A SAIYAN & HIS BAD GIRLS
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Virtual Pneumonia: Hehe, don't worry, no penguins will be harmed during this story. However, one might serve a purpose, lolz.
Chapter 12: Yakitori
The next day, the Legendary Super Saiyan, his three imprisoned girlfriends, and the lone male prisoner all go outside to pick up trash. At some point in the early evening, Kiyoshi decides that it's time to talk about their escape plan.
"Mari?" He calls out, getting her attention. "Umm...I spent the whole night thinking about it...but as I had originally thought, breaking out still seems impossible. Sure, your giant of a boyfriend is able to do so with ease, but wouldn't the Aboveground Student Council just use that as an excuse to leak the video footage on the grounds of suspicion for going back on our deal about the upcoming sports festival or something? They still hold most of the proverbial cards, remember? On top of that, your boyfriend is a God-a freaking God-that can probably do everything all by himself if he feels like it, so why do you need the rest of us, anyway?"
A fierce, determined glint shines in Mari's eyes as she looks up at Kiyoshi, letting him know that she is serious about what she had just told him. She then closes her eyes and lowers her head as she prepares herself for what she's about to do.
"I get what you're saying...for me to ask of you such an impropriety, even though I was your guard until just the other day...coupled with the fact that you brought up about having a God...it probably sounds like I'm just screwing with you, right...?" She pauses for a moment.
"No, that's not it-" Kiyoshi starts, only to be abruptly cut off by Mari, who chooses to ignore him in favor of resuming her speech.
"However, it won't be fair to Broly if we just sit back and relax while he does all of the work. I also need someone who has a bit more finesse than he does in this type of situation," She states, ignoring the indignant shout from her lover.
Kiyoshi sweatdrops at the Legendary Super Saiyan's reaction. "Umm...I don't think that your boyfriend-" The boy's sweatdrop increases in size as he is cut off for the second consecutive time by the black-haired girl prisoner.
"To express my gratitude, I'll do anything within my means! If you tell me to kneel before you, I'll even do it right now!" She exclaims and, just as she had said she would do, kneels down submissively to the lone male prisoner in a show of faith.
"P-Please don't!" The boy frantically cries out to her upon catching sight of the twitch in Broly's right eyebrow. "That's not it. Feelings aren't the problem here. Rather, it's a physical problem."
"Physi...cal? I...I understand, but I cannot thank you 'physically' without my lover's permission," Mari says before turning towards her alien God. "If Kiyoshi helps with the escape plan, will you permit him to touch...my breasts?"
Three tick marks appear on Broly's forehead, and his face contorts into a look of fury as he slowly turns his head toward Kiyoshi.
Seeing this, the lone male prisoner's face becomes pale, and his eyes shrink to the size of tiny dots as he begins to sweat bullets.
"ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME KILLED?! WHEN I SAID 'PHYSICAL', I DIDN'T MEAN IT IN THAT WAY OR ANYTHING! PLEASE STOP!" He screams at the top of his lungs as terror seeps its way into his very soul.
Mari face-faults. "Then just what did you mean?!" She shouts in irritation.
Kiyoshi facepalms. "I'm talking about people! I was only able to break out before because I had the help of my friends. With just me alone...helping you escape will be impossible. I...no longer have any friends..." He trails off in a sad, quiet tone.
Mari freezes. "What...did you just say...?"
"I said I have no friends. Long story short, a lot of things happened, and now all of the guys hate me and want nothing to do with me," The lone male prisoner explains, shocking the three girls.
Broly scowls at this new bit of information. He does not know much about the boys other than the fact that they all used to be very close friends. Now that they aren't, the escape plan is in danger of falling apart. He is suddenly pulled out of his thoughts by a voice.
"This is a problem...I didn't expect you to be friendless. With Meiko in her current state, We can't have her help with the plan, either. What a mess. Well, seeing as you have nothing to lose, will you please at least ask them?" Mari asks with a grimace.
Kiyoshi sighs despondently, "Yeah, I'll try, but they seriously hate me right now...not to mention that they aren't very fond of the Underground Student Council, either...so please don't get your hopes up..."
