Chapter 3: The morning after… Oh you were so good last night. - I said to the empty pizza box beside my bed. I need another, I really need this. I grabbed my phone and dialed the pizza place's phone number. Greasy pizza slave: Welcome to greasy pizza lord how may I help you today sir or mam. Me: I want pizza. Greasy pizza slave: what size and would you like any toppings on it Me: Large and no toppings Greasy pizza slave: Would you like anything else with your order, sir? Me: No and I'm a woman. Greasy pizza slave: Of course you are. May I ask where this will be delivered to? Me: How could I forget…? Greasy pizza slave: Thank you for your patronage. Your pizza will arrive soon enough. A while later my pizza finally arrived Ugly pizza delivery guy: Uh pizza delivery for Ms. Amanda bynes Me: That's me! I ran to the door in excitement Ugly pizza delivery guy: Okay uh here's the pizza Me: Please stop talking. Here keep the change. Ugly pizza delivery guy: Okay – He said as I grabbed my pizza and slammed the door in his face. Me: Finally Consuela walked into the room interrupting my moment with the pizza. Consuela: Senorita can I have a piece, you haven't fed me in days and I'm starving. Me: No. I don't pay you to eat my pizza I pay you to clean the apartment and be Mexican. Consuela: But Ms. Bynes you no pay me in months. Me: Exactly because you're doing a lousy job asking for food on the job. Me: Don't make me deport you. Consuela: No Ms. Bynes please I do better job I work for free – she said in tears Me: Nah I'm just kidding. Here's your pay. Sorry I haven't been able to pay you lately, I forget your still here sometimes. Here have a slice, BUT JUST ONE. Consuela: Oh virgin Santa, me has bendecido. Thank you Ms. Bynes Me: You're welcome, now go away. I ate the rest of the pizza and before I knew it the day was over and it was time to go back to bed