Lying Clocks and Top Hats

by SailingStars

Hatters are mad, and clocks lie. Arthur knows these facts are true. Still on the edge of sanity Arthur accepts a commission in spite of the fabric's maddening laughter. *Warning! Trigger warnings out the arse. Self destruction, mental state trigger warnings, gore, blood, be bloody careful reading this!

4. Enjoy Its Smile

Alfred Jones,

I think this hat should suit you nicely. The brim is wide enough for both sun and rain so you mustn't worry about the weather. The material is of the finest wool and should last for years to come. I do hope you find everything to your satisfaction.

-Arthur Kirkland

P.S. Don't worry about the cost, I've taken care of everything. Enjoy. The hat has a great smile.

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Notes: Thanks for reading this far! (If you did) This was my first fanfic so I hope it wasn't too terrible. I'm not sure if I'm going to continue it with Alfred or not. I guess I will if enough of you ask for it. Again, thanks for reading!