"I see..." Mari trails off in disappointment.
Suddenly, Mari feels a hand on her shoulder. "Don't worry. I will make sure that things go as planned," Broly, the owner of the hand, tells his imprisoned black-haired girlfriend in a reassuring tone.
Said imprisoned black-haired girlfriend shakes her head in the negative. "I can't ask that of you. As it is, you have done so much for us already, so it wouldn't be fair of me," She argues.
"You're not asking. I'm choosing to do this. I've made my decision," Her lover replies with finality in his voice. "Besides, we still have Hana."
Mari sighs in resignation before smiling gratefully. "Thank you, Broly. I'm sorry for putting all of this onto your shoulders," She apologizes.
The Legendary Super Saiyan gives her a nod, "It's alright, I understand."
The two gaze into each other's eyes lovingly-though Broly's completely white ones and stoic expression make it nearly impossible to read his emotions-for a moment before Kiyoshi unwittingly interrupts the moment...again.
"Umm...I feel like I shouldn't be here right now," Kiyoshi says awkwardly.
He is rewarded for his comment with two fists simultaneously crashing into his face.
"THEN GO AWAY!" Broly and Mari-both with a tick mark now visible on their foreheads-scream in unison at the boy, who now lies unconscious on the ground.
It's nighttime, and Broly, Mari, Meiko, Hana, and Kiyoshi are busy putting the sports equipment away in the gymnasium. As usual, Risa is there watching over the four prisoners while trying-and failing-to ignore the resident hobo of the group.
Said hobo is currently trying to pick up a basketball without popping it on accident, though the 29 others beforehand lying flat on the ground suggest that the odds are against him. Sure enough, a popping sound reverberates throughout the entire room a moment later, causing the Aboveground Student Council Vice-President to facepalm.
"That's 30 balls. Superpowered alien or not, how is it even possible for one to pop 30 basketballs when trying not to do so?" She groans out in exasperation.
The Legendary Super Saiyan puts a hand to his chin in thought. "I'm not really sure myself. Perhaps I just don't know my own strength," He surmises with a shrug of his shoulders.
Everyone sweatdrops at the obvious answer, and Risa makes a mental note to find out how it is even possible for someone to be that simple-minded and still function properly.
"Maybe you should let me take care of putting the basketballs away from now on," Hana suggests.
Broly nods in agreement. "That's probably for the best," He states before walking off to collect equipment that won't burst when he touches it.
Just then, Kiyoshi, who had left to ask the guys for help with the excuse of needing to use the restroom a few moments ago, comes running into the building in a panic. He spots Mari and goes up to her before suddenly whispering something into her ear. Broly hears it as well, due to his enhanced Saiyan hearing, and pulls the boy aside to question him a moment later.
"Why are you suddenly so intent on helping Mari break out of prison, even though you had given up on doing so earlier?" He asks the lone male prisoner. "Also, tell me the reason you refuse to give her the details behind this decision."
Said lone male prisoner gains a morbidly serious expression before pulling out a schedule from inside of his prisoner pants.
"This is the Aboveground Student Council's schedule on the day of the sports festival. The one major difference between this and the one of the Underground Student Council's is simple. The Official Student Council...has no wet t-shirt contests!" Kiyoshi exclaims in a whisper.
Broly's right eyebrow starts to twitch. "You...for such a stupid reason...ugh, why?" He groans in annoyance, still not getting the hint.
"Duh, because seeing girls in that state is erotic," Kiyoshi replies as though it is the most obvious thing in the world.
Broly suddenly freezes with a look of utter disbelief written all over his face. A few moments later, his body starts to twitch violently.
"Umm...what's wrong with you, big guy?" Kiyoshi asks in concern.
Broly snaps out of his funk and sighs, "Oh nothing, just an aneurism from sheer stupidity."
"Geez, I didn't know you were that stupid," The boy comments in surprise.
In response to this, Broly smashes his head into the floor repeatedly, creating a crater that deepens with each impact.
"Oooookaaaay..." Kiyoshi trails off uneasily before slowly backing away and getting to work again.
