Chapter 4: My black friend Daniel Today I decided I'd go see my friend Daniel, he's black and lives in the ghettos. Well Daniel hasn't always been black. He once told me that when he was little he was a regular white boy. He went to regular school and lived with his mom and dad in a big house. When Daniel was little he had lots of black dots on his body. These birthmarks kept appearing on Daniel's body. Daniel didn't pay attention to this until one day something terrible happened. All of the black dots on Daniel's body conjoined and covered his whole body. Daniel was now black. After that his parents didn't recognize him so they gave him away. Daniel had to move to the ghettos and live with other ghetto children. There he learned the ways of the ghetto and he fit in swell! Oh there's his house! Well more like apartment…. Me: Hey Daniel! Daniel: Oh hey Amanda what brings you here? Me: Well I was in the neighborhood so I decided I'd stop by. Daniel: But you're a blonde white woman, you never go the ghettos. Me: Yeah I know but that's something I'd do for a dear old friend. So how's life been treating you? Daniel: Actually life's been treating me pretty well. I actually got to be a contestant on the price is right! Me: REALLY? Did you win anything? Daniel: No not really, the prices were rigged. You see I said everything was a dollar because I usually go shopping at the dollar store but the thing was they used brand name items for the listings and I don't buy anything from anywhere else. Me: Oh… Daniel: But I recently started a successful fan fiction site. It already has over 15 users and them all post fan fictions. Every week or so I post a fan fiction myself and it gets 10s of dozens of views! Me: Wow… Daniel: And it gets better, I get paid 20 dollars a month from Google ads! Me: Wow that's 20 more dollars than your other job! Daniel: I know! Daniel: So how's your life been? Me: Well I recently retired from acting and became one of the youngest and richest retired actors in New York, so yeah way better than you! Daniel: Now I'm sad… Me: It's okay though, you still have your personality! Daniel: Your right! , thanks Amanda! Me: Anything for a friend. Well talk to you later I have pizza to eat and a maid to insult at home! Bye Daniel Daniel: Bye Amanda! Daniel: Boy it must be great to be white- he said in his mind Back at my house: Me: Oh this pizza is so good. Consuela! You're fat and ugly! Consuela: What? Me: I said your fat and ugly! Consuela: I no hear you! What? Me: You're fat and ugly! Consuela: Oh... is okay... is true... Me: Yeah that's right fatty! – I said as i stuffed more pizza in my mouth.