Kitten's i think i want to try my hand at writing a south park story with a kenny/oc.
For some reason the disfunction seems to appeal to me.
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Naru walked into the hospital forty five minutes later, fully dressed and with Kakashi hot on her heels. And the second everyone in at the nurses station and sitting in the lobbey saw the two of them things got weird.
For starters everyone that had been screaming because of their broken bones and such, automatically shut up and stared at them wide eyed. Whether it was in awe or utter terror, Naru had no idea.
She was just a mite distracted by the sudden wave of dizziness that nearly caused her to collapse.
She felt Kakashi's hands on her. One around the middle of her back, and the other grasping her right upper arm in a firm yet gentle grip. She tipped her head back to look at him for a second as he pulled her back against him and slipped an arm around her stomach and called out for someone to get a chair or something.
All at once the nurses sprang into action along with several wounded people. Someone ran to get Naru a chair. Another ran down the hall to get her a candy bar and someone was right behind him to get her a drink. Another nurse wheeled a gurney over while another grabbed a blanket.
Kakashi's arm tightened a little bit as the nurse that had run to get a chair came running back. His mind blanketed by irritation as he thought, That bitch. She got Naru a chair before I could. She took my job!
He created a shadow clone to take Naru for a second then met the nurse half way and thanked her and tried to take the chair from her after making the lame excuse that the chair must be heavy. However she wouldn't let go of it and before he realized what either of them were doing they were engaged in an all out tug-of-war and were hurling scathing insults at each other as Tsunade walked up and paused for a moment to watch the scene before shaking her head and shouting.
"Hatake Kakashi what the hell do you think you're doing?" Kakashi automatically let go of the chair and watched as it and the nurse went down. Both tumbling heels over head before coming to a total stop at Tsunade's feet. Kakashi cringed a little bit, wanting to go help the woman up and tell her that he was sorry but seemed rooted in place by his Kage's stare.
Tsunade looked at the copy nin then down at the nurse then back at him again and scowled as Kakashi rubbed the back of his neck nervously and said lamely, "She wouldn't let go."
"So you decided to jerk her around?" Tsunade asked in a warning tone as she tilted her head a little to the left.
"Uh...no. I just wanted the chair for Naru. She was feeling dizzy." Tsunade looked over at Naru who was being held up by a Kakashi clone and raised a brow and made a humming sound before reaching out and smacking the copy nin in the side of the head, earning a pained yelp from him as he lifted a hand to rub the spot that she'd hit as she used her other hand to motion for his clone to come closer so that she could see Naru.
The clone did as she bid him too, although he was pretty wary of her. "Naru dear, are you okay?" Tsunade asked in a gentle tone as she looked down at her favorite gaki. Naru looked like hell.
Almost literally.
She was paler than normal, looked as if she'd lost some weight, her hair was tied back in a loose and messy pony tail, there were dark circles under her eyes. Tsunade made a tsking sound. Her gaki looked as if she were falling apart at the seams. "I think I'm dying Tsunade." Naru said in a tired tone. No doubt her exhausted due to her current condition.
Tsunade made another tsking sound and brushed a few strands of Naru's hair back from her face and then abruptly turned and started walking, pausing only long enough to indicate that Kakashi, his clone should follow her and bring Naru.
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Once in a room, Kakashi flopped down in a chair and crossed his arms over his chest and looked around at the various posters of the human anatomy hangingon the walls, the little table in the corner with a built in sink and cabinet above it. There was a little narrow bed/table in the center of the room, where Naru was currently sitting.
Waiting to be looked at while Tsunade washed her hands and pulled on gloves and then made her way over to Naru and asked what was wrong with her. After which Tsunade looked at him from over her shoulder, her eyes all but screaming, Hatake! You haven't told her!
He looked away from her gaze feeling guilty for keeping Naru in the dark about her condition. But dammit, he just wasn't sure what to say to her aside from "Yeah, sorry. Someone goofed and now you're paying for it. Not to worry though- You have a ton of people who will help you raise the little tyke!"
God that would sound stupid. Even to him. Not only that but he felt that hearing something from another woman might lessen the blow a bit. Naru finished listing her symptoms and Kakashi winched a little bit in sympathy. Jesus it's no wonder the girl had mentioned before that she thought she was dying.
If he had that much stuff wrong with him; well, dying would be the most logical conclusion for his mind to jump too.
Tsunade felt of Naru's neck, checking the lymphnodes and to the copy nin appeared to be giving Naru an normal, average everyday exam. She listened to Naru's heart, took her blood preassure, checked her temp the finally walked across the room and pulled a small slender box out of one of the cabinets and tossed it to Naru who caught it and looked at it with a puzzled frown as Tsunade said. "Go to the bathroom down the hall and pee on the end with paper."
Naru looked at the small box and frowned as she read what it was and then set the box down and jumped down and promptly walked out of the room and slammed the door behind her.
"Well, that's not good." Tsunade muttered as she felt an impressive amount of killer intent coming from outside of the small room.
Kakashi gave her a duh look and quickly got to his feet and grabbed the pregnancy test and ran out the door to find Naru.
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Naru was pissed. She felt she had every reason to be. She absolutely knew now without a doubt that everyone in the village was keeping something from her. Tsunade was keeping shit from her. Kakashi was-
She stopped walking and went utterly still as a strange thought occurred to her. Kakashi had more or less moved in with her without asking a little over a month ago and while she had wondered at his reasons she had never asked. After all he was quiet and didn't get in her way. He was good company. He was- He was-
Her babysitter.
She gnashed her teeth and growled like a wounded animal as her eyes teared up. That unbelievable bastard! He'd known what was wrong with her for the last week and hadn't said a goddamn thing. No one had said a goddamn thing!
Why? What was so fucking important that they all felt that they had to tip toe around her?
She'd find out. Oh buddy would she find out. And if everyone refused to tell her anything then outside enemies would be the least of the village's problems because she'd rip it apart bit by bit until she found out what it was that everyone was hiding from her.