-7:00 A.M.-
Beavis and Butthead were fast asleep at Stewart's place. He explained to his parents about the whole situation and although they were VERY reluctant to let the two trouble-makers in their household, but their son begged them to let them stay. And so, our story continues as a tiny fairy hovers above the duo, holding an alarm clock in her hands.
-RING!- -RING!- -RING!-
The two jolted awake to see the fairy in their presence. "Rise and shine, sleepyheads! It's time for a brand new day!" Beavis and Butthead simply glared at Q-Piddy with tired expressions. "Mrmmm... Damnit, I was gonna burn down that house... Egh..." Beavis shook his head. "Uh, I was gonna score with that chick you told us about..." Butthead said as he rubbed his eyes. Q-Piddy merely giggled in response. "I see you two still want Cassie, eh?"
The two teens simply gave deadpan looks. "What the hell do you think?" Butthead lashed out as his fists clenched. "But why do you have to wake us up so early in the morning?" Beavis added. Q-Piddy simply took out the duo's outfits. "Because today, you have work to do!" "Can you, like, at least give us time for ourselves?"
"Beavis! Butthead! I didn't know you two were awake at this time!" Beavis and Butthead turned to look at Stewart, holding two plates of hash browns, eggs, and sausages (Uhuhuhuh... he said sausage...). "I know you two have to go to work today, and you can't work on an empty stomach, so that's why me and my parents made this breakfast for you!" Stewart smiled as he handed the two the plates. "Uh, thanks?" Beavis and Butthead only stared at each other. "By the way, who were you talking to? I heard some noises from you like you were talking to somebody..."
"Uh, there's like this chick that likes us and we're going to see her after work?" Butthead lied. "Oh, okay! Congratulations! See you after you talk to your girl!" Stewart then left the duo. "Why the hell do we have to live with him?" Beavis complained. "Because, he's, like, the only person who likes us, dumbass." "Oh yeah, and still, we have work, which sucks!" "Truer words have never been said, Beavis." The duo then laughed.
-1:00 P.M.-
Cassie groaned as she rubbed her side. Of course, she was fine, but she was still hurting a bit after the little incident involving those morons she ran into. "Oh, I have to get my mind off of those idiots..." She then stared up at the sign of a food joint. "Well, I'm starving anyways. Might as well get something to eat before I get home..." And so, she went inside, unaware that she was about to start quite an uproar...
Inside, Cassie was greeted with the smell of frying grease. She made an ugly face due to the smell and scowled due to the fact that her view of the line was currently obscured by a morbidly obese person. 'He smells like something that died...' The girl only shook her head as she waited... And waited... And waited...
When it was the fat person's turn... "Uh, can I, like, take your order?" Cassie's eyes widened. 'No way. No way. No. Fucking. Way.' It can't be him. It has to be another guy. It's just in my head.' She clenched her head and shook it, hoping to clear out what she was hoping was a delusion. As the fat guy left, Cassie would finally come face to face with the person working here.
"Uh, welcome to Burger World, can I like..." Butthead's eyes widened as he noticed who was in front of him. "...take your order?" Cassie and Butthead just stared at each other for a while. Cassie then formed a scowl as she placed her order. "Alright, I'll have a Quarter-Pound World Burger with Cheese, hold the mayo, and a Chocolate Shake!" "Uh, you want some fries with that?" Butthead's stupor continued. "Sure, why not?." Cassie then stormed off to the side, casting glares at Butthead.
Butthead slowly walked up to Beavis. "Uh, one Quarter-Pound World Burger with Cheese, one Chocolate Shake, and some fries." Beavis noticed Butthead's uneasiness. "What's wrong with you? Too much work?" "No, remember that Cassie chick?" "Oh yeah, why?" "She's here, dillweed!" Beavis' eyes widen. "Oh."
And soon, the duo were able to finish the order. "One Quarter-Pound World Burger with Cheese, one Chocolate Shake and one French Fry." Cassie heard the claim and picked up her order, but not before leaning in close to Butthead's face. "I'll see you and your idiot friend in the back after work." She whispered loudly in his face. Butthead got the memo and nodded.
And so, Cassie left with her order and the duo's work day continued as normal...
-6:00 P.M.-
Beavis and Butthead were scrounging for scraps in the garbage compact to scavenge. "Hey, Beavis, check it out, chicken sandwich!" Butthead laughed as he ate a fried chicken sandwich that somebody threw out. "Cool!" Beavis scattered around before noticing something. "Dead mouse!" He then held a mouse corpse by the tail. "Cool! Eat it, dude!" "No way, Butthead!"
They heard someone clear their throat.
The two turned to see Cassie, arms folded. "Okay, okay, I'm sorry I interrupted your little game, but I just wanted to talk to you..." Her glare hardened. Beavis and Butthead dropped their scraps and sweated. "Uh, about what?" "About the little accident your friend over there had with me..." She then pointed at Beavis. "Damnit, it was an accident! It won't happen again!" "Sure. Anyways, please tell me a little about yourselves. There has to be a reason you two turned out so... you..."
Butthead and Beavis saw their chance and cleared their throats. "Well, baby. I'm Butthead, and uh, this is Beavis!" "How are you doing? Ermheheheh!" Cassie rolled her eyes. "Oh great, Butthead? What idiot gave you that name?" Butthead then looked at Beavis for a moment. "Uh, I dunno, uhuhuhuh!" As Butthead was laughing, he unknowingly got a bit of spit on Cassie, thanks to his braces. She wiped her face in irritation. "You know, if you could drool less, you might actually be pleasant company..."
"So, me and Beavis, like, lived in a house. There was this hot chick that kicked us out of our house and now we're living with a wuss!" Cassie shot the two a look that clearly screamed 'Are you kidding me?'. "I'm not gonna lie. It's either talk to you two or the wall here. It's a tough choice..." "Erm, but we're cool! Because we, like, listen to cool stuff, watch porn, and do other stuff! Ermheheheh!" Beavis added. Cassie facepalmed in response. "Oh. My. Fucking. God..."
"So, uh, Cassie? Tell us about yourself." Butthead requested. To which Cassie gladly answered. "Well, for starters, I'm not a dirty sleazebag like a certain pair of reckless morons." "Uh, okay?" Butthead and Beavis simply stared, having no clue what she meant. "I do play a bit of basketball in my spare time, and I just got a license for taxi driving, but that doesn't mean I'm picking you dimwits up to work tomorrow." "Erm, that's okay!" "Besides, taxis suck. You have to, like, pay to get a ride." A vein popped over Cassie's head. "Well, where the hell do you think I get my own money from?"
Cassie then shook her head. "So, it's been..." She grit her teeth, struggling to get something out. "...nice meeting you Beavis and..." Cassie cringed at the thought of saying the name. "Butthead..." The girl turned to leave. "WAIT!" She turned her head around. "Erm, you're still not mad about us kicking your ass, right?" Beavis gave a genuine smile, even if it was a bit crooked due to guilt. "Uh, yeah. We're like, sorry..." Butthead added, hoping to make things up.
Cassie only rolled her eyes in response. "Alright, alright, I can tell you wanna bury the hatchet. Sheesh! I can take a hint. I'm not some harpy gargoyle thingamajig." She then thought of something in hopes of getting the two off her back. "I'll tell ya what? Meet me at the park tomorrow night and we'll spend some time together." Cassie scoffed as she turned again, walking quickly.
Beavis and Butthead stared at each other. "YES!" The two chanted Iron Maiden as they went their own way.
