red from a few of the blood vessels in his eyes popping. In fact, there was so much blood in his eyes that it started leaking out of his eyes and cascading down his face, making it look as if he was crying tears of blood. It had actually looked pretty disturbing since he had a psychotic grin on his face at the same time.
"I think your rage broke, Broly," Ghost Nappa said from behind him, though neither the Legendary Super Saiyan nor anyone else noticed him at the time.
"RAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The Legendary Super Saiyan roared out as his aura flared to life around him.
His power output caused the entire planet to tremble under its might, and large chunks of earth were ripped from the ground before being lifted into the sky.
After a moment, he roared once again and produced an explosive wave that destroyed all of the rubble. Now he was looking at the two boys, who had started pissing themselves, with a crazed grin on his face.
With the use of high-speed movement, Broly closed the gap between him and the boys in under a literal second.
"A-A-Andre? If w-w-we m-make it o-out of this alive...then d-d-don't ever c-c-come anywhere near me w-whenever y-you get a-another c-c-crazy idea," Gakuto stuttered out to his friend in terror as Broly raised his arm up to bitch-slap the two of them.
"U-U-Understood," He replied.
A literal second later, the two boys crashed into the wall of the school building with enough force to shatter nearly every bone in their bodies. As soon as their unconscious forms had hit the pavement, Broly's original personality receded, releasing its hold on him.
Upon returning to his senses, Broly quickly rushed to Meiko's side and carried her to the bed in the prison hospital.
Upon having placed his grey-haired lover on the bed, Mari and Hana immediately rushed to her side.
The black-haired girl prisoner then put a hand on her friend's forehead. "She really does have a fever."
"Oooh~! Lately, the vice-president's had to do all the hard jobs, huh~. Wha-Ooooooh...I-I know that...my voice...turns y-you...on, but is this...r-really the right time...to be doing this...? Ooh~!" Hana moaned out the last part between pants while Broly gently sucked on her neck.
He paused and tilted his head in confusion, causing two of his lovers to sweatdrop.
"A-Anyways, I'm sure that Meiko let her exhaustion build up, but she hid it and pushed herself," Mari replied in an attempt to get back on topic.
Realization then struck the girl prisoner with straw-blonde hair. "So that's how the pig was able to throw her! I thought it was weird."
Instead of replying, Mari clenched her fist in frustration before getting up. She then got a rag, which she had wet and put on top of Meiko's sweaty forehead.
"Hana, do you remember what I told you earlier?" Broly, on the other hand, had something to say on the matter. "As of right now, I agree with your current opinion of them. Although I don't really like it when you slander them like that, they hurt one of my lovers. So until she gets well, I don't mind making an exception."
Both Mari and Hana openly gaped at him for actually agreeing with them on the matter to such a degree.
"...Who are you, and what have you done with Broly?" His two (conscious) girlfriends asked him in unison.
Their boyfriend didn't seem to realize that the question was rhetorical. "Uhh...I AM Broly, and I don't use the multi-form technique, so I haven't sparred with myself, if that's what you're implying."
An awkward silence filled the air for a moment before it was broken his third, unconscious girlfriend.
"Ugh...Oooh..." The grey-haired girl prisoner then began groaning with a pained expression on her face, suggesting that she was having a bad dream.
"It looks like she's having a nightmare...is she going to be alright?" Hana, who was pressing her body against Broly's right side while being held in one of his arms, asked in worry. "If the Aboveground Student Council keeps harassing her like this, it's going to be rough. Tch, they must have been really jealous of our popularity."
"No...that's not all," Mari replied ominously.
"Huh...what else is there?" The girl snuggling into her boyfriend's right side asked in confusion.
The black-haired girl looked down sadly before replying, "I fear this is only the beginning...of Kate's vengeance."
After explaining Meiko's past to the two, the black-haired girl went to the girl's bedside and laid the rag above her eyes. She then walked up to the Legendary Super Saiyan and hugged his left side, pressing her body up against it. A smile made its way onto her face as she felt her lover's other arm return the embrace.
