Amy felt like a creep standing there next to the vending machine with her tray, watching Sheldon and Jody sit together at the table and laughing about probably stupid jokes. But she also had her pride so she decided to stop observing them and got into motion. When she walked past the table, she spontaneously decided to simply say nothing but her boyfriend's voice brought her out of her concept, even more so, when he said her name. By all means, it was not his fault she was jealous so she had to try not to load her anger off onto the wrong person.

"Hello Sheldon" She gave him one of her sweetest smiles and it made him look a second longer than usual.

The fact that she continued walking confused him though.

"Wait, Amy" He turned around to face her again and she stopped and looked at him quizzically. "Come here"

He patted the chair next to him and Amy recognized a weird look on Jody's face for just a millisecond that she instantly turned into her heart melting smile though, when Amy sat her tray down and took a seat next to Sheldon.

"We've just been discussing about trains!" He was so eagerly happy that it kind of affected Amy.

They kept talking and Amy got into the topic – she had done some train research on lonely nights, even though she wasn't interested in them in the slightest. But she wanted to have basic knowledge to be able to talk about her boyfriend's passion with him.

Amy was too much in her element of talking shop with Sheldon for realizing, that Jody's face got darker and darker every minute. She had absolutely no idea about trains and therefore remained silent in her seat the whole time, which she clearly didn't like since she was used to being the center of attention. How was it possible that this little featureless wallflower named Amy Farrah Fowler stole her show and made Sheldon's eyes glow in a way that she had never seen before?

"Well"

Amy and Sheldon both winced due to the realization Jody was still here.

"I better get going, Sheldon, and so should you. We have work to do."

Her words chimed in Amy's ears and it wasn't a good kind of chime. "Excuse me, Jody, since when are you Sheldon's boss?"

If there hadn't been a visual bitch fight yet, now there definitely was one. Jody glanced at Amy and Amy knew; the war was on.

"I am just saying, instead of talking about nonsense, we should rather get back to work and do something for String Theory!"

"Nonsense" Sheldon echoed and Amy was ready to lean back and see her fail. She could have said anything, but calling trains 'nonsense' would have been her death trap.

"Excuse me, Jody, but I think I want to work alone for the rest of the day"

Amy was busy trying to hold herself back from jumping up and blasting a cheerful 'HA!' into Jody's face. Speaking of it, she looked grumpier and angrier than ever when she rushed out of the cafeteria.

Sheldon didn't seem to care anymore and took his tray away, in companion of Amy. They went into the big hall of CalTech and then split up.

When Amy almost had reached her lab, she suddenly felt someone grab her arm and drag her aside. It all went so fast, that she didn't even have time to scream.

"If you think you can play wise-ass just because you may know Sheldon longer than me, you're wrong" All of Jody's angel like image had disappeared as she hissed the words into Amy's face.

"Why don't you go to the biology department and slit some frogs… like every witch does."

This sarcastic reaction had Jody taken off guard and gave Amy the time to turn back and head into her lab.

But that didn't mean she had won. Oh no. Jody was sure to keep trying. Now more than ever.

Leonard had decided to form a counselling team and as the girls were out for girls night that evening, it was a rather perfect timing. He had gathered Howard, Raj, himself and a nagging Sheldon in the living room. Jody had shown up in his lab for the umpteenth time this week and slowly but steady it started to worry him. Of course he found her attractive but she had become more and more flirty and today had even started an attempt to kiss him, that Leonard had prevented by pressing an alarm button under his table which led to whole CalTech being evacuated.

Leonard was not worried about not being able to keep Jody away from him… what he was much more worried about was that Penny eventually could find out. Because in this case it was safe to say that Jody wouldn't linger on Earth for long anymore.

"Okay guys" Leonard cleared his throat but couldn't keep talking because he got interrupted by Sheldon's nagging again.

He sat in his spot like a little moody boy. "This is nonsense. You destroy my weekly plan. It's Laundry Night. That breaks at least five rules of the Roommate Agreement, you'll pay for that, Hofstadter."

