Robin and Maria

By Samhoku

I do not own them. NOOOOOO that last chapter was so short...only 383 words! AHHHHHHHH. *glares at computer* Must...do...more...That was not my best. *face palm*

Chapter

Robin searched for his hat diligently, and did eventually find it. He couldn't believe it, she had placed it on the lion. Now she was suggesting that he is violent and at times, hateful. He slowly approached the lion and it growled. Robin stopped and his head snapped to the left when he heard Maria giggling. He said in a warning voice, "Maria, please help me get my hat. Now."

Maria smiled sweetly, "Robin, say please." Robin sighed and looked at the sky, "Please?" He said half halfheartedly. "Good enough." She walked over and plucked the hat off the lions head, then firmly replaced it on Robins, "There you go."

Robin grabbed her around the waist and pulled her to him, "Thank you sweetheart." Maria squirmed and slapped his chest for the 20th time, "Robin De Noir, I have no desire to be held, don't make me steal your hat."

Robin said dryly and sarcastically, "No, you wouldn't!" Then he released Maria, "My hat is mine, thats why its called, My Hat." Maria rolled her eyes and walked away, "Robin, get used to it."

Robin grinned, "After all, we have till death to figure each other out." Maria gagged and pretended to die. Robin raised an eyebrow slowly and watched as she did so before asking michiviously, "Shall I do CPR?" Maria bolted up and ran to where Loveday was, making Robin laugh.

Later, after Maria found Loveday she found out that she had to spend a couple hours with Robin, to plan who they would send the invitations to. Robin clapped his hands, opened his arms wide, bowed, and said, "We invite the whole De Noir clan and your family. Invitation planning done."

Maria looked very unimpressed, "Robin, I think we need to write names down. Now tell me, are you willing to write down the WHOLE De Noir clan down?" She twirled some of her hair around her finger as she awaited an answer.

Robin got a strange grin on his face, "Yes, actually I am. I know them all by name." He walked towards her, "You are distracting me." Maria held up her sharpened pencil, "Stay over there Robin and I won't make a tattoo."

Robin bowed again then sat down across from her, "Alright, anyone from that...detestable city you want to invite?"

Maria wrinkled her nose, "No, not really. All the people I remember where not very nice to me, and if they where it was only to get in my fathers bed." Robin stared at her then choked on his laughter, surprised by her brutal honesty.

Maria asked bewildered, "What?" She tilted her head, "Whats so funny?" Robin tried to control himself, "Nothing...You talk all about properness then you go off and say something like that."

Maria said dryly, "Properness isn't a word. The correct grammar is being proper." Robin rolled his eyes expressively, "I don't care Maria, but you get the idea."

Maria tried not to smile, realizing that he had a point, "Well, it doesn't matter, the truth came out. And Miss Heiliatrope would be horrified." Robin laughed uproariously, "That she would be Maria, that she would be."