A/N: Welcome to Chapter 1 of Water Dragon Slayer.
Alice: That's me!
ON: Who else would it be, Mika? She can barely to anything.
Mika: I heard that!
ON: You were supposed to!
Wendy: You guys just finish your last fight, don't start fighting again.
ON: Wendy, it's unaviodable. We always fight. Always have, always will.
Mika: Because Orange is an asshole.
ON: Hey, there could be children reading this.
Mika: You know that there isn't, it's rated T for a reason.
ON: Because no one under the age of 13 should have to see that ass face of yours?
Mika: Or because of your overbareing resemblence to an elephant's buttchecks.
ON: Come here you damn cat! *Orange picks up a bat* *Orange chases Mika*
Alice: They forgot I was here. I feel like Canada.
Wendy: Who?
Alice: No one, it's just a character from Orange's other story. He's pretty much invisible.
Wendy: Well I noticed you.
Alice: I know, but that's not the point.
ON: Hold still!
Alice: One second. *Alice turns toward orange neko who finally had Mika pinned down* Roar of the Water Dragon! *Hits Orange and Mika, and destorys half of Orange's house.
ON: Alice, you just blew up my house!
Alice: Well sorry, but you were about to kill Mika...again.
ON: Well you helping me put my house back together during the chapter.
Alice: Fine.
ON: Enjoy the chapter. Alright, let's go get some nails and wood, this is going to take a while.
Chapter 1:
I was walking around in circles, trying to find fairy tail. 'Now think, where would a guild be?' As I was thinking, I ran into a tall blonde girl and fell on the floor.
"I'm sorry, are you okay?" She asked, helping me up.
"Yeah I'm fine, I wasn't looking were I was going. By the way, I'm a little lost, can you show me where fairy tail is?"
"Yeah, I'm from fairy tail, why do you want to go there, are you a mage?"
"Yeah, I'm a dragon slayer." She was really shocked.
"You're a dragon slayer?"
"Yeah, I was hoping the dragon slayers at fairy tail would know something about my friend, Mizuine. She disappeared a few years ago."
"Was she a dragon?" I was shocked. 'How did she already know?'
"I hate to tell you this, but they all have the same story." I sighed.
"I'd still like to meet them though. I'm Alice, call me Ali."
"I'm Lucy." We were walking over to the guild when I realized that I forgot about Mika.
"Wait, I forgot about Mika."
"Who?"
"My friend, she's a brown cat with wings and blue eye with a bell on her tail. She's flying around Magnolia looking for fairy tail."
"She might have already found the guild so let's head over there for now." We walked through the town and up to the hill with a giant building with a few flags near the top with a symbol on them and a bell at the top.
"How did I not see that?" I sighed.
"Ali there you are."
"Huh?" I turned around and saw Mika floating down.
"Hey Mika, this is Lucy; Lucy, this is Mika."
"Nice to meet you."
"Back at you, so this is fairy tail?"
"Yeah, I'll introduce you to everyone." Lucy opened the door and a chair flew toward me and hit me in the face.
"Are you okay?"
"Yeah. Why does this keep happening?" I stood up and saw 20 wizards fighting each other.
"What's going on here?" I asked in shock.
"This is a normal day at fairy tail."
"Normal? They're tearing the place apart."
"Yup, that's fairy tail."
"Where do I sign up?"
"What? Ali, you seriously want join this place?" Mika shouted.
"Yeah, I mean look at this place, it's so lively and traveling is so boring. I'm going in." I ran into the brawl and immediately took a punch to the jaw.
"Ow. Hey!" I got up and punched the closest person I saw. I could hear Lucy and Mika talking.
"It looks like she'll fit in just fine here." Mika sighed.
"This so like her, she gets distracted so easily." I punched a guy wearing no clothes in the stomach. 'This is going to be fun.'
"So, you're a dragon slayer?" I was sitting down with the master of the guild Makrov. I had a black eye and a few bruises.
"Yeah, I'm a water dragon slayer."
"Well it looks like you'll get along with those brats."
"Yeah, they sure know how to have fun." I smiled.
"That's one way to put. Anyway, welcome to Fairy tail." He took a blue stamp and stamped my shoulder.
"Awesome. I'm going to go meet everyone."
I walked into the room and the debris of the fight was everywhere. There were unconscious mages everywhere. I looked around and found Lucy with Mika, a girl with blue hair, and another cat.