Just then, the boyfriend of the three spoke up in alarm. "Uh, girls...? I think this might be a really good time to do something about Meiko's rapidly-increasing perspiration!"
The two girls opened their eyes and snapped their heads in the direction of the busty girl's unconscious form. Their boyfriend wasn't kidding, as her entire body was literally dripping with sweat.
Mari quickly grabbed the rag on her friend's forehead and started wiping the sweat off of said friend's body.
"That's a ton of sweat! Meiko's always had a really strong metabolism..." She trailed off in worry.
Hana wanted to keep the president's hands from getting dirty. "President, I'll do it!" She called out frantically.
However, Mari seemed to have other ideas. "It's fine. I want to do this."
Hana's eyes widened slightly. "President..."
"I'm truly sorry, Hana, that you got dragged into this. I know that Kate was only after me..." The black-haired girl prisoner apologized in a guilty tone of voice.
Hana then looked down, allowing her hair to shadow her eyes. "...I feel...like I'm getting left behind, alone..."
"Hana...?" Mari noticed her quiet, somber tone and turned her head back towards the girl in concern.
"So much stuff I don't get is going on...but you won't tell me anything, nor will you let me do anything. ...It's almost like...you don't even care...if I'm here..." Hana finished speaking in a quivering voice.
That was when she suddenly felt a large, muscular arm gently wrap around her stomach.
Her eyes widened, and she looked up to see Broly, who was looking down at her from behind the chair she sat on.
"That's not true, and you know it, Hana," He told his girlfriend in a serious tone of voice. "If anything, I'M the one who should be feeling left out, because this conversation makes no sense to me whatsoever, which isn't normal. So please tell me what I missed."
The girl prisoner with straw-blonde hair fidgeted around nervously for a few moments under his gaze. While she really wanted to fill him in on their long-term plan which they had devised, neither of the two girls had the slightest idea of whether or not he would allow it. However, the lack of pupils and irises in her boyfriend's eyes were unnerving her more with each second that passed. The poor girl felt like she was staring into the orbs of a giant zombie, and her resolve was quickly crumbling.
In the end, Mari sighed in resignation and decided to fill him in. Otherwise, she didn't think he'd stop staring expectantly at Hana.
"Alright, look. This can only get worse, so I have a plan to escape, should it come down to it. Hana will be let out of prison by pretending to betray us for an offer that the Aboveground Student Council is sure to-" The black-haired girl prisoner's lover cut her off before she could finish.
"No, I will not allow any kind of foul play. Either we do this the right way, or we openly defy them if things get bad enough," He stated firmly.
Both Mari and Hana were stunned speechless by their lover's answer. Whatever answer they were expecting from him, it most certainly wasn't THAT. Since neither of them could seem to find their voices at the moment, they both nodded dumbly.
"Good. Oh, and I just remembered something that will rid Meiko of her fever. I'm embarrassed for not remembering sooner..." He mumbled the last part to himself.
With that said, the Legendary Super Saiyan stood up and removed the rag on his grey-haired girlfriend's forehead. Then he put his hand in its place and started channeling his ki into her mind. As a result, the fever immediately went away, thus restoring her health. With that done, he closed his eyes and deeply focused his energy until it manifested itself inside of her dream. A moment later, she stopped sweating and groaning.
"Broly..." She murmured out in a loving tone of voice as the pained look on her face changed into a serene smile.
Meiko's Dream
Meiko was younger, along with Kate and her friends, who were singing the song she hated so much. Then her first friend, who happened to be Mari, came along to save her. However, one of the bullies quickly got behind the bespectacled little girl and told little Mari to get on her knees and beg. When the black-haired girl called them cowards for taking Meiko as a hostage and refused to comply, Kate threatened to bare her friend's boobs. The group then began chanting the words "on your knees" to Mari, who slowly started to do so.
