Guys, they got my phone but i turned on wifi and can connect my ds to it. i have the interwebz. i can read fanfiction again I am so happy (i can also talk to my friends but who cares lol)
to the guest that thought england made cutlery out of bones... that would be... unfortunate? but maybe he thought black magic would help his cooking skillz... it cant get worse at any rate lol
Harry, Hermione and Ron were wandering the castle one Weekend when they saw something unusual.
"Leon? Why are you lugging around books on a Saturday?"
Leon stopped and turned towards the golden trio, a smirk appearing on his face.
"Oh, me, Emil and Lukas are helping Arthur set up for his next lessons. Wanna help? Vas ditched us to floochat a certain Bulgarian and I think you owe us one, Harry!"
And that's how the Golden Trio ended up carrying various DADA materials from Professor Kirkland's chambers into his classroom.
When they were finished all of them agreed they deserved a treat from the kitchens.
They gathered in the Great Hall and Leon went to the kitchens to order some sandwiches and pumpkin juice. They finished their light snack and made their way back into the entrance hall.
Once there they quickly became witnesses to an altercation.
Two Slytherin first years were backing someone into a corner.
"You claim to be a pureblood? You're a disgrace. Probably a squib, that's why every broom refused to fly when you sat on it!"
"No, I am a real wizard!" They heard the voice of Peter Kirkland respond. "It's just that I'm… I'm…"
"LEAVE MY BROTHER ALONE!" Four people shouted at the same time.
Professor Bondevik, Professor Kirkland, Leon and Emil looked at each other.
Professor Kirkland was the first one to recover. "15 points from Slytherin each! And now scram!" They did just that.
Peter, who had looked pleased with all the attention he had received from his family ((especially Arthur)) was the next one to recover. "I didn't need your help, jerk faces! The great Sea-kun had everything under control!" And with that he left towards Gryffindor Tower.
"You're all brothers?" Hermione tentatively asked, the passion for solving the 'Kirkland Mystery' rekindled with that one sentence.
"Well, you see, uh, by blood I guess he's Arthur's brother and my half brother?" Leon cast a glance towards Professor Kirkland who shrugged but gave a brief nod. "Yeah, my half brother." Leon repeated.
"And our best friends who are a bit… parental since we don't have our own parents adopted Peter a while ago [1] so… he's one of us."
"Lillebror you actually care! I have to tell Tino that you will call him Mama from now on too!"
"Don't you dare."
Professor Bondevik raised an eyebrow that seemed to ask 'don't you dare who?' because Emil responded with "Don't you dare… stóri bróðir"
[1] I'm not sure if this fits in with 1993 which I think we're having right now (prolly not cause Sweden bought him on ebay), but I also can't put it into the present as that would mess with Hong Kong… eh, Durley had a Playstation, you know the drill