"Hi guys." I yelled walking over to them.
"Hey Ali. This is Wendy and Charlie."
"Hi, I'm Alice, call me Ali."
"Hey."
"Nice to meet you." I sat down next to Wendy.
"So, what kind of mages are you guys?"
"I'm a celestial mage."
"That's cool, so you can summon all the Zodiacs?"
"Yeah, I don't have all 12 but I have a lot of them."
"Cool, what about you Wendy?"
"I'm a dragon slayer."
"You're a dragon slayer too?"
"Yeah, I'm a sky dragon slayer."
"I'm a water dragon slayer. Who else is a dragon slayer here?"
"Nastu is a fire dragon slayer and Gajeel is an iron dragon slayer."
"I can't wait to meet them. Oh, Lucy?"
"Yes?"
"I kind of need a place to stay, can stay at your house tonight?"
"Sure."
"I'll go grab my stuff." I ran to grab my backpack that I left in the master's room when I trip on someone.
"Again? I really need a helmet or something." I sighed.
At around 8:00pm we left for Lucy's house. It wasn't that far away from the guild, so it was really convenient.
"Hey Lucy, you shouldn't walk up there, your going to fall." Mika pointed out.
"Don't worry, I'm fine."
"If you say so."
"Okay, we're here." She unlocked the door and three of the other members were sitting there waiting for her.
"Hey Lucy." The pink haired one said.
"Lucy, do you share your share your house with them?"
"No I don't, and what are you guys doing here?"
"We heard the new guild member was staying at your house."
"Aren't I popular?" I said sarcastically. "I'm Alice, call me Ali."
"I'm Nastu."
"I'm Happy."
"Gray."
"Erza, welcome to Fairy Tail."
"Thanks. So, I heard that you're a dragon slayer too, Nastu."
"You're a dragon slayer?"
"Yeah." I sat down next to Erza. "I'm a water dragon slayer. I originally came here to ask you about my friend Mizuine. She was a dragon that disappeared seven years ago and I've been searching everywhere for her ever since with a few stops here and there, but Lucy told me you know just as much as I do. When I found out, I still wanted to come and see why the locals didn't want me to come here and seeing the brawl I walked into when I got here, I understood." I smiled while Mika glared at me.
"Mika, what's with the face?" I asked sarcastically.
"Can I talk to you for a sec?"
"Sure, we'll be right back." I stood up and walked outside with Mika.
"You really are a pain in the butt, you know that right?"
"Okay, what did I do this time miss kill joy?"
"You should be in such a rowdy guild. It isn't safe."
"I've been looking for Mizuine for seven years, I think I can relax now."
"But, your just going to quit, just like that?"
"No, of course not. If I find any clues on where the dragons went, the other dragon slayers here might want to know about it."
"You barely know them."
"And they made a great first impression."
"Look, I'm just concerned; there are tons of mages there that can squish you in five seconds."
"My mind's made up, we are staying!"
"Fine." I turned around.
"You guys can stop hiding now." Lucy and the others peered their heads out the door.
"Thanks for the privacy." I said walking back inside.
A/N:Thanks for reading the chapter, hope you enjoyed it.
Alice: There you are, why did you ditch us a the hardware store?
ON: Because I just had the awesome idea of having the guild members help me out. I say they did a pretty good job. Thanks for your help guys! *Hands master money**The guild members wave goodbye as they walk out the door and Orange, Mika, Wendy, and Alice are left*
Alice: Whoa, your house is huge!
ON: Yup, it's got five bedrooms, two guest rooms, three bathrooms, a game room (includeing PS2, PS3, DSi, 3DS, Wii, Gamecube, nintendo64 (Yeah, I seriously have this) Xbox 360 (with connect), a gameboy, pool table, air hockey table, pinball machine (Simpsons version), a huge 40 foot TV, and a computer), an indoor pool that still needs water, and a living room.
Alice: It's going to be really easy to get lost.
ON: No it won't they put maps of the place everywhere, see? *Orange points to wall*
Alice: Well I'll be damned.
ON: By the way, can you fill my pool with water?
Alice: Why should I?
ON: Because you still owe me for destorying my old house. *Alice sweatdrops*
Alice: Fine. *Alice walks away*
ON: So, do you guys want to play on the air hockey table?
Wendy: Sure, sounds fun.
Mika: Sure why not.
ON: You guys are going down. Review and alert!