"For the love of God, SHUT IT" Howard glanced at him and Sheldon closed his mouth and grumbled quietly.

"The topic of tonight…" Leonard sighed while ignoring both of his friends. "Jody!"

"Oh yes" Raj nodded with a dirty grin on his face. "Do we make a plan about how I can get her into my bed?"

"If that's the case I'm definitely outta here" Howard eyed Leonard questioning.

"No! That's not what I had planned." He ignored Raj's pouty face. "It's more like… did she ever come to anyone's office and… was… very nice?"

"You mean she flirted with you?"Raj's jaw dropped. "But… why? Why didn't she flirt with me? What's wrong with me?"

"Well, to me she was only nice" Sheldon thought about it for a moment and then nodded to underline his statement.

"Aka she flirted with you, too" Howard dryly commented. "Okay, wow. You're in serious trouble, guys!"

Leonard nodded while Sheldon pulled his eyebrows down and quizzically stared at his friend before shaking his head. "But I didn't do anything."

"Neither did Leonard but the ladies don't care, Sheldon. The fight is on."

Sheldon laughed his sniffy laugh and then winked it off. "Ah no, Amy is not the jealous type."

"Uh uh uh" Leonard interrupted him. "We don't know what she already learned from Penny!"

Now all the guys' eyes widened with fear and horrification.

"You need to abort that mission, dude, right now!" Raj mumbled and shook his head, horror scenarios of Amy and Penny seeking revenge going on in his head.

"But what am I supposed to do? She knows I am with Penny and I explicitly told her again but she just doesn't seem to care…"

"Ok, let's think about this logically for a second" Howard took a deep breath. "Jody won't stop and you can't do anything against it"

"Right"

"Then there's only one way"

"Which is?"

"Our girls must never know about this. Ever."

"I'm gonna rip her to shreds." Penny angrily chug-a-lugged her Appletini.

"And I'm gonna set her remains on fire" Amy tried to do the same but choked on her drink and needed to get her back patted by Bernadette before she couldn't breathe again.

"What does she even fucking think who she is?"

"Well girls, maybe she doesn't mean it… maybe she's just lost and lonely." It was Bernadette's desperate attempt to calm her friends down. It was girls night and she actually hadn't come to listen to the tirades of hate by drunk Penny and even more drunk Amy.

"I was lonely, too! Did I try to have coitus with Howard? Or Leonard? No."

"Damn right, you chose giraffe and everyone was happy!" Penny hiccupped and then raised her glass to Amy before they both took another sip.

"Yes, but…"

"No, Bernie, there is not but!" Penny announced in a serious tone. "We have to make it clear to her. Very clear."

Bernadette sighed. Penny had her opinion. But maybe it was possible to somehow break through to Amy's intelligence. "Amy, do you really think that's a good idea? Sheldon will be upset. Don't you think it'd be more effective if you tried to make Sheldon only see you? As in getting him so head over heels for you that he will eventually even kick Jody out?"

Bernadette hoped for drunk Amy to be optimistic enough to give it a try and for sober Amy to understand the concept.

It seemed to work. "That's actually an even better idea than killing Jody! I'm gonna… I'm gonna…"

Amy got off her chair and swayed for a moment. "I'll go home. Right now. And I'm gonna call Sheldon. Right now. And I'm gonna get naked. Ri… well, not right now but as soon as I'm home and then I'm gonna… I'm gonna rock his world."

"Yeah, that's for you and what about me?" Penny angrily shouted. "Sex isn't anything new to Leonard so I need something better."

"ComicCon tickets!" Amy cheered.

"Yaaaaaaaay!"

They let their glasses cling together again and Penny grumbled when she couldn't even get a single drop out of her glass anymore. "H..h.. hey waiter!"

"No, enough!" Bernadette snarled. "You both get your drunk asses in the car now, I'm gonna drive you home!"

"Okay okay, wow. Maybe we should hire her to kill Jody…" Penny mumbled and Amy couldn't help but chuckle.