Disclaimer: I Don't own TMI! (How many times are we required to say this?)
(Iggy walks in)
Me: IGGY!
Iggy: Oh no! Not you again
Me: what? Its not like the last time I saw you I tied you to a chair and forced you to declare your love to me… well… maybe I did. But you left before I could force you to put a ring on my finger…
Iggy: You did and you ar- oomph
(Iggy is currently not able to finish his sentence because he is currently being kissed by a certain n stranger)
Me: Yay! My first kiss was with Iggy! Again!
Iggy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Help!
Flock: no…
Iggy: Why not!
Max: Because you Blew up our house and destroyed everything, you deserve this…
Abby POV
"Mother!" Clary gaped.
"Yep" I said, popping the P. I looked around the room of shell shocked faces.
"How did you get here? asked Simon.
"Well," I started, "I was going for a walk in Idris, and I was close to the edge and then all of a sudden,
a weird portal opened up in front of me and I heard voices coming through it. Then I called for Daniel and he found me."
"So you just decided to go through a dangerous looking portal for the heck of it?' asked Clary.
"I said, "Yep. That's the kind of daughter you get when he's" I gestured to Jace, "your father."
Clary shook her head in disappointment, then she stood up, walked across the room, and smacked Jace upside the head, hard.
"Oww! What the hell was that for?!"
"I think it was for the fact that you taught your daughter to dangerous things." Simon said
"No shit Sherlock." Jace retorted
"So how do you two know each other?" asked Alec. Daniel answered this time
"We ran into each other in training when we were little. We're just friends." Magnus snorted,
"Sure you are." I glared at him
"Can we get back to the game now!" Izzy whined. Leave it to her to be more focused on a game then family drama.
"So Simon, Truth or dare?" she asked. Simon thought about it.
"Truth."
"Wuss." Jace muttered.
"When you were a rat, what were your thoughts when Clary held you close to her chest?" Me and Jace laughed as both Clary and Simon turned a deep shade of red.
"Oh, um…" Simon reached down and pulled off one of his socks.
"Wuss." Jace muttered again. Clary glared at him.
"Abby, Truth or dare?" I grinned
"Dare, truths are for baby's."
"I dare you to kiss Jace." I shrugged while Jace was pretending to puke. I leaned over, grabbed his chin and kissed his cheek.
"That's not what I meant." He muttered. I shrugged again.
"Magnus, Truth or dare?" I asked
"Dare." He said boldly.
"I dare you to electrocute Alec in his soft spot."
"What!" Alec Shouted, his face turning into one of horror. "I will not be shocked- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Everyone watched in humor as the crackle of electricity died down on Magnus's fingers and Alec rolled on the floor in pain. Then, everyone burst into fits of laughter as Alec pushed Magnus away as he tried to comfort him.
"Oh Magnus, I wouldn't expect to get any tonight." I gasped between fits of laughter.
Eventually everyone stopped laughing, and we continued the game.
"Clary, truth or dare?"
"Truth." She answered automatically.
"Why are you and Jace fighting?" Clary blushed.
"Well, yesterday night, we went to Pandemonium to hunt demons and Jace got drunk while we were there. And I saw him making out with another girl, I had to drag him home after she gave him her phone number." Me, Izzy, Alec, Simon, and Magnus all went over and smacked Jace up the head.
"Dumb ass." I called him
Hey, don't you dare use that kind of language on your father… even if he deserves it." Clary lectured me. I wrapped my arm around her shoulder and sighed sarcastically.
"Just like old times." I said. Clary just rolled her eyes at me.
"Jace… Truth or dare." He looked up shocked that she talked to him. He thought about it
"Truth."
"Wuss" I called out to him. He sighed.
"Fine, dare."
"I dare you to apologize to me and to promise never to do it again." He looked around the room.
I could tell he was about to deny it. I caught his gaze and said
"If you don't apologize, I promise you that when I get back to the future you will never have another child." Jace paled. He looked at clary
"I'm sorry for what I did and I promise to never do it again." Clary stood up and walked over to him. She slapped him across the face leaving a red print.
" Apology excepted." Then she giggled as Jace pulled her into his lap.
"Daniel, truth or dare?" He asked
"Dare."
"I dare you to kiss Abby on the lips."
Me: Yay! Cliffhanger! You all are probably like are they gonna do it? Maybe they will!
Magnus: Can you please tell Alec that I'm sorry for shocking him.
Me: No, because it's your own fault for doing it on full power. You could have just used a small voltage.
Magnus: But he's already used to that from those other nights.
CRRAASSSHHHHHHHHH
Alec: Magnus! How dare you!
Me: Really Alec, you got Magnus's blood in my hair
Magnus: ghjhsgaghshghsadfhal
Simon: Maybe you shouldn't have run over him with a bulldozer.
Alec: Humph.