Robin and Maria
By Samhoku
I do not own them. A large jump in the story here.
Chapter
Robin was in his tuxedo and was waiting for Maria. Most of his family was there along with a few of Maria's. Honestly, there was more of the De Noir clan. After Maria was at the alter they said their vows (A/N-None I can remember XD) then kissed. Which was very forced because Maria kept leaning away from Robin, causing the clan to chuckle.
Next came the reception: That was interesting. Maria didn't trust Robin with feeding her the cake. She clamped her mouth shut and gave him the evil eye. It took a lot of convincing to make Maria open her mouth.
Robin however took no convincing. He trusted Maria which turned out to be bad. She tried to stuff it down his throat, making him gag. He, however, did swallow (sp?) it. Maria looked very proud of herself and the De Noir clan was very entertained. The Merryweather clan was less then amused. The very proper people where horrified with the way Maria was acting.
Some people asked them to kiss, Maria was having none of that. She would squirm away from Robin each time he tried.
Later that night was the most amusing.
Maria put a pillow in between them, "This is the Kadafie line of death, if you cross it, it does death." (A/N- My dad used to do this when me and sis where little if we shared a bed with him XD.) Robin raised an eyebrow and moved the pillow, "The line is moving." Maria kept scooting until she was almost pushed out of the bed. Then she squealed, "The line cannot move!" She started hitting him with the Kadafie line of death, "Now its doing death!"
Robin tried to keep Maria from whacking him with the pillow and finally Robin said, "Alright, alright! I will stay on the other side of the line."
Maria huffed and laid down, soon falling asleep. Robin watched as she slept, shook his head, and also laid down. Maria rolled over sometime during the night and ended up cuddling him. Robin smiled in his sleep, very happy.