After that, there are no more interruptions for the rest of the task.
Once they finish putting up the sports equipment, the Legendary Super Saiyan, his three imprisoned girlfriends and the lone male prisoner head to the prison mess hall for a break. Risa then brings the four prisoners a tiny cup of water before turning to face Broly.
"You don't get any...thing..." Risa trails off at the end upon seeing the alien God grab a tankard of water from seemingly out of nowhere, causing Mari, Meiko, Hana, and Kiyoshi to sweatdrop.
He then starts to chug the tankard until it is empty before saying, "It's fine, I got it."
A tick mark appears on the forehead of the Aboveground Student Council's vice-president before she storms out of the room and slams the door shut. A few moments later, she returns with four trays of food. Two more tick marks appear on her forehead upon seeing the Legendary Super Saiyan devouring a mountain of food yet again.
"WHERE THE HELL DO YOU KEEP GETTING ALL OF THAT FOOD FROM?!" She screams at the top of her lungs while pointing at Broly.
"From a fridge," He replies casually before turning back around and finishing his meal, causing them all to sweatdrop.
Risa then storms out of the room and once again slams the door shut, leaving them to eat in peace.
Once the group of five finish their food, they all take a shower before heading back to their shared cell until tomorrow. Kiyoshi, whose presence had gone completely unnoticed in the aforementioned cell during the previous night, decides to go back to his own to avoid any further mental trauma.
Even so, it isn't going to save him from the night terrors that he will be experiencing for the next few hours once he goes to sleep.
When morning comes around, the four prisoners head out for another day of labor, along with the volunteering resident hobo. Right now, Mari, Meiko, Hana, and Kiyoshi are all doing construction work with Mitsuko supervising, though she is actually just reading a book while sitting in a nearby chair. Broly, who can finish building an entire structure in just a few minutes or less, is doing one-fingered push-ups. He had been asked by his girlfriends to not intervene unless he sees one of them having a hard time.
"99,998...99,999...100,000...100,001...hmm?" Suddenly, he stops counting when his advanced Saiyan hearing picks up two familiar voices nearby.
He looks up and sees Mari and Hana talking to the lone male prisoner about something while carrying two wooden posts together. Not wanting to eavesdrop, he is just about to look back down and resume his exercises until he sees the three of them send him a quick glance and point to their ears. Realizing that they are asking him to listen, he focuses in on the conversation.
"So...what's first on our agenda for the breakout plan?" He hears Kiyoshi ask first.
"First of all...I have some things I need from our help on the outside, meaning that I need Broly for this," He hears his black-haired girlfriend's voice next.
"Some things? And those would be?" The black-haired boy questions.
"The first would be a plastic bottle, followed by a pair of scissors. Also, the bottles I need aren't the small 500 milliliter ones, but the bigger 2 liter ones," Mari answers.
"W-What?!" The shocked boy exclaims in a whisper as he lets his mind wander into the gutter.
In doing so, he also drops his end of the two wooden beams he had been carrying for the past few minutes. The sound of the aforementioned objects crashing onto the ground startles Mitsuko into looking up at them.
"Huh? Are you three okay?" She calls out to the three.
Mari turns around and stutters, "S-Sorry he just lost his grip."
She nods in understanding and goes back to reading her book, causing the three of them to sigh in relief. Mari then sends a glare towards the boy before turning to face Hana and whispering something into her ear. Just as the straw-blonde-haired girl prisoner nods in the affirmative, they spot Kate and Risa heading towards them.
Upon making her way over to them, Kate puts her hands on her hips and smirks. "Mari, you're not hiding anything from me, are you?" She asks the black-haired girl prisoner knowingly.
Mari scoffs, "Tch, I have no idea what you are talking about."
"Oh, so you're not planning to break out of prison? Andre doesn't seem like the type to lie about something like this, especially since he holds a grudge against a certain alien," Kate counters, her smirk growing into a grin upon seeing everyone's eyes widen in shock at this statement.