Just when the little grey-haired girl was about to cry, she saw the boy, who had ahold of her just a second ago, shoot past her and crash through several buildings.
Everyone stared at the first building the boy had crashed through in utter shock, wondering what in the hell just happened.
Meiko let out a small gasp upon feeling a large hand on her shoulder. The group of kids heard the grey-haired girl's voice, so they turned around, only for their eyes to bulge out of their skulls.
When Meiko looked up, she knew that everything was going to be all right.
Next to her stood Broly, who looked down at the girl with a protective gaze in his white eyes. He gave a reassuring nod before raising one of his hands towards the bullies who were picking on her a moment ago. He then released a kiai wave, sending her tormentors flying off into the sky.
Once they were gone, little Meiko ran up to the Legendary Super Saiyan and hugged his leg, crying her eyes out. A few seconds later, she stopped crying when she felt her savior's arms lift her up and wrap around her small body.
She smiled and snuggled up against his chest. "Thank you for saving me, Broly. I love you!"
Then everything went white.
Dream End
Meiko's eyes fluttered open to the sight of her lover standing at her bedside, a smile adorning his features. When she noticed his hand placed atop her forehead, she immediately put the pieces together and smiled softly in return.
"MEIKO, YOU'RE AWAKE! I'm so glad you're okay~!" At that exact same moment, Hana returned from serving tea to the Aboveground Student Council.
"So?" Broly asked expectantly.
"I gave them 'the finger' while grinning at them victoriously," The girl prisoner with straw-blonde hair beamed in reply. "They extended my sentence, but it was worth seeing the looks on their faces! It was hilarious~!"
"HAHAHAHA!" Broly laughed loudly when he heard the last bit of her report. "I bet it was."
After a shitload of sex and several other related activities, it was time for dinner. After that, they all headed to the shower, where the Legendary Super Saiyan once again fucked the brains out of his three girl prisoners before carrying them back to the prison cell. As soon as they reached it, he entered and laid down on the floor. His three girlfriends, whose legs were limp, all crawled into a comfortable position on top of their boyfriend's body before falling asleep.
"What a day," Broly mumbled to himself before drifting off to sleep as well.
[FLASHBACK END]
"Well, that's about it! ...Or at least until they woke up today. And now it's night again!" Ghost Nappa exclaimed with a grin. "So? What did you all think?"
"LEAVE!" Broly bellowed at the Saiyan ghost.
The sprit pouted. "Aww, but what about the part where Meiko's personality reverted back to the one she had in elementary school? It happened right after you blew your top and reverted back to your old self earlier in the day, remember? She also got amnesia and was only able to remember you. She even remembered that you're her boyfriend!"
"GET! OUT!" The three girl prisoners' boyfriend screamed as loudly as he could.
"Everybody's a critic. Well, I'll see you and your three prison bitches tomorrow!" With that, Ghost Nappa disappeared.
"PLEASE DON'T!" He retorted.
Broly laid his head back down before drifting off into dreamland, only to find himself surrounded by thousands of the annoying Saiyan ghost.
It was going to be a long night for the Legendary Super Saiyan.
TO BE CONTINUED...
Preview:
Mari, Meiko, and Hana had never experienced something so exhilarating before in all of their lives. On top of everything, Ghost Nappa had decided to leave for good! Broly had a feeling this date was going to be perfect.
"Why...the hell...does this shit...always happen to MEEEEEEE?!" The Legendary Super Saiyan screamed to the heavens.
Said heavens were in the process of being merged with the one-dimensional reality.
Broly's three girlfriends blanched. "It looks like Donkey Kong on crack."
Feel free to tell me what you thought of this chapter...OR chapter 2. Seriously, I wrote 11,000 words and only one person actually gave enough of a shit to leave a review. What the fuck?! ...Lolz.
Okay, I'm finished goofing off now. I hope you all enjoyed this. Until next time, peace out!