Andre, who, along with Gakuto, had been healed by Broly in case the boys ended up deciding to help after all, had gone out of his way to find Kate. He had then informed her of Kiyoshi's attempt to gain support from the rest of the boys so that Mari would be able to escape from school prison. When asked why he would tell them of this, he had said that he wanted revenge on the one who had put him in the hospital.
"Fuwawa!" Meiko cries out as Risa suddenly comes up from behind and grabs her.
She is then pushed down into a chair and tied up to it before being rolled up to a fire that had just been started.
Now worried for her friend's safety, Mari shouts, "What are you planning to do to Meiko?!"
"I won't do a thing if you are honest with me," Kate says with her hands on her hips, completely oblivious to Broly, who is still nearby but out of her's and Risa's line of sight.
"This is stupid! Taking what that guy said seriously...there's no way that I'd do something as foolish as attempting a prison break! He probably made it all up because he just wants to get back at us!" Mari exclaims defensively.
They ignore Mari's protests and push Meiko up to the fire until she is only a few inches away from it.
"No! Please stop, please put out the fire!" The grey-haired girl prisoner pleads to her captors.
Kate stands over her and smiles darkly. "What's wrong, Meiko? You don't have to be so afraid. We're just about to have everyone's favorite...baked sweet potato, which I've prepared for you. Come now, let me feed you," Kate says and proceeds to shove the two halves of the sweet potato into either side of her mouth.
"Meiko!" The black-haired girl prisoner yells out in worry for her now choking friend before turning to Kate. "Stop it! I'm telling you, it's a misunderstanding!"
Kate ignores her hated rival's pleas yet again and pulls out a carton of milk. "Oh my, you must be thirsty after eating all that, right? Drink lots without spilling any, okay?" She says before pouring the milk all over her captive's face and upper body.
"Stop it! Meiko wasn't involved!" Mari yells in a panic.
Kate smirks, "Oh? Involved in what, exactly?"
Mari starts to shake violently, and she clenches her fists in anger at the sight. Even so, she remains quiet, unwilling to break under the pressure.
"I see..." Kate trails off before turning back to Meiko, whose mouth is once again forced open by Risa. "Then let's have some Yakitori next, shall we? Of course, not the ones made from crow meat...just normal chicken ones. Open wi-"
"Fine," Mari interrupts Kate before walking up to her and staring her down. "I will definitely break out of prison."
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
As soon as Mari makes her declaration, both the President and Vice-President of the Aboveground Student Council are suddenly startled by an all too familiar roar/scream. Before either she or Risa can react, a large male hand grabs both of their wrists in a nearly bone-crushing grip, causing them to clench their teeth in pain. They look up to see Broly with a psychotic grin on his face.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm going to enjoy making you two pay. HYAAAAA!" The Legendary Super Saiyan laughs maniacally.
He then brings them back up to eye level and whispers something in the ears of both girls that makes their blood run cold.
"That yakitori...I smell crow meat, not chicken meat. I'll make sure you never make Mari cry...AGAIN!" He shouts the last word fiercely before throwing the two up into the air.
Seeing what he assumes are the baby crows that Mari is so fond of being turned into yakitori has pushed Broly over the edge and brought out his Saiyan side once again.
Now, "the killing machine"...is back!
"PENGUIN LAUNCHER!" He shouts before pulling a penguin out of seemingly nowhere and throwing it at high speed towards Kate and Risa.
The penguin crashes into them, launching the two girls into the sky before they disappear from sight with a twinkle. The penguin then lands gracefully on top of Broly's head and just stands there, enjoying it's new "perch".
Mari, Meiko, Hana, and Kiyoshi all blanch.
"What? Technically, I didn't hurt them, the penguin did. So they still can't release the video," He reasons.
The four prisoners turn around with blank expressions on their faces and begin working again in silence. They are going to be too mindfucked to speak for the rest of the day.
TO BE CONTINUED...
He has returned! Is the yakitori really made from the baby crows that Mari cared about so much, or is it actually chicken? What will become of Kate? And will Broly's Saiyan side be more docile now that he has Mari, Meiko, and Hana? Find out next time on "A Saiyan & His Bad Girls"! Any logical critique with sound reasoning is very much appreciated. Until next time, peace out.